Antoine de Montalant
@antoine-dem.bsky.social
Dad, writer, once and future teacher, tour guide, cook, music lover. Trying to keep it together during this ongoing apocalypse.
I recognize that. I wish I had.
February 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I recognize that. I wish I had.
There are yachts in the basin? In January? I had no idea.
February 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
There are yachts in the basin? In January? I had no idea.
Totally fair. I’m just unfollowing, which is NOT on you but on me.
February 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Totally fair. I’m just unfollowing, which is NOT on you but on me.
You are all 110% correct. I am just excavating some shit from my childhood. Move along. Nothing to see here.
February 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
You are all 110% correct. I am just excavating some shit from my childhood. Move along. Nothing to see here.
Totally not here to judge you, just to speak my own truth: whatever the opposite of a thirst trap is (a bloating trap?) this is what that is for me. Lifelong straight, cis(-ish) male, but no talons for me, thanks.
February 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Totally not here to judge you, just to speak my own truth: whatever the opposite of a thirst trap is (a bloating trap?) this is what that is for me. Lifelong straight, cis(-ish) male, but no talons for me, thanks.
Be rich and thin. Oh, and as white as they can manage. And performatively patriotic. That’s about it. The last part is the one they are most likely to pull off.
January 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Be rich and thin. Oh, and as white as they can manage. And performatively patriotic. That’s about it. The last part is the one they are most likely to pull off.
Your screen name is fire.
January 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Your screen name is fire.
Is that the matrix? What am I even seeing?
January 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Is that the matrix? What am I even seeing?
Isn’t this the same guy who claimed privacy was evil?
January 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Isn’t this the same guy who claimed privacy was evil?
To be fair, he spent the entire campaign announcing that he would. Almost surprised he waited this long.
January 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
To be fair, he spent the entire campaign announcing that he would. Almost surprised he waited this long.
Canada FTW, once again.
January 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Canada FTW, once again.
Meh. I think it was just another presidential decree—err, I mean “executive order.”
January 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Meh. I think it was just another presidential decree—err, I mean “executive order.”
Right? I remember some hilarious Bill Gates archvillain headlines from the Onion in the late 90s. I think my favorite was the one where he put Internet Explorer in the NYC water supply.
January 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Right? I remember some hilarious Bill Gates archvillain headlines from the Onion in the late 90s. I think my favorite was the one where he put Internet Explorer in the NYC water supply.
The NYTs token conservatives are even more annoying than regular conservatives, because they obviously know better, but are determinedly playing the part they have been cast in.
January 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The NYTs token conservatives are even more annoying than regular conservatives, because they obviously know better, but are determinedly playing the part they have been cast in.
I am looking at four full years of martinis, seven days a week.
January 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I am looking at four full years of martinis, seven days a week.
The motto of this administration seems to be “baffle them with enough bullshit, and some of it is bound to get through.”
January 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The motto of this administration seems to be “baffle them with enough bullshit, and some of it is bound to get through.”
New Hampshire Dems are analogous to Mass Republicans: basically useless to their nominal parties when in office.
January 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
New Hampshire Dems are analogous to Mass Republicans: basically useless to their nominal parties when in office.
This is hilarious.
January 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
This is hilarious.
Why not? That would be awesome. Will totally join you.
January 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Why not? That would be awesome. Will totally join you.