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Imagine being so dense that you have to see the Epstein files before deciding whether Trump is a bottom-feeding scumbag.
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Imagine being so dense that you have to see the Epstein files before deciding whether Trump is a bottom-feeding scumbag.
Oh man, this guy stole my go-to pickup line when trying to seduce his AI bot:
"Hello, woman, now talk some hot talks."
"Hello, woman, now talk some hot talks."
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Oh man, this guy stole my go-to pickup line when trying to seduce his AI bot:
"Hello, woman, now talk some hot talks."
"Hello, woman, now talk some hot talks."
The only sympathetic figure in the Nuzzi/RFK story is his brain worm, who was forced to listen to two lunatics have "digital" sex. No wonder it died. Probably out of embarrassment.
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The only sympathetic figure in the Nuzzi/RFK story is his brain worm, who was forced to listen to two lunatics have "digital" sex. No wonder it died. Probably out of embarrassment.
Kafka might be the Giants' head coach but it's the Packers that need a metamorphosis
muppet fozzie bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a hat and tie .
ALT: muppet fozzie bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a hat and tie .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Kafka might be the Giants' head coach but it's the Packers that need a metamorphosis
The greatest compliment you can pay another person is to say “I want to know the things they know.”
November 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The greatest compliment you can pay another person is to say “I want to know the things they know.”
"Ability to draw fouls" is not a skill the NBA should reward
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
"Ability to draw fouls" is not a skill the NBA should reward
Just refinanced my mortgage: One dollar a year for a million years
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Just refinanced my mortgage: One dollar a year for a million years
I should be able to buy health care with McDonald's reward points
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I should be able to buy health care with McDonald's reward points
The key to being famous on the internet is to behave like a person nobody in their right mind would spend five minutes in a room with
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The key to being famous on the internet is to behave like a person nobody in their right mind would spend five minutes in a room with
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If you enjoy the company of animals, the government may deem you a criminal. | Christian Schneider
https://www.nationalreview.com/2025/11/the-government-vs-animal-lovers/
https://www.nationalreview.com/2025/11/the-government-vs-animal-lovers/
The Government vs. Animal Lovers | National Review
If you enjoy the company of animals, the government may deem you a criminal.
www.nationalreview.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
If you enjoy the company of animals, the government may deem you a criminal. | Christian Schneider
https://www.nationalreview.com/2025/11/the-government-vs-animal-lovers/
https://www.nationalreview.com/2025/11/the-government-vs-animal-lovers/
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Me today at @nationalreview.bsky.social: When the government comes for animal lovers: link.nationalreview.com/click/6915f3...
The Government vs. Animal Lovers | National Review
If you enjoy the company of animals, the government may deem you a criminal.
link.nationalreview.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Me today at @nationalreview.bsky.social: When the government comes for animal lovers: link.nationalreview.com/click/6915f3...
The lesson of Trump is that if you are consistently a dirtbag for your entire life, people will completely excuse it when you are president. The key is just never breaking character.
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The lesson of Trump is that if you are consistently a dirtbag for your entire life, people will completely excuse it when you are president. The key is just never breaking character.
If the New Zealand version of The Traitors is to be believed, everyone in the entire country is smart, funny, and totally charming.
November 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
If the New Zealand version of The Traitors is to be believed, everyone in the entire country is smart, funny, and totally charming.
When a coworker moves the conversation from Teams (or Slack) to text, you know it's about to get good
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
When a coworker moves the conversation from Teams (or Slack) to text, you know it's about to get good
An incredible story in this month's @theatlantic.com
on Wisconsin's missing kayaker: www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
on Wisconsin's missing kayaker: www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
The Missing Kayaker
What happened to Ryan Borgwardt?
www.theatlantic.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
An incredible story in this month's @theatlantic.com
on Wisconsin's missing kayaker: www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
on Wisconsin's missing kayaker: www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
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Mine once hit 849 (out of 850!) and I texted a screenshot to Katie like it was the world’s hottest nude
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Mine once hit 849 (out of 850!) and I texted a screenshot to Katie like it was the world’s hottest nude
If I had a dating profile, it would just be my credit score
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If I had a dating profile, it would just be my credit score
I could never make one of these hats my personal look because 80% of my lifestyle involves lying on my back
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I could never make one of these hats my personal look because 80% of my lifestyle involves lying on my back
Best "Alternative" Album Grammy Nominees: Bon Iver, The Cure, Hayley Williams, Tyler, the Creator, and Wet Leg. Four of these are the most popular music acts working today. So, as the eternal question goes, "alternative" to what?
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Best "Alternative" Album Grammy Nominees: Bon Iver, The Cure, Hayley Williams, Tyler, the Creator, and Wet Leg. Four of these are the most popular music acts working today. So, as the eternal question goes, "alternative" to what?
"Death by Lightning" on Netflix is a good reminder that James Garfield's assassination is one of the most damaging tragedies in American history. He would have been an all-timer. (Garfield not pictured.)
November 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"Death by Lightning" on Netflix is a good reminder that James Garfield's assassination is one of the most damaging tragedies in American history. He would have been an all-timer. (Garfield not pictured.)
Currently obsessed with Physical: Asia on Netflix. It is INTENSE. Rooting for South Korea, but the Philippines has heart.
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Currently obsessed with Physical: Asia on Netflix. It is INTENSE. Rooting for South Korea, but the Philippines has heart.
Thumbs-up to the new album by Australia's Belair Lip Bombs: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOqJ...
The Belair Lip Bombs - Hey You (Official Video)
YouTube video by The Belair Lip Bombs
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November 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Thumbs-up to the new album by Australia's Belair Lip Bombs: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOqJ...
Aw, man - SNL was hiring extras and I missed the deadline! (I am 5'9" but I am certain I could play a convincing 5'8") tinyurl.com/469urrea
Scripted Show: 'Saturday Night Live,' White Male Stand-in | Backstage
Seeking a stand-in talent for an "SNL" pretape.
tinyurl.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Aw, man - SNL was hiring extras and I missed the deadline! (I am 5'9" but I am certain I could play a convincing 5'8") tinyurl.com/469urrea
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Our Founding Fathers fought for our right not to care about who New Jersey elects as governor. | Christian Schneider
https://www.nationalreview.com/2025/11/the-nationalization-of-elections-is-anti-american/
https://www.nationalreview.com/2025/11/the-nationalization-of-elections-is-anti-american/
The Nationalization of Elections Is Anti-American | National Review
Our Founding Fathers fought for our right not to care about who New Jersey elects as governor.
www.nationalreview.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Our Founding Fathers fought for our right not to care about who New Jersey elects as governor. | Christian Schneider
https://www.nationalreview.com/2025/11/the-nationalization-of-elections-is-anti-american/
https://www.nationalreview.com/2025/11/the-nationalization-of-elections-is-anti-american/