Christian Schneider
@anti-knowledge.com
Author, http://anti-knowledge.com, columnist @nationalreview.bsky.social
Jeff Epstein? The micropenis guy?
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Jeff Epstein? The micropenis guy?
RELEASE THE HOLSTEIN FILES
November 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
RELEASE THE HOLSTEIN FILES
Oh man, this guy stole my go-to pickup line when trying to seduce his AI bot:
"Hello, woman, now talk some hot talks."
"Hello, woman, now talk some hot talks."
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Oh man, this guy stole my go-to pickup line when trying to seduce his AI bot:
"Hello, woman, now talk some hot talks."
"Hello, woman, now talk some hot talks."
"Ability to draw fouls" is not a skill the NBA should reward
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
"Ability to draw fouls" is not a skill the NBA should reward
I could never make one of these hats my personal look because 80% of my lifestyle involves lying on my back
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I could never make one of these hats my personal look because 80% of my lifestyle involves lying on my back
"Death by Lightning" on Netflix is a good reminder that James Garfield's assassination is one of the most damaging tragedies in American history. He would have been an all-timer. (Garfield not pictured.)
November 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"Death by Lightning" on Netflix is a good reminder that James Garfield's assassination is one of the most damaging tragedies in American history. He would have been an all-timer. (Garfield not pictured.)
As I get older, one of the things that makes me happy is finding foods that remind me of being a kid. Which means I’ve been eating a lot of these:
October 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
As I get older, one of the things that makes me happy is finding foods that remind me of being a kid. Which means I’ve been eating a lot of these:
The safest promotion any business has ever created:
October 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The safest promotion any business has ever created:
It appears my neighborhood dive bar has now been exposed by the New York Times. Ugh.
October 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It appears my neighborhood dive bar has now been exposed by the New York Times. Ugh.
Going to start selling these and calling them “crustables”
October 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Going to start selling these and calling them “crustables”
In 1916, Chicago set up a "Hobo College" for the homeless, but had to shut it down when the food ran out.
October 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
In 1916, Chicago set up a "Hobo College" for the homeless, but had to shut it down when the food ran out.
lol joke is on you Smashing Pumpkins, I can have a night of infinite sadness whenever I want
October 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
lol joke is on you Smashing Pumpkins, I can have a night of infinite sadness whenever I want
Is your resting heart rate while watching a baseball game supposed to be 104
October 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Is your resting heart rate while watching a baseball game supposed to be 104
Update after the Brewers' loss:
October 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Update after the Brewers' loss:
I don't think there's anything I enjoy more than watching two people who have known each other forever just sit down and talk to each other.
October 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I don't think there's anything I enjoy more than watching two people who have known each other forever just sit down and talk to each other.
America's greatest reporting team
October 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
America's greatest reporting team
In 2018, Republicans lost their minds at a crude remark Samantha Bee made on her late-night show. At the time, I wrote this in USA Today, which seems...timely?
October 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
In 2018, Republicans lost their minds at a crude remark Samantha Bee made on her late-night show. At the time, I wrote this in USA Today, which seems...timely?
It’s a sign you’re getting old when your favorite musicians of the past 20 years are becoming realtors
October 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It’s a sign you’re getting old when your favorite musicians of the past 20 years are becoming realtors
Looking down on the Brewers
October 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Looking down on the Brewers
Jackson Chourio's leg is healed, will start tonight for the Brewers
October 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Jackson Chourio's leg is healed, will start tonight for the Brewers
America’s real heroes are the joke fact-checkers
October 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
America’s real heroes are the joke fact-checkers
Don’t be surprised if Trump announces new tariffs on Vagistan tomorrow
October 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Don’t be surprised if Trump announces new tariffs on Vagistan tomorrow
Republicans bragging about a $62.6 billion tax increase on American consumers. We’re in the Upside Down, folks.
October 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Republicans bragging about a $62.6 billion tax increase on American consumers. We’re in the Upside Down, folks.