This is my go to.
youtu.be/tRyXb85gFKw?...

Me looking at the splatoon patch notes expecting minor balance changes and Nintendo just decides to introduce new core gameplay systems post the games life cycle.

I have been told that I should not be talking about this and to “get back to dogging on the anemone” by my boss.

Wait that actually sounds awesome.

They need to fix side order by having people be bosses you fight.

I need to shoot the mid sisters, they have to pay for their crimes of being buttholes.

:( at least I can cope for the other things.

Nintendo, give me Moray, Polaris, splattfest in private, and kensa kits, and my life is yours!

I am a firm supporter of the Squidbeak Splatoon always being portrayed as a found family.

I was visited by the ghosts of gaming past present and future last night. I would like to formally apologize for calling league of legends a good game.

I only play league of legends and team Umizoomi for the Nintendo Ds. You know, good games.