#1 harmony hater
@anti-harmony-splat.bsky.social
#1 opp for Harmony Splatoon.
Part time scrapper hunting enthusiast.
This account is like 99% parody, please don’t take anything I say seriously.
Part time scrapper hunting enthusiast.
This account is like 99% parody, please don’t take anything I say seriously.
Sorry for the gap in Harmony hatred, I started writing a Splatoon fanfic, which lead to be being put into a coma for a few weeks lol.
February 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Sorry for the gap in Harmony hatred, I started writing a Splatoon fanfic, which lead to be being put into a coma for a few weeks lol.
THEY ADDED A STYLE MEETER TO SPLATOON?!
January 27, 2026 at 2:47 PM
THEY ADDED A STYLE MEETER TO SPLATOON?!
We still have no idea what the Splatoon updates gonna be. I’m sure it’ll be great though (provided no new Harmony content is added.)
January 26, 2026 at 4:53 PM
We still have no idea what the Splatoon updates gonna be. I’m sure it’ll be great though (provided no new Harmony content is added.)
Idk where my pay checks come from btw. I have no idea how my employers generate money off of hating on a Splatoon character, but I figure it’s best to not ask questions.
January 22, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Idk where my pay checks come from btw. I have no idea how my employers generate money off of hating on a Splatoon character, but I figure it’s best to not ask questions.
Sometimes I want to post something not Splatoon related, but my application to the parody account union is still under review and I don’t think it will help my chances.
January 19, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Sometimes I want to post something not Splatoon related, but my application to the parody account union is still under review and I don’t think it will help my chances.
They say Harmony killed the owner of Hotlantis. Thats why he still hasn’t come back.
January 18, 2026 at 4:49 AM
They say Harmony killed the owner of Hotlantis. Thats why he still hasn’t come back.
Harmony? Imagine never having a melody.
January 16, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Harmony? Imagine never having a melody.
Or have people show up in the lobby as you unlock their pallets. Then they could give quests and stuff to keep the post game interesting.
They need to fix side order by having people be bosses you fight.
I need to shoot the mid sisters, they have to pay for their crimes of being buttholes.
I need to shoot the mid sisters, they have to pay for their crimes of being buttholes.
January 15, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Or have people show up in the lobby as you unlock their pallets. Then they could give quests and stuff to keep the post game interesting.
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They need to fix side order by having people be bosses you fight.
I need to shoot the mid sisters, they have to pay for their crimes of being buttholes.
I need to shoot the mid sisters, they have to pay for their crimes of being buttholes.
January 15, 2026 at 9:29 PM
They need to fix side order by having people be bosses you fight.
I need to shoot the mid sisters, they have to pay for their crimes of being buttholes.
I need to shoot the mid sisters, they have to pay for their crimes of being buttholes.
I hope Nintendo finds a way to make Harmony a boss in Splatoon raiders. Idk I feel like a Harmony boss fight would be beneficial to my mental health.
January 15, 2026 at 6:30 AM
I hope Nintendo finds a way to make Harmony a boss in Splatoon raiders. Idk I feel like a Harmony boss fight would be beneficial to my mental health.
The fact that Harmony appeared in a Splatoon game before Deadf1sh makes me want to commit a crime. Not a major one mind you, probably just shoplifting or something.
January 14, 2026 at 2:40 AM
The fact that Harmony appeared in a Splatoon game before Deadf1sh makes me want to commit a crime. Not a major one mind you, probably just shoplifting or something.
Just woke up and remembered Harmony is a character in Splatoon. I don’t feel well.
January 12, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Just woke up and remembered Harmony is a character in Splatoon. I don’t feel well.
I have a backlog of Harmony slander btw. The Splatoon organization I’m a part of pays me when I write the message, not when I post it.
January 12, 2026 at 7:20 AM
I have a backlog of Harmony slander btw. The Splatoon organization I’m a part of pays me when I write the message, not when I post it.
I’ve never played splatoon btw. I only play good games, and any game with Harmony is not a good game.
January 10, 2026 at 6:11 AM
I’ve never played splatoon btw. I only play good games, and any game with Harmony is not a good game.
I forgot to post about Harmony Splatoon yesterday :/ The others are gonna be so mad.
January 4, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I forgot to post about Harmony Splatoon yesterday :/ The others are gonna be so mad.
I have finally reached 800 scrapper splats in splatoon salmon run, meaning I’m 8% to the golden badge. Btw has anyone actually gotten golden salmon run boss badges? because they’re so niche but also such a grind.
January 3, 2026 at 5:24 AM
I have finally reached 800 scrapper splats in splatoon salmon run, meaning I’m 8% to the golden badge. Btw has anyone actually gotten golden salmon run boss badges? because they’re so niche but also such a grind.
I have nothing against the rest of Chirpy Chips. Good people, hate to see them caught in the crossfire.
January 2, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I have nothing against the rest of Chirpy Chips. Good people, hate to see them caught in the crossfire.
For reference, I’m 7.3 percent of the way there
January 1, 2026 at 6:36 AM
For reference, I’m 7.3 percent of the way there
My splatoon goals for the new year is to finally get my gold scrapper badge, and to get more people to dislike Harmony
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
My splatoon goals for the new year is to finally get my gold scrapper badge, and to get more people to dislike Harmony
The only way we get Splatoon raiders info is if we band together and put a stop to Harmony
December 31, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The only way we get Splatoon raiders info is if we band together and put a stop to Harmony
Tartar was actually really chill before, they kinda lost it when Harmony showed up.
December 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Tartar was actually really chill before, they kinda lost it when Harmony showed up.
Nintendo puts so much love and care into the world of splatoon, making sure that every detail contributes to a living and breathing world. Their only mistake was putting Harmony in it.
December 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Nintendo puts so much love and care into the world of splatoon, making sure that every detail contributes to a living and breathing world. Their only mistake was putting Harmony in it.
Splatoon 3 is the only bad one because it’s the only one where Harmony physically appears.
December 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Splatoon 3 is the only bad one because it’s the only one where Harmony physically appears.
Harmony’s the fifth horseman.
December 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Harmony’s the fifth horseman.