@anthonyburch.bsky.social
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Anthony, asleep: “Hey! Hey!! HEY!!! HEY—“
Me: “What?!”
Anthony: “What?”
Me: “Were you dreaming?”
Anthony: “I was on a train car.”
Me: “Oh, okay”
@anthonyburch.bsky.social
Me: “What?!”
Anthony: “What?”
Me: “Were you dreaming?”
Anthony: “I was on a train car.”
Me: “Oh, okay”
@anthonyburch.bsky.social
June 5, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Anthony, asleep: “Hey! Hey!! HEY!!! HEY—“
Me: “What?!”
Anthony: “What?”
Me: “Were you dreaming?”
Anthony: “I was on a train car.”
Me: “Oh, okay”
@anthonyburch.bsky.social
Me: “What?!”
Anthony: “What?”
Me: “Were you dreaming?”
Anthony: “I was on a train car.”
Me: “Oh, okay”
@anthonyburch.bsky.social
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Anthony sleep talks, cont’d
A: “have you ever wondered how many midichlorians Rey has”
ME: “Never in my life”
A: “…… it’s probably a lot”
A: “have you ever wondered how many midichlorians Rey has”
ME: “Never in my life”
A: “…… it’s probably a lot”
June 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Anthony sleep talks, cont’d
A: “have you ever wondered how many midichlorians Rey has”
ME: “Never in my life”
A: “…… it’s probably a lot”
A: “have you ever wondered how many midichlorians Rey has”
ME: “Never in my life”
A: “…… it’s probably a lot”
Still got a fuckload of available tickets for my Jun 4 standup show at the Lyric Hyperion in LA. Erin Keif will also be there doing improv, which will be funnier than the standup prob
www.eventbrite.com/e/anthony-bu...
www.eventbrite.com/e/anthony-bu...
Anthony Burch Is Trying Standup Again
Anthony Burch (Dungeons and Daddies, Borderlands 2, God of War Ragnarok) does an hour of standup about depression, polyamory, and Batman.
www.eventbrite.com
May 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Still got a fuckload of available tickets for my Jun 4 standup show at the Lyric Hyperion in LA. Erin Keif will also be there doing improv, which will be funnier than the standup prob
www.eventbrite.com/e/anthony-bu...
www.eventbrite.com/e/anthony-bu...
If you have any intention of resisting the government, do not attempt suicide because they will ban you from getting a gun for five years
April 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
If you have any intention of resisting the government, do not attempt suicide because they will ban you from getting a gun for five years
www.reddit.com/r/law/commen... it is time for genuine physical resistance and lawbreaking in order to protect others.
Look up how to deactivate tear gas grenades (a jug full of maalox and water), fight cops holding riot shields (don't punch: grab the top or bottom and yank toward yourself), etc.
Look up how to deactivate tear gas grenades (a jug full of maalox and water), fight cops holding riot shields (don't punch: grab the top or bottom and yank toward yourself), etc.
From the law community on Reddit: Trump to Bukele: "Home-growns are next. The home-growns. You gotta build about five more places. It's not big enough."
Explore this post and more from the law community
www.reddit.com
April 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
www.reddit.com/r/law/commen... it is time for genuine physical resistance and lawbreaking in order to protect others.
Look up how to deactivate tear gas grenades (a jug full of maalox and water), fight cops holding riot shields (don't punch: grab the top or bottom and yank toward yourself), etc.
Look up how to deactivate tear gas grenades (a jug full of maalox and water), fight cops holding riot shields (don't punch: grab the top or bottom and yank toward yourself), etc.
Thank you so much to everyone who came to my show yesterday. We’re going to be filming the next one, so if you went to last night and faked laughs please do so again on Wednesday
March 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Thank you so much to everyone who came to my show yesterday. We’re going to be filming the next one, so if you went to last night and faked laughs please do so again on Wednesday
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Helluva impressive set for a first time! Anthony had the audience laughing the entire time. Highly recommend everyone catch the 2nd show on 3/26 that wasn't able to make tonight.
Hi Los Angeles homies, I am doing standup at the Lyric Hyperion on 3/23 at 930 pm:
www.eventbrite.com/e/anthony-bu...
www.eventbrite.com/e/anthony-bu...
March 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Helluva impressive set for a first time! Anthony had the audience laughing the entire time. Highly recommend everyone catch the 2nd show on 3/26 that wasn't able to make tonight.
My 3/23 standup show sold out so I’m doing another on 3/26: www.eventbrite.com/e/anthony-bu...
Anthony Burch Tries Standup
Anthony Burch (Dungeons and Daddies, Borderlands 2, God of War Ragnarok) does an hour of standup about depression, polyamory, and Batman.
www.eventbrite.com
March 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My 3/23 standup show sold out so I’m doing another on 3/26: www.eventbrite.com/e/anthony-bu...
Hi Los Angeles homies, I am doing standup at the Lyric Hyperion on 3/23 at 930 pm:
www.eventbrite.com/e/anthony-bu...
www.eventbrite.com/e/anthony-bu...
March 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Hi Los Angeles homies, I am doing standup at the Lyric Hyperion on 3/23 at 930 pm:
www.eventbrite.com/e/anthony-bu...
www.eventbrite.com/e/anthony-bu...
I don’t really know who Sabrina Carpenter is but i know she looks like if Florence Pugh took The Substance, which is insane because Florence Pugh already looks like she took The Substance
February 19, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I don’t really know who Sabrina Carpenter is but i know she looks like if Florence Pugh took The Substance, which is insane because Florence Pugh already looks like she took The Substance
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Anthony, 4am, asleep (?):
“WELCOME TO DE FOREST, KELLEY”
Me: “GO BACK TO SLEEP”
@anthonyburch.bsky.social
“WELCOME TO DE FOREST, KELLEY”
Me: “GO BACK TO SLEEP”
@anthonyburch.bsky.social
February 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Anthony, 4am, asleep (?):
“WELCOME TO DE FOREST, KELLEY”
Me: “GO BACK TO SLEEP”
@anthonyburch.bsky.social
“WELCOME TO DE FOREST, KELLEY”
Me: “GO BACK TO SLEEP”
@anthonyburch.bsky.social
I worked with the guy who made this game and he's real fuckin good at makin games www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tt1...
Wartorn - Official Reveal Trailer
YouTube video by Stray Kite Studios
www.youtube.com
January 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I worked with the guy who made this game and he's real fuckin good at makin games www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tt1...
Me: “I’m gonna spin that clit around like Saruman spun Gandalf —“
@loharou.bsky.social : “ugh”
Me: “then I’m gonna whisper to it like a butterfly”
@loharou.bsky.social “IT WAS A MOTH”
@loharou.bsky.social : “ugh”
Me: “then I’m gonna whisper to it like a butterfly”
@loharou.bsky.social “IT WAS A MOTH”
December 27, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Me: “I’m gonna spin that clit around like Saruman spun Gandalf —“
@loharou.bsky.social : “ugh”
Me: “then I’m gonna whisper to it like a butterfly”
@loharou.bsky.social “IT WAS A MOTH”
@loharou.bsky.social : “ugh”
Me: “then I’m gonna whisper to it like a butterfly”
@loharou.bsky.social “IT WAS A MOTH”
@loharou.bsky.social how them titties
December 12, 2024 at 6:35 PM
@loharou.bsky.social how them titties
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Random Nancy Panel By Ernie Bushmiller
November 29, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Random Nancy Panel By Ernie Bushmiller
I was going to do stand up next year but all my friends found out and wanted to come so I’m not doing stand up next year
November 25, 2024 at 4:55 PM
I was going to do stand up next year but all my friends found out and wanted to come so I’m not doing stand up next year
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introducing Jon's Real Deal Football for the sega cd. i did a bad job coding it so whenever you get a first down you'll be prompted to switch to disc 2 to watch a 144p video of me saying either "now that's the way to play," "big time players make big time plays," or "gimme a heapin' helpin' of that"
November 25, 2024 at 3:34 AM
introducing Jon's Real Deal Football for the sega cd. i did a bad job coding it so whenever you get a first down you'll be prompted to switch to disc 2 to watch a 144p video of me saying either "now that's the way to play," "big time players make big time plays," or "gimme a heapin' helpin' of that"
Love doin’ these!
It’s an absolute joy doing these with @anthonyburch.bsky.social and I was genuinely surprised by the twist at the end while playing.
A new season of Shadow City with DM @anthonyburch.bsky.social has launched on Patreon. Crusher, Punches, and Ma are prisoners on a chain gang. Their only way out? Time travel! Join here to listen to the first episode now: www.patreon.com/magictavern
November 25, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Love doin’ these!
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It’s an absolute joy doing these with @anthonyburch.bsky.social and I was genuinely surprised by the twist at the end while playing.
A new season of Shadow City with DM @anthonyburch.bsky.social has launched on Patreon. Crusher, Punches, and Ma are prisoners on a chain gang. Their only way out? Time travel! Join here to listen to the first episode now: www.patreon.com/magictavern
November 22, 2024 at 5:23 PM
It’s an absolute joy doing these with @anthonyburch.bsky.social and I was genuinely surprised by the twist at the end while playing.
Some people I like on this
EPISODE ONE IS OUT NOW!! // time to go ScAry MoDe // 💀💚 // gutter.show/listen
November 22, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Some people I like on this
someone recently told me "politics isn't worth arguing about" and uhhhhh
I feel like this perfectly encapsulates the reason I'm here; I find that I am intolerant of intolerance, and I'm OK with that.
November 12, 2024 at 3:31 AM
someone recently told me "politics isn't worth arguing about" and uhhhhh
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 9,1946
November 9,1946
November 9, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 9,1946
November 9,1946
I’m sick of hearing about hope and love and vague terms of resistance like “don’t let them walk over you.”
Traditional methods of political resistance are over. They control literally everything.
If you’re not talking about organized, illegal, and possibly violent action, you’re kidding yourself.
Traditional methods of political resistance are over. They control literally everything.
If you’re not talking about organized, illegal, and possibly violent action, you’re kidding yourself.
November 9, 2024 at 3:50 PM
I’m sick of hearing about hope and love and vague terms of resistance like “don’t let them walk over you.”
Traditional methods of political resistance are over. They control literally everything.
If you’re not talking about organized, illegal, and possibly violent action, you’re kidding yourself.
Traditional methods of political resistance are over. They control literally everything.
If you’re not talking about organized, illegal, and possibly violent action, you’re kidding yourself.