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Milo Rau zum Zolldeal

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Die Schweiz als Sexarbeiterin.
Käuflichkeit als nationale
Ideologie

GROSSARTIG …. UND SO
GOTTVERDAMMT WAHR 🤷‍♂️

😘😎😱🤮😱😎😘

Der Zolldeal habe gezeigt, dass die Schweiz bereit sei, für den bestmöglichen Deal mit Erniedrigung zu bezahlen,
November 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Ein grossartiger Rundumschlag von Milo Rau im #Tagi gegen die opportunistischen Politik- und Wirtschaftseliten in der Schweiz. Fadengerade auf den Punkt gebracht - ich musste mehrmals leer schlucken.

Geschenklink: www.tagesanzeiger.ch/schweiz-trum...
Milo Rau zum Zolldeal: Die Schweiz als Sexarbeiterin. Käuflichkeit als nationale Ideologie
Der Zolldeal habe gezeigt, dass die Schweiz bereit sei, für den bestmöglichen Deal mit Erniedrigung zu bezahlen, sagt der Schweizer Regisseur Milo Rau. Ein Essay mit satirischem Überschuss.
www.tagesanzeiger.ch
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
nothing says shifting the overton window like the far right swiss people's party's latin names

union démocratique du centre/unione democratica di centro
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 AM
du röhre kurze hose
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Thoughts and prayers for all red teamers' failed domain fronting infra #cloudflare #cloudflaredown
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Nothing on the internet is working again.... great job Cloudflare!
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
so many wake up calls lately...
November 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Cloudflare is down which means that downdetector - the service people use to check if things are down - is also down.

Funny internet we are having now.
November 18, 2025 at 11:54 AM
jahrelang poltert die svp gegen fremdbestimmung, jetzt heisst es auf einmal "chillets lüüt, bizli pragmatisch müesmer sii".

www.20min.ch/story/sicher...
November 18, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Switzerland
Korruption, aber stolz.
November 18, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Following the Swiss model for currying favor with President Trump during a White House visit, Mohahammed bin Salman will present the President with a gold bone saw.
Too Powerful to Ignore, Saudi Prince Returns to Washington’s Embrace
www.nytimes.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:34 AM
unsere kids, gefangen in zwei welten
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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it’s cool how every newspaper is now like “hehe bribery isn’t real when the king says so”
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.

How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.

www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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It’s rather rare for US media to report on Switzerland. But after the tariff deal (from 39 to 15%), they’re outspoken: „How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold, gab“

Domestically, however, the govt member from the far-right who was responsible for the negotiations is being celebrated
Forget retaliation: To cut tariffs President Trump imposed on their country, the Swiss sent a delegation of industry tycoons bearing gifts — a special Rolex desktop clock, a 1-kilogram personalized gold bar, and loads of flattery.
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 16, 2025 at 6:26 AM
ja sex ist geil, aber habt ihr schon mal fischstäbchen mit sojasauce gegessen?
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Schrödinger: Excuse me, miss, can I borrow that box for a science experiment?

Pandora: Sure, be my guest.
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Der Hass auf die Deutsche Bahn nimmt so langsam absurde Züge an
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
omg ist das geil! 🔥

Digitec: " Warum wir unseren Devs mehr vertrauen als Big Tech"

#leadingByExample

www.digitec.ch/en/page/digi...
www.digitec.ch
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Before you continue spreading any dubious news about the Louvre's CCTV Wifi password being "Louvre", let me remind you of PBKDF2 (IETF RFC 2898), used in WPA2, as defined in IEEE 802.11-2016. Counting the number of characters in "Louvre" is left as an exercise for the reader.
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
November 11, 2025 at 6:35 AM
dark fibre?
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 AM
der bro vor mir im bus unterhaltet sich mit seinem bro am handy. jedes zweite wort: "bro"
dann sehe ich seine socken... bruh!
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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The power balance between the state and private companies is changing - because of technology, and because of war.

I gave this talk a while ago but only just now realised it was filmed. Maybe of interest 👇

Full talk www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMia...
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Notre génération elle doit constamment jongler entre dire à nos parents "non tu n'as pas gagné à la loterie c'est une arnaque faut pas cliquer" et dire aux enfants "non bois pas du Paic citron cette IA raconte n'imp"on va mourir avant d'être vieux
Les posts sur les IA gen me flippent un peu pour le grand frère d'un copain de Maxi. Le jeune a 15-16 ans et veut "sécher et prendre de la masse musculaire", et les parents "on a demandé à chattruc qui lui a fait son programme nutritionnel". Pas mon enfant pas mon problème, mais je ferais pas ça.
November 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Raping an incapacitated person is now a resume booster for the Republican Party.
Oh look, the party that protects sexual predators is also hiring them.

The director of the Federal Housing Finance Agency has appointed registered sex offender and Detroit-area businessman Mark Zarkin.

Zarkin pled guilty to felony sex with a mentally incapacitated person.
Scandal Unveiled: Sex Offender Appointed as Federal Housing Consultant | Politics
Mark Zarkin, a known Trump supporter and previously convicted sex offender, was appointed as a consultant to Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac by Bill Pulte, director of the Federal Housing Finance Agency. T...
www.devdiscourse.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM