🚬anottercigarette
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wisdom is knowing not to throw away the lollipop wrapper too soon. You gon need that to wrap the stick later.
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
wisdom is knowing not to throw away the lollipop wrapper too soon. You gon need that to wrap the stick later.
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this portion of zohrans victory speech genuinely brought tears to my eyes
November 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
this portion of zohrans victory speech genuinely brought tears to my eyes
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NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.
November 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.
If you see humans as a pollutant then anal is fucking on eco mode
October 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
If you see humans as a pollutant then anal is fucking on eco mode
The year is 2035. My Amazon Smart Bed overheats and throws me to the ground. I overslept, and I'm in violation of the Amazon Wellness restrictions. I have to report to the Bezos Bureau for Corrective Action. Sleep is a key metric to optimize Productivity. Thank you Smart Bed for an important lesson!
Call me a luddite if you like - but I don't want a bed that stops working when Amazon Web Services goes down.
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright - Dexerto
The AWS outage caused chaos for owners of Eight Sleep’s Pod3 mattresses as they had no offline mode and were stuck at high temperatures.
www.dexerto.com
October 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The year is 2035. My Amazon Smart Bed overheats and throws me to the ground. I overslept, and I'm in violation of the Amazon Wellness restrictions. I have to report to the Bezos Bureau for Corrective Action. Sleep is a key metric to optimize Productivity. Thank you Smart Bed for an important lesson!
Adobe can suck my dick from behind
October 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Adobe can suck my dick from behind
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and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
October 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
I think it's time to lay Urban Dictionary to rest. I am not under the illusion that the youngsters are cataloging their slang on there, and the 36 year old white people running the site are just making shit up at this point
October 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I think it's time to lay Urban Dictionary to rest. I am not under the illusion that the youngsters are cataloging their slang on there, and the 36 year old white people running the site are just making shit up at this point
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Don't engage. Just block. They want to push their rage bait on here. Don't give them the satisfaction.
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October 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Don't engage. Just block. They want to push their rage bait on here. Don't give them the satisfaction.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
As a man, it is a little gay to type "tyty".
I just sent "tyty" to a coworker.
I just sent "tyty" to a coworker.
October 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
As a man, it is a little gay to type "tyty".
I just sent "tyty" to a coworker.
I just sent "tyty" to a coworker.
Current year is so cool cause every news headline is like "they've fucked away all the clean water" and I'm supposed to politely sit and listen to people talk about Taylor Swift like igaf
October 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Current year is so cool cause every news headline is like "they've fucked away all the clean water" and I'm supposed to politely sit and listen to people talk about Taylor Swift like igaf
Science is when my worldview
October 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Science is when my worldview
Growing up I thought it was Paper-View. And that it was audio books..
October 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Growing up I thought it was Paper-View. And that it was audio books..
Windows OS Sounds do NOT need to be 100% volume by default. Let's pump the breaks a lil guys
October 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Windows OS Sounds do NOT need to be 100% volume by default. Let's pump the breaks a lil guys
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every young Republican staffer is a Nazi, it's that simple www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
October 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
every young Republican staffer is a Nazi, it's that simple www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
Lyft just tried to fucking extort me. Pay $5 to receive a driver 2 mins sooner, so I had to press the "Keep waiting like a broke bitch" button
October 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Lyft just tried to fucking extort me. Pay $5 to receive a driver 2 mins sooner, so I had to press the "Keep waiting like a broke bitch" button
I was going to make a joke about rookie numbers but legit if I, knowing nothing about this line of work, was thrown in charge of this i don't think I could put up numbers like that
An "extraordinary number of violations." Elon Musk’s Boring Co. Fined for Nearly 800 Alleged Violations on Las Vegas Tunnel Project, by @anjeanette-damon.bsky.social @oyvegas.bsky.social
Elon Musk’s Boring Co. Accused of Nearly 800 Environmental Violations on Las Vegas Project
Nevada could’ve fined the company more than $3 million, but regulators are seeking a reduced penalty of $242,800, citing an “extraordinary number of violations.”
www.propublica.org
October 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I was going to make a joke about rookie numbers but legit if I, knowing nothing about this line of work, was thrown in charge of this i don't think I could put up numbers like that
Jordan Peterson Voice: yah know, doors are really magical, you might say well they're just doors, but noo noo, they're magical. A door is a gateway, a path to the unknown. *crying* a door is an invitation, to adventure! Chaos is out there
October 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Jordan Peterson Voice: yah know, doors are really magical, you might say well they're just doors, but noo noo, they're magical. A door is a gateway, a path to the unknown. *crying* a door is an invitation, to adventure! Chaos is out there
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It's good to have a good vocabulary
October 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It's good to have a good vocabulary
Starting a new job is so embarrassing. "Oh, you're new here? That's cute." 😳
October 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Starting a new job is so embarrassing. "Oh, you're new here? That's cute." 😳
Rebecca Black is actually cool af, we all owe her an apology
October 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Rebecca Black is actually cool af, we all owe her an apology
working a job sucks cause you doing stuff! Ugh
October 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
working a job sucks cause you doing stuff! Ugh
TSwift makes music for people who are spiritually virgins
October 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
TSwift makes music for people who are spiritually virgins
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IL Congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh: "I think Kristi Noem should have consequences. I think she should be tried at The Hague."
October 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
IL Congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh: "I think Kristi Noem should have consequences. I think she should be tried at The Hague."
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Let us in. Hold ICE accountable. Tear down the fence.
This is what we are demanding from the Broadview ICE facility, and nothing less.
Our leaders can decide whether they stand with the people or with ICE. There is no middle ground.
This is what we are demanding from the Broadview ICE facility, and nothing less.
Our leaders can decide whether they stand with the people or with ICE. There is no middle ground.
October 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Let us in. Hold ICE accountable. Tear down the fence.
This is what we are demanding from the Broadview ICE facility, and nothing less.
Our leaders can decide whether they stand with the people or with ICE. There is no middle ground.
This is what we are demanding from the Broadview ICE facility, and nothing less.
Our leaders can decide whether they stand with the people or with ICE. There is no middle ground.