@aNOLEnymous**, but pensive
@anolenymous.bsky.social
I’ve been everywhere, man. Native Texan, lives in Florida, identifies as a Washingtonian. FSU/SMU/UF Alumnus, but #GoNoles only. College Football Nihilist. Hockey guy. #ALLCAPS. #RaiseHail. #Natitude. Aspiring astrophotographer. Occasional shitposter.
holy crap, curiosity box, calm tf down
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
holy crap, curiosity box, calm tf down
Croskey-Merritt is gonna blow this parlay for me, isn’t he?
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Croskey-Merritt is gonna blow this parlay for me, isn’t he?
Does this mean that we have to give THEM a free Slurpee?
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Does this mean that we have to give THEM a free Slurpee?
November 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Volleyball
November 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Volleyball
Imagine having to root for this guy.
November 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Imagine having to root for this guy.
Gather round, kids, and let me tell you about the last time Mike Norvell coached FSU to a win in an ACC game.
November 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Gather round, kids, and let me tell you about the last time Mike Norvell coached FSU to a win in an ACC game.
Remember how much the supposed Autism-Tylenol causal link was blasted across the media landscape a month ago? Now, Brainworm Bobby Dipshit walks it back and it’s a blurb in a list of briefs.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
October 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Remember how much the supposed Autism-Tylenol causal link was blasted across the media landscape a month ago? Now, Brainworm Bobby Dipshit walks it back and it’s a blurb in a list of briefs.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
This is a memory that popped up on Facebook from 16 years ago today. We lived in D/FW and I was a 3rd year middle school teacher. I posted this the day it happened, but there’s more to the story. Context: My #RaiseHail gear and #Noles gear were frequently mistaken for one another in TX (cont’d)
October 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This is a memory that popped up on Facebook from 16 years ago today. We lived in D/FW and I was a 3rd year middle school teacher. I posted this the day it happened, but there’s more to the story. Context: My #RaiseHail gear and #Noles gear were frequently mistaken for one another in TX (cont’d)
Rest now, brother. We have the watch. See you in Valhalla.
October 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Rest now, brother. We have the watch. See you in Valhalla.
Not sure what your endgame is here, Bob, but as your attorney I advise you to keep talking and tell us more, just for fun.
October 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Not sure what your endgame is here, Bob, but as your attorney I advise you to keep talking and tell us more, just for fun.
Clemson might go the entire season without even playing a ranked team, much less beating one.
October 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Clemson might go the entire season without even playing a ranked team, much less beating one.
Come on, B1G, do something original.
October 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Come on, B1G, do something original.