@aNOLEnymous**, but pensive
@anolenymous.bsky.social
I’ve been everywhere, man. Native Texan, lives in Florida, identifies as a Washingtonian. FSU/SMU/UF Alumnus, but #GoNoles only. College Football Nihilist. Hockey guy. #ALLCAPS. #RaiseHail. #Natitude. Aspiring astrophotographer. Occasional shitposter.
DoLOLphins
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
DoLOLphins
As uneven as FSU looked down-to-down in real time yesterday, these were the results of their drives:
-4 touchdowns
-2 field goals
-1 missed field goal
-1 ended by clock running out in 4q
No punts, no turnovers, every drive (including at the end when time ran out) got into the red zone.
-4 touchdowns
-2 field goals
-1 missed field goal
-1 ended by clock running out in 4q
No punts, no turnovers, every drive (including at the end when time ran out) got into the red zone.
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
As uneven as FSU looked down-to-down in real time yesterday, these were the results of their drives:
-4 touchdowns
-2 field goals
-1 missed field goal
-1 ended by clock running out in 4q
No punts, no turnovers, every drive (including at the end when time ran out) got into the red zone.
-4 touchdowns
-2 field goals
-1 missed field goal
-1 ended by clock running out in 4q
No punts, no turnovers, every drive (including at the end when time ran out) got into the red zone.
I don’t know, I mean, I guess holding a first down play to less than ten yards is progress
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media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I don’t know, I mean, I guess holding a first down play to less than ten yards is progress
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I will always be happy about beating VT, particularly after the way their QB ran his mouth last time.
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I will always be happy about beating VT, particularly after the way their QB ran his mouth last time.
Someone should ask Kyron Drones why his team keeps false-starting in the stadium he said had no atmosphere and was quiet.
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Someone should ask Kyron Drones why his team keeps false-starting in the stadium he said had no atmosphere and was quiet.
LOL 11 for VT having the gall to claim that was uncatchable. GTFO.
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
LOL 11 for VT having the gall to claim that was uncatchable. GTFO.
Glad 20 from VT got to watch Duce score up close. Choke on it, punk.
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Glad 20 from VT got to watch Duce score up close. Choke on it, punk.
Is this miscommunication, bad routes, or bad throws?
November 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Is this miscommunication, bad routes, or bad throws?
dammit ole miss, do not
November 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
dammit ole miss, do not
Regretting not taking VT and the points.
November 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Regretting not taking VT and the points.
I thought you couldn’t fumble the ball forward out of bounds, and that it gets spotted where the fumble occurred.
November 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I thought you couldn’t fumble the ball forward out of bounds, and that it gets spotted where the fumble occurred.
tackling 🫠
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
tackling 🫠
holy crap, curiosity box, calm tf down
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
holy crap, curiosity box, calm tf down
It disgusts me that I can’t even watch my team play and score a touchdown on Sunday afternoon without having to listen to his stupid, bloviating, self-aggrandizing voice.
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
It disgusts me that I can’t even watch my team play and score a touchdown on Sunday afternoon without having to listen to his stupid, bloviating, self-aggrandizing voice.
Croskey-Merritt is gonna blow this parlay for me, isn’t he?
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Croskey-Merritt is gonna blow this parlay for me, isn’t he?
Fire him now. Name Rick Stockstill the interim.
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Fire him now. Name Rick Stockstill the interim.
Terrible fucking playcalling in this situation.
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Terrible fucking playcalling in this situation.
I'm coming around to the fire-him-now side. We aren't gonna have the one-score-loss qualifier here. You can't come out this flat and undisciplined under these circumstances in a rivalry game. You just can't.
November 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I'm coming around to the fire-him-now side. We aren't gonna have the one-score-loss qualifier here. You can't come out this flat and undisciplined under these circumstances in a rivalry game. You just can't.
Dammit, and I skipped watching Caps-Bolts for this wet fart of a game.
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Dammit, and I skipped watching Caps-Bolts for this wet fart of a game.
Here comes the give-up.
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Here comes the give-up.
Glad to see that Clemson also has a Champions Club-equivalent premium section in the end zone that looks half-empty
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Glad to see that Clemson also has a Champions Club-equivalent premium section in the end zone that looks half-empty