Megan
@annular.bsky.social
If the joke doesn’t seem funny try reading it aloud in a high squeaky voice.
If the editor that paired this image with this text didn’t win an award, that’s a damn shame. That is one hard selling mofo.
March 17, 2025 at 7:06 AM
If the editor that paired this image with this text didn’t win an award, that’s a damn shame. That is one hard selling mofo.
The falsest dichotomy. GOP will attack them with nonsense no matter what. “If I vote with them they’ll be nice to me this time,” is the dumbest-ass cycle of abuse logic ever.
March 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The falsest dichotomy. GOP will attack them with nonsense no matter what. “If I vote with them they’ll be nice to me this time,” is the dumbest-ass cycle of abuse logic ever.
How do people this gullible survive to adulthood?
March 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
How do people this gullible survive to adulthood?
Government by the idiots, for the idiots.
March 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Government by the idiots, for the idiots.
“I’ll quit drinking!” claims man after 5th DUI.
February 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
“I’ll quit drinking!” claims man after 5th DUI.
Yeah, the agency no regular person ever has to deal with or even know about is too aggressive. Against whom, exactly?
February 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Yeah, the agency no regular person ever has to deal with or even know about is too aggressive. Against whom, exactly?
I suppose next we’ll hear that they’d be transported to work camps using cattle cars.
February 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I suppose next we’ll hear that they’d be transported to work camps using cattle cars.
This paragraph needs no context because it is contextless. Pure, uncut propaganda.
January 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
This paragraph needs no context because it is contextless. Pure, uncut propaganda.
Yelling at someone in the bathroom, running for security, and generally creating a public nuisance, and she’s not even right. This is so much better than letting transgender people pee in the “wrong” potty.
January 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Yelling at someone in the bathroom, running for security, and generally creating a public nuisance, and she’s not even right. This is so much better than letting transgender people pee in the “wrong” potty.
Eat the rainbow. Just not all at once. Pace yourself.
January 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Eat the rainbow. Just not all at once. Pace yourself.
Apple has been trying to get me to pay for a subscription to News by offering this one article for over a year. I don’t give a crap, Apple, and honestly I dislike this guy’s whole face now.
January 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Apple has been trying to get me to pay for a subscription to News by offering this one article for over a year. I don’t give a crap, Apple, and honestly I dislike this guy’s whole face now.
The absolute gall of these fuckers. I dunno… maybe try not being a complete piece of shit? You trashed their lives first. Seems only fitting he should get some blowback.
January 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The absolute gall of these fuckers. I dunno… maybe try not being a complete piece of shit? You trashed their lives first. Seems only fitting he should get some blowback.
We’re quite a ways past “frustrate”. Try, “even if their decisions clearly indicate that they have lost touch with reality or consider a political party party more important than morality, and thus leave us with the inevitable conclusion that they are irrational and potentially dangerous.”
December 24, 2024 at 5:12 PM
We’re quite a ways past “frustrate”. Try, “even if their decisions clearly indicate that they have lost touch with reality or consider a political party party more important than morality, and thus leave us with the inevitable conclusion that they are irrational and potentially dangerous.”
They notice that you’re an A-list celebrity? Okay, noted I guess.
December 24, 2024 at 5:03 PM
They notice that you’re an A-list celebrity? Okay, noted I guess.
True, but counterpoint:
December 23, 2024 at 8:55 PM
True, but counterpoint:
Can’t wait to hear the outrage from the Hillary’s emails crowd. They were very insistent that this was treasonous.
December 19, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Can’t wait to hear the outrage from the Hillary’s emails crowd. They were very insistent that this was treasonous.
Murder is wrong. Full stop. But maybe locking someone in a box for 23 hours a day is also wrong and maybe a tiny bit of a contributing factor here?
December 19, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Murder is wrong. Full stop. But maybe locking someone in a box for 23 hours a day is also wrong and maybe a tiny bit of a contributing factor here?
Just another day in hell.
December 19, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Just another day in hell.
Did MTG find out there was an error on her birth certificate?
December 13, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Did MTG find out there was an error on her birth certificate?
This isn’t a remarkable photo. Unless you’re old enough to remember when taking a 3 second handheld exposure of clouds at night and back getting crisp stars from a glorified pocket camera with a cracked lens cover would not have been worth telling as a joke, because it would be too far-fetched.
December 11, 2024 at 5:52 AM
This isn’t a remarkable photo. Unless you’re old enough to remember when taking a 3 second handheld exposure of clouds at night and back getting crisp stars from a glorified pocket camera with a cracked lens cover would not have been worth telling as a joke, because it would be too far-fetched.
When you die in Minecraft.
December 6, 2024 at 4:35 AM
When you die in Minecraft.
Ah yes, adding more regulations for businesses and a one-time change that does basically nothing. Real genius-level stuff here.
December 5, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Ah yes, adding more regulations for businesses and a one-time change that does basically nothing. Real genius-level stuff here.
“We’d rather self-fund so it’s easier to commit crimes,” say the team that is definitely working in your best interests.
November 24, 2024 at 10:39 PM
“We’d rather self-fund so it’s easier to commit crimes,” say the team that is definitely working in your best interests.