Megan
@annular.bsky.social
If the joke doesn’t seem funny try reading it aloud in a high squeaky voice.
Life is a long series of realizations that mostly amount to, “They’ve got a name for that?!”
March 17, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Life is a long series of realizations that mostly amount to, “They’ve got a name for that?!”
If the editor that paired this image with this text didn’t win an award, that’s a damn shame. That is one hard selling mofo.
March 17, 2025 at 7:06 AM
If the editor that paired this image with this text didn’t win an award, that’s a damn shame. That is one hard selling mofo.
ADHD: Ghosting people since forever.
March 17, 2025 at 6:27 AM
ADHD: Ghosting people since forever.
Chuck Schumer seems like a very nice man and an abysmally poor opposition leader.
March 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Chuck Schumer seems like a very nice man and an abysmally poor opposition leader.
Super hardcore Mexican-Indian cryptid hybrid: The Chupacobra!
March 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Super hardcore Mexican-Indian cryptid hybrid: The Chupacobra!
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Walz: "I wouldn't do those town halls if I were them either because they have to defend cutting Medicare, cutting Medicaid, hurting their local public school, fighting a trade war with Canada. Just the nonsense, and defending President Musk."
March 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Walz: "I wouldn't do those town halls if I were them either because they have to defend cutting Medicare, cutting Medicaid, hurting their local public school, fighting a trade war with Canada. Just the nonsense, and defending President Musk."
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Walz: "The idea that the secretary of education would not know what IDEA is -- individuals with disability in education act -- that's like your mechanic not knowing how to put air in your tire. And she's in charge of this nation's education progress. It is catastrophic."
March 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Walz: "The idea that the secretary of education would not know what IDEA is -- individuals with disability in education act -- that's like your mechanic not knowing how to put air in your tire. And she's in charge of this nation's education progress. It is catastrophic."
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It does not matter at all what Mahmoud Khalil has said. The government does not get to black bag a legal permanent resident for their speech. We have a 1st Amendment right to free speech that forbids the government from punishing people for it. That's a solid red line that should never be crossed.
March 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
It does not matter at all what Mahmoud Khalil has said. The government does not get to black bag a legal permanent resident for their speech. We have a 1st Amendment right to free speech that forbids the government from punishing people for it. That's a solid red line that should never be crossed.
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The falsest dichotomy. GOP will attack them with nonsense no matter what. “If I vote with them they’ll be nice to me this time,” is the dumbest-ass cycle of abuse logic ever.
March 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The falsest dichotomy. GOP will attack them with nonsense no matter what. “If I vote with them they’ll be nice to me this time,” is the dumbest-ass cycle of abuse logic ever.
Like black body radiation, It seems to be a constant of the universe that the more power a person acquires, the more small-dick energy they emit.
March 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Like black body radiation, It seems to be a constant of the universe that the more power a person acquires, the more small-dick energy they emit.
MAGA: Want the American Dream, buy the American Fantasy.
March 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
MAGA: Want the American Dream, buy the American Fantasy.
How do people this gullible survive to adulthood?
March 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
How do people this gullible survive to adulthood?
Google doodle for International Women’s Day has icons of things that only connect to women once you already know it’s International Women’s Day AND have a deep knowledge of women’s contributions to science. Way to bury the lede deep, asshats.
March 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Google doodle for International Women’s Day has icons of things that only connect to women once you already know it’s International Women’s Day AND have a deep knowledge of women’s contributions to science. Way to bury the lede deep, asshats.
Government by the idiots, for the idiots.
March 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Government by the idiots, for the idiots.
A virus that makes it extremely painful to lie.
March 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
A virus that makes it extremely painful to lie.
If my name was Albert I would probably stop going by “Al” because it looks like artificial intelligence. That sucks though, because Albert is a bummer of a name.
March 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
If my name was Albert I would probably stop going by “Al” because it looks like artificial intelligence. That sucks though, because Albert is a bummer of a name.
If my rockets kept exploding I’d probably try to fix that before I did another one but that’s just me.
March 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
If my rockets kept exploding I’d probably try to fix that before I did another one but that’s just me.
Is it too soon to call the astronauts stranded on the ISS hostages?
March 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Is it too soon to call the astronauts stranded on the ISS hostages?
Gotta hand it to Dems. I bet the Trump team never expected them to do absolutely nothing. Probably foiled lots of clever, nefarious plans.
March 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Gotta hand it to Dems. I bet the Trump team never expected them to do absolutely nothing. Probably foiled lots of clever, nefarious plans.
Would Europeans understand an upside down American flag patch as being the distress symbol? Don’t love the whole Canada patch stolen valor thing, but desperately need to communicate “Not one of THOSE Americans” all of a sudden.
March 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Would Europeans understand an upside down American flag patch as being the distress symbol? Don’t love the whole Canada patch stolen valor thing, but desperately need to communicate “Not one of THOSE Americans” all of a sudden.
Not one dem objected to his certification. Just one dem spoke up at the SOTU. Staking out the moral high ground so they can tell their mates in the gulag how highbrow their positions were.
March 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Not one dem objected to his certification. Just one dem spoke up at the SOTU. Staking out the moral high ground so they can tell their mates in the gulag how highbrow their positions were.
I don’t think “everyone should get a chicken” is maybe the best strategy during bird flu epidemic.
March 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I don’t think “everyone should get a chicken” is maybe the best strategy during bird flu epidemic.
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Left-wing censorship was a fantasy, but the right-wing censorship is real, unconstitutional, and murderous. There was no majority anti-conservative social media bias or casual forced use of words like “birthing person.” But stripping protest rights and official language is actual deadly censorship
March 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Left-wing censorship was a fantasy, but the right-wing censorship is real, unconstitutional, and murderous. There was no majority anti-conservative social media bias or casual forced use of words like “birthing person.” But stripping protest rights and official language is actual deadly censorship
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The Army deleted my “Why I served” video where I talked about how I decided I wanted to attend West Point/join the Army after one of the cadets my family used to sponsor died in combat. Probably deleted because she was the first black woman to be CSM at West Point.
March 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The Army deleted my “Why I served” video where I talked about how I decided I wanted to attend West Point/join the Army after one of the cadets my family used to sponsor died in combat. Probably deleted because she was the first black woman to be CSM at West Point.