I've never sat bolt-upright, waking from a nightmare.

Maybe she was like a Fagin character.

🎵🎵In England, she is John 🎵

Yes! Doomscrolling, but through Amazon.

I once got told off for climbing on a tank.

Inside each of us are two feelings. One is a little bit funny.

Is the scooter OK??

The brain named itself.

I've a vague memory that it's from Planet of the Apes the TV series. Can that be right??

Hear me out. A Celtic warrior, cursed by a druid, loses his body & inhabits every sculpture which looks like him over the next few millennia.
Cut to 2025, and the last department store in some US city is on the brink of closing when a mousy mannequin sculptor creates, you guessed it, a Statham-quin.