🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧
@anneymarie.bsky.social
"My origin story is I was bitten by a radioactive know-it-all and given the power to talk too much."
she/her, 30s
If you know me from somewhere else and add me, let me know bc frequently I cannot tell, thanks!
she/her, 30s
If you know me from somewhere else and add me, let me know bc frequently I cannot tell, thanks!
They make all these promises about prenatal vitamins and pregnancy helping your hair and nails but my nails still break and I just got a single long chin hair and peach fuzz all over my belly.
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
They make all these promises about prenatal vitamins and pregnancy helping your hair and nails but my nails still break and I just got a single long chin hair and peach fuzz all over my belly.
In high school, I realized I must really be depressed bc I started sobbing while watching Happy Gilmore.
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
In high school, I realized I must really be depressed bc I started sobbing while watching Happy Gilmore.
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Caption:
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Re: Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Re: Dick Cheney
@dankmccoy.bsky.social This is totally random but I’m relistening to the FH mini of the story you wrote as a kid and I wonder if you heard the word “honky” in Steve Martin’s “King Tut”? I listened to that a ton as a kid for whatever reason.
October 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
@dankmccoy.bsky.social This is totally random but I’m relistening to the FH mini of the story you wrote as a kid and I wonder if you heard the word “honky” in Steve Martin’s “King Tut”? I listened to that a ton as a kid for whatever reason.
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To make this easier, I've compiled all the performers into an image:
October 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
To make this easier, I've compiled all the performers into an image:
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Jimmy Fallon wants to be a singer so bad and he won’t just sing, he has to make it everyone else’s problem too.
January 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Jimmy Fallon wants to be a singer so bad and he won’t just sing, he has to make it everyone else’s problem too.
Here’s my penguin standup joke:
Humans are so strange! Why would you eat a fishstick when you can just STICK a FISH in your mouth whole?!
Humans are so strange! Why would you eat a fishstick when you can just STICK a FISH in your mouth whole?!
October 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Here’s my penguin standup joke:
Humans are so strange! Why would you eat a fishstick when you can just STICK a FISH in your mouth whole?!
Humans are so strange! Why would you eat a fishstick when you can just STICK a FISH in your mouth whole?!
@justinmcelroy.bsky.social Relistening to a @flophousepodcast.com with you and I can’t believe you predicted it.
September 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
@justinmcelroy.bsky.social Relistening to a @flophousepodcast.com with you and I can’t believe you predicted it.
🎶 I wanna live a life like that
I wanna be just like a king
Take my picture by the pool
I endorsed Andrew Yang 🎶
I wanna be just like a king
Take my picture by the pool
I endorsed Andrew Yang 🎶
September 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
🎶 I wanna live a life like that
I wanna be just like a king
Take my picture by the pool
I endorsed Andrew Yang 🎶
I wanna be just like a king
Take my picture by the pool
I endorsed Andrew Yang 🎶
🎶 IN A CLAM BAKE CHEVY NOVA
IN DISGUISE 🎶
IN DISGUISE 🎶
🎶 SLOWLY WALKING DOWN THE HALL / FASTER THAN A WONDERWALL 🎶
September 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
🎶 IN A CLAM BAKE CHEVY NOVA
IN DISGUISE 🎶
IN DISGUISE 🎶
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🎶 SLOWLY WALKING DOWN THE HALL / FASTER THAN A WONDERWALL 🎶
December 6, 2024 at 2:33 AM
🎶 SLOWLY WALKING DOWN THE HALL / FASTER THAN A WONDERWALL 🎶
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It just reminded me of the time I was babysitting my little niece and she looked through a cookbook, found this page and asked me, “Can we do this today?”
June 15, 2023 at 11:39 AM
It just reminded me of the time I was babysitting my little niece and she looked through a cookbook, found this page and asked me, “Can we do this today?”
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Biggest takeaway from this is that a huge swathe of the American population refuses to believe that historical events can be driven by random losers with impulse control problems.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC8t...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC8t...
Oswald Acted Alone: JFK Assassination Solved (Part 1 of 2)
YouTube video by Sean Munger
www.youtube.com
March 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Biggest takeaway from this is that a huge swathe of the American population refuses to believe that historical events can be driven by random losers with impulse control problems.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC8t...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC8t...
Useful quotes:
www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/u...
www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/u...
From abortion to Indians in the US: 5 extreme claims that Charlie Kirk propagated
Kirk was speaking at an outdoor event at Utah Valley University on Thursday when an unidentified shooter attacked him.
www.hindustantimes.com
September 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Useful quotes:
www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/u...
www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/u...
“Mistah Kirk - he dead"
September 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
“Mistah Kirk - he dead"
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Quick question: What was Céline Dion doing?
June 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Quick question: What was Céline Dion doing?
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Me at work when I see a trans patient got an updated photo ID:
April 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Me at work when I see a trans patient got an updated photo ID:
Mitch Hedberg anteater: Termites are great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
August 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Mitch Hedberg anteater: Termites are great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
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I'm not sharing the face of the child being interviewed after today's school shooting. I am going to point that showing his face is highly unethical even if parental permission was obtained, because we know from prior mass shooting events that survivors and their families are harassed by deniers.
August 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I'm not sharing the face of the child being interviewed after today's school shooting. I am going to point that showing his face is highly unethical even if parental permission was obtained, because we know from prior mass shooting events that survivors and their families are harassed by deniers.
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There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.
August 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.
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