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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧
@anneymarie.bsky.social
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"My origin story is I was bitten by a radioactive know-it-all and given the power to talk too much."

she/her, 30s

If you know me from somewhere else and add me, let me know bc frequently I cannot tell, thanks!
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@rifftrax.com is so good
Screenshot from The Apple that has a woman holding a giant apple. Caption: [Bill] I can't eat that. It's Lowly Worm's car.
November 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
anneymarie.bsky.social
Re: Dick Cheney
Heather from A.P. Bio saying, “That bitch is gonna need a coffin.”
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Hm
Train 50 Ways to Say Goodbye How could you leave on Yom Kippur?
October 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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The war room from Dr. Strangelove but it’s captioned with “You're all fat.”
October 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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@justinmcelroy.bsky.social Relistening to a @flophousepodcast.com with you and I can’t believe you predicted it.
"A HAUNT OF A THOUSAND VOICES!" Guest Staring Frank Welker, Grey Griffin, Matthew Lillard and Kate Micucci
September 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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BBC: Is cheese the new reason to travel?
September 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Absolutely not.
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August 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
anneymarie.bsky.social
I officially look pregnanttt
Me smiling showing my 20 week baby belly
August 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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@horseysurprise.bsky.social vibes except not funny:
Fox News Climate Coverage 93% Wrong, Report Finds By Stephanie Pappas, LiveScience Senior Writer | LiveScience.com - Tue, Sep 25, 2012 Ken M leave it to Yahoo to only report on the percentage Fox got wrong
August 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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They got rid of their good mascot.
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August 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Hell yeah
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August 7, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Welcome 2 Denver
Google maps screenshot: Daddy Danks Smoke Shop Busier than usual
August 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Gamer girl 👾🎮🕹️
Me as a kid in my pajamas with Minnie Mouse slippers on playing NES on a rabbit ear TV.
August 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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It’s a joke based on this album:
SABRINA CARPENTER ANNOUNCES NEW ALBUM MAN'S BEST FRIEND'
August 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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*Dolly Parton voice*
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August 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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wint @dril: Hello Alan this is your lawer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit 12:28 PM • Jul 5, 2020
August 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social Just found this in en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_tu...
Photo of a turkey with labels saying: Caruncles Snood Wattle
July 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
anneymarie.bsky.social
Cosmo sex advice so bad that I collected it in high school bc even then I knew that it was terrible.
23. Pull my hair. It's so primal. 64. Try Perpetual Penetration. Bring one hand down, letting the penis "penetrate" your fist. Before the head of my penis pops out of your hand, bring the other hand up for the next penetration. 28. Trim me down below. It's kinky, and the newly defuzzed skin is ultrasensitive. 66. With one hand on each side of my penis, pretend you're spinning a stick of wood to make a fire but a little more gently than you learned in Girl Scouts, please. 69. The next time you're going down, go way down. Suck my toes and massage the soles of my feet. 70. Let your nipple rub along my penis. 95. I love to have really loud sex on a Tuesday afternoon. Just the idea that the neighbors might hear all the dirty things she's saying drives me wild. 93. One girlfriend woke me up with oral sex, and that's why I still can't get over the breakup, even after 10 years! 91. I love when a girl is cuddling next to me, completely nude, and I feel the rough softness of her pubic hair on my hip. 87. One girlfriend would whip my legs with her hair. It started out as a joke, but eventually, I started requesting it. 71. Run the condom packet down the trail between my stomach and privates. It's a terrible tease that feels great.
July 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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What does this mean
“Family owned and hot-perated”
July 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Screenshot from A.P. Bio of a character saying, “That bitch is gonna need a coffin.”
July 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Oh.
Jimmy Hart is the latest to dispute rumor that Hulk Hogan is on his deathbed 23 hours ago Cageside Seats
July 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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D0 69!!!
Taxi with the number D069
July 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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🤐
Arsenal onesie with the text: “I’m a baby Gooner”
July 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Yeah, I've got double D's: Depression & Dermatitis
July 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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@badmedicaltakes.bsky.social
“This is the reaction to a flu shot two years ago! (I'm in nursing school and don't have a choice.) Any idea of why/how this would happen? My doc tried to say it's because I was allergic to the bandaid, but I've never been allergic before or after, so it's obviously a lie. Finally excited to share the pictures with people that actually agree that it's likely from the vaccine!” Picture of rash exactly outlining where the bandage adhesive was.
July 21, 2025 at 10:26 AM