With everything so seemingly terrible these days & no sign of anything remotely hopeful in the near future, I thought you might need this photo of a baby giraffe.

HELLO SEATTLE I AM IN YOU

(I didn’t run into any Amazonians on the flight because the company makes them fly stuffed into dog crates in the cargo hold.)

Did a commute write this

Thank you for the kind attention & new followers that grew from my thread about the L.A. fires. For you new followers... you're gonna get lots of bug photos. I think they're rather nice, but just fyi. There will also be quality tortoise content, once my desert torts wake up from their winter nap. 🐙🐢

BREAKING: South Korean law enforcement officials on Wednesday detained impeached President Yoon Suk Yeol over his brief imposition of martial law last month.

the crazy part is this means the facebook we’ve all been experiencing for the past 5 years was the *good* version

Having mastered submarine engineering, Russian military history, and large language models, I'd like to give you a careful estimate of how many gin and tonics one can safely drink before noon...(1/23)

Rich man to be charged with stopping the government from wasting money is angry that the government isn't wasting money on his company.

Nothing to see here. No, no conflict of interest. Nothing.

This is San. She has transcended the paw cross and perfected the rare double paw stack. 13/10 (IG: san_goldenretriever)