Animals With Human Names
@animalswhn.bsky.social
Hip-Hop Artist, DJ. Cat Picker-Upper
https://animalswithhumannames.bandcamp.com/
https://animalswithhumannames.bandcamp.com/
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remember the scene in Die Hard where Bruce Willis gives the guy a watch for Christmas
December 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
remember the scene in Die Hard where Bruce Willis gives the guy a watch for Christmas
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Diana Linares bough the 1,000,000 ticket to a CMLL Arena Mexico show this year and got the special CMLL fan belt
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Diana Linares bough the 1,000,000 ticket to a CMLL Arena Mexico show this year and got the special CMLL fan belt
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Learning to play craps is the new learning to make sourdough
December 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Learning to play craps is the new learning to make sourdough
Unlocked a fun new way to annoy my teenager: Walk into the room an loudly ask "What cartoon is this?" while he's watching his very important anime.
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Unlocked a fun new way to annoy my teenager: Walk into the room an loudly ask "What cartoon is this?" while he's watching his very important anime.
Neal takes it home for the for the Non-Sporting Group! #AnimalsWithHumanNames win another one. 4 for 4 baby! #NationalDogShow
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Neal takes it home for the for the Non-Sporting Group! #AnimalsWithHumanNames win another one. 4 for 4 baby! #NationalDogShow
Tyler wins the Sporting Group! #AnimalsWithHumanNames are unstoppable this year! #NationalDogShow
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Tyler wins the Sporting Group! #AnimalsWithHumanNames are unstoppable this year! #NationalDogShow
Soleil wins the herding group! And there is at least one human with that name so I'm counting that as a win for #AnimalsWithHumanNames! #NationalDogShow
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Soleil wins the herding group! And there is at least one human with that name so I'm counting that as a win for #AnimalsWithHumanNames! #NationalDogShow
Shout out to George for winning the Hound Group. #AnimalsWithHumanNames are starting off strong this year. Can we sweep? #NationalDogShow #NationalDogShow2025
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Shout out to George for winning the Hound Group. #AnimalsWithHumanNames are starting off strong this year. Can we sweep? #NationalDogShow #NationalDogShow2025
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so it turns out the material action Pritzker decided to take is to allow state police to crackdown on protesters who are protesting the actions he called an attempt to "conquer" his people and make them Trump's "subjects"
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
so it turns out the material action Pritzker decided to take is to allow state police to crackdown on protesters who are protesting the actions he called an attempt to "conquer" his people and make them Trump's "subjects"
Sometimes you'll be listening to a live album, and you can hear a voice from the crowd just saying some administrative stuff like "I'll hold your spot but grab me a drink on your way back from the bathroom". Do you think that voice hears that and cringes or is like "hell yeah, I'm on that album"?
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Sometimes you'll be listening to a live album, and you can hear a voice from the crowd just saying some administrative stuff like "I'll hold your spot but grab me a drink on your way back from the bathroom". Do you think that voice hears that and cringes or is like "hell yeah, I'm on that album"?
Forgot to post about this one earlier: Tic Tic Tic. I have tourette's. The game of this song is that it's some classic hip hop bragging and boasting but I keep losing my train of thought because of my tics. animalswithhumannames.bandcamp.com/track/tic-ti...
Tic Tic Tic, by Animals With Human Names
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November 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Forgot to post about this one earlier: Tic Tic Tic. I have tourette's. The game of this song is that it's some classic hip hop bragging and boasting but I keep losing my train of thought because of my tics. animalswithhumannames.bandcamp.com/track/tic-ti...
Sucks that they aren't making Broad City anymore. Their episode about Mamdani would have been a banger.
November 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Sucks that they aren't making Broad City anymore. Their episode about Mamdani would have been a banger.
Furiously searching for how to buy this issue of the New York Post here in Illinois.
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Furiously searching for how to buy this issue of the New York Post here in Illinois.
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
MLB needs to make a rule banning players from writing shit on their caps.
November 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
MLB needs to make a rule banning players from writing shit on their caps.
Burn Card. A song I wrote about playing blackjack.
Burn Card, by Animals With Human Names
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October 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Burn Card. A song I wrote about playing blackjack.
My Shadow Weighs a Ton. 12 instrumental hip hop songs inspired by noir movies
animalswithhumannames.bandcamp.com
October 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
My Shadow Weighs a Ton. 12 instrumental hip hop songs inspired by noir movies
I've been putting out music lately. I'll post some links in my next few posts.
October 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I've been putting out music lately. I'll post some links in my next few posts.
The worst part of making a new album is having to relearn gimp all over again to make the cover art.
October 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The worst part of making a new album is having to relearn gimp all over again to make the cover art.
I finished the album. It runs 32 minutes and some change and of course the only blank cassette I have are 30 minutes, so no tapes to sell at the show tomorrow.
October 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I finished the album. It runs 32 minutes and some change and of course the only blank cassette I have are 30 minutes, so no tapes to sell at the show tomorrow.
Well, a quarter of the songs are mixed already. Might actually pull this off. Do I even have blank tapes right now?
Hopefully I can get this new instrumental album finished up and put on a few cassettes before my show next week (I can't, I'm lazy).
October 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Well, a quarter of the songs are mixed already. Might actually pull this off. Do I even have blank tapes right now?
How lame do you have to be to think Cash is uncool?
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.
Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.
on.wsj.com
October 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
How lame do you have to be to think Cash is uncool?
I've decided to start following the old advice of "dress for the job you want, not the job you have" and I now show up at the office dressed like an old west saloon owner who doesn't want any trouble now ya'hear!
October 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I've decided to start following the old advice of "dress for the job you want, not the job you have" and I now show up at the office dressed like an old west saloon owner who doesn't want any trouble now ya'hear!
I've decided to start following the old advice of "dress for the job you want, not the job you have" and I now show up at the office dressed like a stay at home dad.
October 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I've decided to start following the old advice of "dress for the job you want, not the job you have" and I now show up at the office dressed like a stay at home dad.