angus
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Literature and JavaScript
Author: If Hemingway Wrote JavaScript (No Starch Press). Performance stuff at Netflix.
Author: If Hemingway Wrote JavaScript (No Starch Press). Performance stuff at Netflix.
We need to bring "poltroon" back into the discourse.
February 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
We need to bring "poltroon" back into the discourse.
edit button but for other people's tweets
January 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
edit button but for other people's tweets
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By 2030, Paddington will be 8% of UK GDP.
January 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
By 2030, Paddington will be 8% of UK GDP.
Reverse timeline:
First there were AirPods. Then we invented wires so you don't lose them, don't have to charge them, don't have connectivity issues and get better sound quality.
First there were AirPods. Then we invented wires so you don't lose them, don't have to charge them, don't have connectivity issues and get better sound quality.
December 30, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Reverse timeline:
First there were AirPods. Then we invented wires so you don't lose them, don't have to charge them, don't have connectivity issues and get better sound quality.
First there were AirPods. Then we invented wires so you don't lose them, don't have to charge them, don't have connectivity issues and get better sound quality.
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Primeiro de dezembro de 2024
December 1, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Primeiro de dezembro de 2024
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
I'm SÜGNA, a shower caddy with dodgy suction cups.
I'm SÜGNA, a shower caddy with dodgy suction cups.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut
I'm YNÖIRB, a standard lamp with an oversized shade in a black-and-white Marimekko pattern that you hit your head on every time you stand up
I'm YNÖIRB, a standard lamp with an oversized shade in a black-and-white Marimekko pattern that you hit your head on every time you stand up
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut
i am YCÜL, a mini desk shelf that you thought was going to be useful to keep clutter off your desk but actually you just have double the clutter now
i am YCÜL, a mini desk shelf that you thought was going to be useful to keep clutter off your desk but actually you just have double the clutter now
November 30, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
I'm SÜGNA, a shower caddy with dodgy suction cups.
I'm SÜGNA, a shower caddy with dodgy suction cups.
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Vital observation: you know that bit at the very end of the "bonus material" section of BBC Radio 4’s In Our Time when the producer comes into the studio and asks everyone if they'd like a cup of tea or coffee? I don't think I've ever heard a single guest (or Melvyn) ask for a cup of coffee.
July 26, 2024 at 10:20 AM
Vital observation: you know that bit at the very end of the "bonus material" section of BBC Radio 4’s In Our Time when the producer comes into the studio and asks everyone if they'd like a cup of tea or coffee? I don't think I've ever heard a single guest (or Melvyn) ask for a cup of coffee.
Me, an adult: "Sorry. I didn’t mean it's literally a known issue. I mean it’s an issue that is known about"
September 20, 2023 at 10:55 PM
Me, an adult: "Sorry. I didn’t mean it's literally a known issue. I mean it’s an issue that is known about"
My social life is mostly dental visits right now.
September 6, 2023 at 11:08 PM
My social life is mostly dental visits right now.
That thing where you kid yourself the last piece of dental floss is long enough and end up nearly garroting your fingers.
August 23, 2023 at 7:51 PM
That thing where you kid yourself the last piece of dental floss is long enough and end up nearly garroting your fingers.
As an habitually fast walker (I once overtook someone who was jogging), having a foot injury and being overtaken by other pedestrians feels a bit surreal.
August 7, 2023 at 9:11 PM
As an habitually fast walker (I once overtook someone who was jogging), having a foot injury and being overtaken by other pedestrians feels a bit surreal.
Sometimes open the milk on the "open other side" side for kicks.
July 23, 2023 at 6:28 PM
Sometimes open the milk on the "open other side" side for kicks.
Mainly use my nose for accepting duo prompts while typing
July 21, 2023 at 10:32 PM
Mainly use my nose for accepting duo prompts while typing
Me getting 2 likes on this site
July 18, 2023 at 3:49 PM
Me getting 2 likes on this site
Hardest problem in computer science is trying to drag a file into the root folder of a VSCode project.
July 17, 2023 at 10:14 PM
Hardest problem in computer science is trying to drag a file into the root folder of a VSCode project.
They could have saved a lot of money on Threads by just making pictures optional in Instagram.
July 13, 2023 at 7:35 PM
They could have saved a lot of money on Threads by just making pictures optional in Instagram.
"He was drawn more to unsolved questions than to glib solutions"
July 12, 2023 at 12:54 PM
"He was drawn more to unsolved questions than to glib solutions"