Sam Wise
@angryhobbit420.bsky.social
A silly goose, an odd duck, a slinky on the stairs of life 🏳️🌈♠️🐈
The one with one eye is Sully. She is a sweet angel baby who can do no wrong.
The other one is Voldemort and she earned that name.
The one with one eye is Sully. She is a sweet angel baby who can do no wrong.
The other one is Voldemort and she earned that name.
::whispers:: that's cuz in Britain you can afford the ingredients
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
::whispers:: that's cuz in Britain you can afford the ingredients
Girlfriend and I went to my mom's house. Ate too much food. Watched Some Like it Hot. Ate MORE too much food. Watched The Seven Year Itch while I related a little too hard to the main character's neuroses. And now we're home, ready to get baked and watch us some Critical Role. WOOHOO!
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Girlfriend and I went to my mom's house. Ate too much food. Watched Some Like it Hot. Ate MORE too much food. Watched The Seven Year Itch while I related a little too hard to the main character's neuroses. And now we're home, ready to get baked and watch us some Critical Role. WOOHOO!
Wait.. number 9 is a comedy? I watched it in full seriousness and cried my eyes out wtf Am I watching movies wrong
My number one is Clue. I have it straight-up memorized and yet somehow it still makes me laugh
My number one is Clue. I have it straight-up memorized and yet somehow it still makes me laugh
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Wait.. number 9 is a comedy? I watched it in full seriousness and cried my eyes out wtf Am I watching movies wrong
My number one is Clue. I have it straight-up memorized and yet somehow it still makes me laugh
My number one is Clue. I have it straight-up memorized and yet somehow it still makes me laugh
You know that whole thing where you laugh so hard that milk comes out your nose? When Thanksgiving I learned just how painful it is when that happens with wine. Don't do that. Spit it out before you start laughing I swear I fucking swear
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November 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
You know that whole thing where you laugh so hard that milk comes out your nose? When Thanksgiving I learned just how painful it is when that happens with wine. Don't do that. Spit it out before you start laughing I swear I fucking swear
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Dude my doctor put me on Prozac as-needed to handle the perimenopause "because HRT can increase risk of cancer" and I honestly have no complaints. Why have I gone the last 15 years of my life not being on it? It's like weed but I can still function! The decrease in my road rage alone is worth it 😂
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Dude my doctor put me on Prozac as-needed to handle the perimenopause "because HRT can increase risk of cancer" and I honestly have no complaints. Why have I gone the last 15 years of my life not being on it? It's like weed but I can still function! The decrease in my road rage alone is worth it 😂
"I'm not crazy" is literally what every insane* person believes & repeatedly claims. Of all people, she should know & recognize that but instead is using her working experience as justification for why NOW, in this case, for HER, it's ACTUALLY true. Fascinating
*In the mental health/medical meaning
*In the mental health/medical meaning
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"I'm not crazy" is literally what every insane* person believes & repeatedly claims. Of all people, she should know & recognize that but instead is using her working experience as justification for why NOW, in this case, for HER, it's ACTUALLY true. Fascinating
*In the mental health/medical meaning
*In the mental health/medical meaning
I had the encyclopedia Americana. Nobody told me I wasn't supposed to read them like a regular book.
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I had the encyclopedia Americana. Nobody told me I wasn't supposed to read them like a regular book.
I must live up to the expectations of my paternal ancestors
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I must live up to the expectations of my paternal ancestors
It has NO SAUSAGE. No potato. NO.
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
It has NO SAUSAGE. No potato. NO.
I took this because of my horror at my girlfriend ordering salad instead of soup
Who knew I would ever need this picture again
Who knew I would ever need this picture again
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I took this because of my horror at my girlfriend ordering salad instead of soup
Who knew I would ever need this picture again
Who knew I would ever need this picture again
Well that'll teach ya, now won't it 😂🫠
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Well that'll teach ya, now won't it 😂🫠
How even DARE you
Don't you know you're supposed to sit at home,* sad and miserable and safe
*where the majority of accidents happen!
Don't you know you're supposed to sit at home,* sad and miserable and safe
*where the majority of accidents happen!
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
How even DARE you
Don't you know you're supposed to sit at home,* sad and miserable and safe
*where the majority of accidents happen!
Don't you know you're supposed to sit at home,* sad and miserable and safe
*where the majority of accidents happen!
As I read this I am literally sitting outside of a doctor's office waiting for my girlfriend to finish up. I have seen many birds, and side-eyed many people. Glorious.
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
As I read this I am literally sitting outside of a doctor's office waiting for my girlfriend to finish up. I have seen many birds, and side-eyed many people. Glorious.
In which case I would pick a random Critical Role gif so I guess.... here you go? Friends!
a woman in a denim jacket is holding a book over her head and saying i rolled a dragon
ALT: a woman in a denim jacket is holding a book over her head and saying i rolled a dragon
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November 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
In which case I would pick a random Critical Role gif so I guess.... here you go? Friends!
On the other hand, Prometheus got a pretty nice punishment for his crimes. We can only hope.
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
On the other hand, Prometheus got a pretty nice punishment for his crimes. We can only hope.