Sam Wise
@angryhobbit420.bsky.social
A silly goose, an odd duck, a slinky on the stairs of life 🏳️🌈♠️🐈
The one with one eye is Sully. She is a sweet angel baby who can do no wrong.
The other one is Voldemort and she earned that name.
The one with one eye is Sully. She is a sweet angel baby who can do no wrong.
The other one is Voldemort and she earned that name.
Um........ I mean technically the most dangerous aspect of my life is my job cuz people can't drive for shit?
(Had the correct customer's bag, but it contained another customer's order. Had to take a photo.)
(Had the correct customer's bag, but it contained another customer's order. Had to take a photo.)
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Um........ I mean technically the most dangerous aspect of my life is my job cuz people can't drive for shit?
(Had the correct customer's bag, but it contained another customer's order. Had to take a photo.)
(Had the correct customer's bag, but it contained another customer's order. Had to take a photo.)
Okay so I was trying to take a cute picture of my lap full of kitties but the flash makes it look like a hostage photo and the fact that Voldemort is grooming herself makes her look like some sort of HP Loveracist cthulian creation
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Okay so I was trying to take a cute picture of my lap full of kitties but the flash makes it look like a hostage photo and the fact that Voldemort is grooming herself makes her look like some sort of HP Loveracist cthulian creation
I took this because of my horror at my girlfriend ordering salad instead of soup
Who knew I would ever need this picture again
Who knew I would ever need this picture again
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I took this because of my horror at my girlfriend ordering salad instead of soup
Who knew I would ever need this picture again
Who knew I would ever need this picture again
It's just a snoozely day
November 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
It's just a snoozely day
Yeah I guess it's that kind of day
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Yeah I guess it's that kind of day
My girlfriend and I were amusing ourselves taking pictures of Voldemort from each of our respective angles. I am pleased with the results.
......... hey, some of us have to make our own entertainment. Weed is only an incidental part of this.
......... hey, some of us have to make our own entertainment. Weed is only an incidental part of this.
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My girlfriend and I were amusing ourselves taking pictures of Voldemort from each of our respective angles. I am pleased with the results.
......... hey, some of us have to make our own entertainment. Weed is only an incidental part of this.
......... hey, some of us have to make our own entertainment. Weed is only an incidental part of this.
Today's tips include a homemade cupcake 💖
November 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Today's tips include a homemade cupcake 💖
For my own personal memories. Y'all can't see jack shit 😂
November 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
For my own personal memories. Y'all can't see jack shit 😂
Just the laziest, wake & bake Sunday morning, and Voldemort couldn't be happier
November 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Just the laziest, wake & bake Sunday morning, and Voldemort couldn't be happier
Carefully cropped to take out my girlfriend, but this was her sign
October 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Carefully cropped to take out my girlfriend, but this was her sign
Took a picture of Sully in the dark using the night feature on the phone cuz I thought I would get a cute sleepy kitty picture and instead I found where the stupid vape had disappeared to
October 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Took a picture of Sully in the dark using the night feature on the phone cuz I thought I would get a cute sleepy kitty picture and instead I found where the stupid vape had disappeared to
It's just a cell phone picture through the windshield of my car but I had to, one of the parking lot turkeys was doing a nice pose for me and as soon as I clicked it they went away so I guess that's all she wanted.
October 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It's just a cell phone picture through the windshield of my car but I had to, one of the parking lot turkeys was doing a nice pose for me and as soon as I clicked it they went away so I guess that's all she wanted.
Stop everything! I have officially found the best license plate/car combo of all time.
October 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Stop everything! I have officially found the best license plate/car combo of all time.
(obviously reposting because it's funny, my mom was very responsible and quit smoking when she was pregnant with me)
September 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
(obviously reposting because it's funny, my mom was very responsible and quit smoking when she was pregnant with me)
Girlfriend and best friend and I went to a medical museum today and saw lots of nifty things but this quote was somehow even more delightful than their section on quackery and pleases me to the depths of my soul. This doctor is my new historical hero. This is just ::chef's kiss::
September 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Girlfriend and best friend and I went to a medical museum today and saw lots of nifty things but this quote was somehow even more delightful than their section on quackery and pleases me to the depths of my soul. This doctor is my new historical hero. This is just ::chef's kiss::
Nighty night from a sleepy baby all curled up under the Aurora light
September 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Nighty night from a sleepy baby all curled up under the Aurora light