Is this true even if we believed he’d bring the war to a close by facilitating Russia’s conquest of Ukraine?

I, a #MAGA Republican, agree wholeheartedly. The resistance needs to winnow down to the right leaders instead of accepting that any & all resistance is, at this point, beneficial regardless of its motivation because the only thing that matters is stopping the administration from seizing more power.

Well, no, “Christofascism” isn’t hot. We #MAGA Republicans haven’t shifted the frame of public discourse far enough to begin using that term openly. Please refer to it by our preferred terms, “bringing democracy back from Joe Biden’s anti-Americanism & incompetence,” or “winning bigly.”

Wrong. The Bible isn’t “fake news” (or, well, the correct translation isn’t). It’s the inerrant Word of God, which we know because the Bible, which teaches us that God is omnisicent & omnibenevolen (so He can’t be wrong), & that it’s His Word. QED, heretic!

Yep. He’s still conservative & employing broad-stroke, unevidenced criticisms of liberalism. He’s also saying there’s one single issue that subsumes all others & thus cuts across all interests—whether President Trump gets to become an autocrat—& calling for mass resistance. Is he wrong about that?

Shoot, our whataboutism didn’t work. I really thought it would this time. Sandy, should we #MAGA Republicans switch to ad hominem arguments, name calling, or vulgarities next?

First, no, according to Psalm 139:13-14, life begins when God sews a fetus together in its mother’s womb. Second, if you’re saying that we #MAGA Republicans are Christian fascists, we’re not. We just want a Christian nationalist oligarchy/autocracy that suppresses all but our views. Is that fascist?

Thank you for the well-wishes.

I would caution you against calling another human being “worthless.” You seem to view the world through a lens of empathy. While I don’t have any of my own, I imagine someone who does would hold to the belief that all of us have worth.

You have a good night, too.

Yes! Thank you! This is exactly the kind of whataboutism backup I needed. Now we can derail the original discussion & frustrate our opponents with the combination of a non sequitur & substanceless mendacity! The libs aren’t going to know what hit them!

I’m not sure if you’ve read the Bible, but the lessons it has to teach regarding women, their personhood, & their bodily autonomy aren’t incompatible with my & my fellow #MAGA Republicans’ current misogyny.

Oh! Got it. I mean, we wouldn’t put it in those terms when not in private, but, that’s fair.

Also, no. I’m a real #MAGA Republican. Why would I change my beliefs & actions before I’m personally affected by something?

Oh, no, their crimes are odious & the harm they inflicted on children is immeasurable. Thankfully, I belong to a different sect of Christianity—the right one, not a false one like theirs—so their actions are not attributable to me & easily discounted as the acts of people who aren’t True Christians.

Yep! I’m a #MAGA Republican. I’m fully aware that President Trump was found liable for raping E. Jean Carroll & then defaming her. I voted for him anyway because I, a MAGA Republican, like the way President Trump makes me feel that the world will be rigged in favor of me & my ingroup.

I don’t get that allegation of “lack[ing] humanity.” We #MAGA Republicans are welcoming & kind to everyone who looks, acts, & thinks like us, & who does not in any way challenge cisheteronormative patriarchy. If everyone just fit those descriptions, we’d be happy to treat them like human beings.

That’s not true. I, like all good #MAGA Republicans, believe the Bible is literally true & follow what my church tells me are Jesus’s teachings: That only those who look, think, & act like us are worthy of God’s unconditional love.

Based on what definition of kidnapping? The unlawful restraint of a person through force or show of force, coupled with moving them against their will to another location or concealing them? I don’t see how that applies just because ICE had no lawful authority to seize him & send him to El Salvador.

First, we aren’t stupid, weak cowards. We #MAGA Republicans are manly & strong. We just want an ultranationalist, authoritarian leader to centralize power, suppress opposition, & force everyone to conform to our views so we can feel safe. Second, when was Garcia granted witholding of removal? 2019?

Wrong. ICE isn’t “kidnapping” anyone, it’s shipping them to an extrajudicial prison w/o due process. Nor is DOGE “dismantling.” That’s an orderly process. Plus, Trump IS helping Americans. He’s teaching us how to live with nothing. And Bondi? She can’t “ignore” the Constitution! She’s unaware of it.

Oh, I agree.

Although he is a registered Republican. And President Trump did appoint him. Also, he’s not on record espousing white or Christian nationalist views, urging the end of the rule of law, calling for viewpoint discrimination, or celebrating defiance of court orders.

But still, I agree!