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100% real MAGA Republican. Fundamentalist Christian. Young Earth Creationist. Definitely not a parody of those. Please stop saying that.

Make America Great (like its mythology says it was for people like me and only me at some unspecified point) Again!
“[A] U.S. citizen child suffering from a rare form of metastatic cancer was deported w/o medication or the ability to consult with their treating physicians–despite ICE being [aware] of the child’s urgent medical needs.”

#MAGA Republicans, isn’t it just great to see us getting what we voted for?
ICE Deports 3 U.S. Citizen Children Held Incommunicado Prior to the Deportation - America's Voice
For Immediate Release: Friday, April 25, 2025 Contact: Arianna Rosales, National Immigration Project, media@nipnlg.org Jesse Vad, ACLU of Louisiana, jesse@or-nola.org  ICE Deports 3 U.S. Citizen Child...
americasvoice.org
April 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
To those alleging that Vice President Vance killed Pope Francis, shame on you! He deserves a presumption of innocence, the chance to confront the evidence against him, for the government to meet its burden of proof, & a verdict by a fair tribunal. Such basic due process is the American thing to do.
April 22, 2025 at 10:46 AM
So, yes,“[Y]ou could give infinite monkeys infinite typewriters, and they would come up with something better than that” sounds like criticism. But it’s really praise! One, infinite moneys with infinite typewriters could write Shakespeare. And two, monkeys are surprisingly adept diplomats. #MAGA
Diplomats Are Freaking Out About Trump’s Leaked Executive Order
One official said monkeys with a typewriter could have come up with a more logical plan for the State Department.
www.thedailybeast.com
April 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Just a beautiful set of sentiments from President Trump. Can you even imagine a message that better comports with Easter’s celebration of forgiveness, renewal, & generosity?

President Trump truly is a model #MAGA Republican Christian.
April 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I can’t believe liberals think this is a “gotcha” question! As I and all of my fellow #MAGA Republicans know, one only belongs to a “gang” if the organization you’re joining (1) isn’t favored by the Trump administration and (2) requires you to get a tattoo on something other than a white background.
April 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This is awful! Liberals, you need to help ICE feel safe. Here’s how:

1. Don’t recognize that this shows ICE & its agents fear public exposure/pressure.

2. Don’t download ICE Block and/or get a police scanner & use them to warn neighbors & interdict ICE.

3. Don’t video every ICE encounter you see.
April 18, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Yes! Chairman Powell is a Democrat undermining the economy.

That he was Assistant Secretary & Undersecretary of the Treasury for George H.W. Bush, & was made Chair of the Fed in 2018 by President Trump, doesn’t matter!

Get him out of the way so we can go back to the glory says of Smoot-Hawley!
Democrats trying to sabotage American economy like they did during Covid!
April 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I don’t get why the libs keep being surprised by things like this. Haven’t we #MAGA Republicans made it clear? If there is a law, rule, or norm standing between us & more power, we’ll breach it, then feel (1) proud of the fact that we now have more power & (2) contempt for those who let us get it.
Each time it seems we’ve possibly reached peak depravity with this cult, they up-level, e.g., posing with thumbs up in front of a gulag with disappeared people — the vast majority of whom have no apparent criminal record — & making fun of a clearly emaciated person.
April 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This is fantastic! #MAGA Republicans, like me, see this as hilarious & a victory even though Kilmar Ábrego García was, like all those rendered to CECOT, taken without due process of law & thrown in an extrajudical prison that is designed to be inhumane. But this lib trying to help him got owned!
April 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Hey, fellow #MAGA Republicans, can any of you help explain this to me? I get that President Bukele is from El Salvador & President Trump is a “home-grown,” if you will, but is that it? The only other possibility I see is that it’s a reference to something we #MAGA Republicans just aren’t aware of.
April 17, 2025 at 8:08 AM
This is despicable. I can’t believe these penguins would engage in this kind of retaliation just because President Trump wanted to end our trade imbalance with them.

Please spread this far and wide! People need to see that President Trump was right that these penguins were out to get us!
As a mostly biracial penguin Government, we know a thing about targeted police raids. We recommend buying P25 capable scanners to pick up trunked/digitized police comms. ICE operates in 162-174 MHz range and utilizes less encrypted freqs when coordinating with other agencies. Uniden SDS100 is 💯
April 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Attention, liberals!

I’ve already heard some of you call this a “snitch line” aimed at depriving trans children of vital gender affirming care. Speaking as a #MAGA Republican, you absolutely should not flood it with as many false reports as possible in an effort to render it unusable.

Please.
www.hhs.gov
April 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Let’s address the UK Supreme Court’s ruling that trans women aren’t women.

As I understand it, the question before the justices boiled down to, “Are trans people equal to me & therefore entitled to the same respect & acceptance that I & my gender identity deserve?”

Each answered “no.”

Great job.
April 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
🧵 1/ JD Vance laying out 100% God’s-honest truth!

Well, except that President Biden didn’t admit 20M undocumented persons—there are maybe 11M total in the USA. Also, undocumented persons are net contributors to the economy, have no access to the social safety net, & underutilize public services.
April 16, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Nonprofits, you should definitely comply with this!

Mind you, no legal obligation requires you to do so. None.
So what you’d be doing is surrendering power, information, & your people to the administration’s whims, while teaching it that it can keep getting away with this.

But definitely comply!
Sorry for the late-night update. Musk’s staffers are reaching out to leaders of nonprofit organizations, demanding to assign DOGE team members to any institute or agency receiving federal funds.
April 16, 2025 at 7:10 AM
🧵 Alright. Enough. All you liberals complaining that we’re in a “constitutional crisis” & that “fascism had arrived” in the USA, quit it. You have no idea what you’re talking about. I’m a #MAGA Republican. We’ve been bird-dogging tyranny for YEARS. Here’s what it really looks like, & how to respond.
April 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Kudos to Leavitt for speaking truth! Well, except Garcia wasn’t in MS13. Or a human trafficker. Also, while he entered the US undocumented at 16, he was protected from deportation to El Salvador specifically. And he HAS lived peacefully in the US, to which court orders require his return. But still!
Oh my god. Karoline Leavitt just had a full blown meltdown of lies during her press conference and accuses Abrego Garcia of “human trafficking” despite zero evidence.
April 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Ha ha, she’s so right! It’s almost as if the people complaining believe that EVERYONE deserves basic guarantees of due process because the Constitution says so & NO ONE should be shipped to an extrajudicial prison, least of all a man who was protected from being sent to El Salvador specifically!
Karoline Leavitt MOCKING the El Salvadoran immigrant mistakenly deported.

“Based on the sensationalism of many of the people in this room, you would think we deported a candidate for Father of the year.”
April 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Liberals are so up in arms over this! Why? Simply because it creates a system in which anyone President Trump chooses, through & including American citizens, can be kidnapped for any or no reason, shipped to El Salvador, & imprisoned there indefinitely in inhumane conditions without legal recourse?
April 15, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I don’t get this alarmism. All President Trump is doing is using untrammeled power to vilify, silence, & terrorize vulnerable populations, intimidating people & institutions based on their viewpoints, defying court orders openly & by obfuscation, & replacing laws with personal fiat. Is that so bad?
If you don’t see this as one of the darkest days in American history, when our President is openly embracing disappearing people without due process in the name of “liberty,” you are a part of the problem. Fascism has risen in America, and it is being aided by a foreign dictator whom Trump admires.
April 15, 2025 at 11:07 AM
As a #MAGA Republican, I just don’t get this view. Everyone’s going to be fine! Just don’t look different from me, be from a place different from me, love or worship differently from me, or think differently from me. Oh, or challenge cisheteronormative patriarchy. Or speak ill of the administration.
Fuck you to everyone who voted for the criminal orange tyrant. You’ve doomed us all with your hatred of others and unparalleled stupidity.
April 15, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Fellow #MAGA Republicans, help me build a list of things we should keep the libs from figuring out.
1. Protests are practice for mass action.
2. 3.5% of the population is the threshold at which nonviolent protests always succeed.
3. General strikes are the most potent nonviolent protests.
What else?
The '3.5% rule': How a small minority can change the world
Nonviolent protests are twice as likely to succeed as armed conflicts – and those engaging a threshold of 3.5% of the population have never failed to bring about change.
www.bbc.com
April 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Such a crazy assortment! Well, unless you see them as aspects of a core belief that every human being, regardless of sex, gender, race, creed, national origin, & socioeconomic class, deserves treatment with dignity, protection from exploitation & violence, & to be spared poverty. But you shouldn’t!
April 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I don’t see the problem here. President Trump is fulfilling his campaign promise to run the government more like a business! And, in this case, the business being emulated is Highmark’s customer service.
“That’s up to El Salvador if they want to return him. That’s not up to us” - Pam Bondi

"I don’t have the power to return him to the United States.” - President Nayib Bukele of El Salvador

🤔
April 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
So right! Except undocumented people weren’t “imported.” And undocumented aliens’ removal cases are heard in administrative, not federal, courts. And there isn’t currently a path to citizenship, let alone voting. Also, the Fourteenth Amendment applies to all persons in the USA. Otherwise, dead on!
April 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM