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100% real MAGA Republican. Fundamentalist Christian. Young Earth Creationist. Definitely not a parody of those. Please stop saying that.

Make America Great (like its mythology says it was for people like me and only me at some unspecified point) Again!
Just a beautiful set of sentiments from President Trump. Can you even imagine a message that better comports with Easter’s celebration of forgiveness, renewal, & generosity?

President Trump truly is a model #MAGA Republican Christian.
April 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
This is awful! Liberals, you need to help ICE feel safe. Here’s how:

1. Don’t recognize that this shows ICE & its agents fear public exposure/pressure.

2. Don’t download ICE Block and/or get a police scanner & use them to warn neighbors & interdict ICE.

3. Don’t video every ICE encounter you see.
April 18, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Hey, fellow #MAGA Republicans, can any of you help explain this to me? I get that President Bukele is from El Salvador & President Trump is a “home-grown,” if you will, but is that it? The only other possibility I see is that it’s a reference to something we #MAGA Republicans just aren’t aware of.
April 17, 2025 at 8:08 AM
🧵 1/ JD Vance laying out 100% God’s-honest truth!

Well, except that President Biden didn’t admit 20M undocumented persons—there are maybe 11M total in the USA. Also, undocumented persons are net contributors to the economy, have no access to the social safety net, & underutilize public services.
April 16, 2025 at 11:54 AM
So right! Except undocumented people weren’t “imported.” And undocumented aliens’ removal cases are heard in administrative, not federal, courts. And there isn’t currently a path to citizenship, let alone voting. Also, the Fourteenth Amendment applies to all persons in the USA. Otherwise, dead on!
April 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Ha! Take that, liberals who claim that President Trump’s overweight & wears lifts in his shoes to appear taller because he’s an insecure fraud of a man! This 100% accurate, indisputable memo proves he’s 6’3”, 224lbs, & has the heart rate of someone who’s fit, on a nutritious diet, & under no stress!
April 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Everybody knows that most basic law of economics,“Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.”

Rocketing the markets into the ground will bounce them up higher than ever!

Brilliant, just brilliant, on the part of President Trump!
April 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Ok, I just…before you liberals jump all over the comparison to President Zelenskyy, his outfit IS arguably akin to a suit in certain respects. The shirt & pants are made from the same “fabric.” The collar doubles as a lapel. Wearing it while visiting with Ukranian troops would be disrespectful. See?
April 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This comic, by @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social, is woefully inaccurate. We MAGA Republicans wear our t-shirts tucked into our jeans with a belt, thank you very much.
March 31, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Stephen Miller is right! These judges are forcing on us the views of the radical leftists who appointed them—Biden, Obama, Clinton, George W. Bush, George H. W. Bush, & some guy named Reagan. And how dare they destroy our democracy by insisting on free speech, due process, and separation of powers?
March 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Why is this wrong? Aliens lawfully present in the US can just not engage in speech—or publish media—that the Trump administration could characterize as anti-American (as they see it). They should probably also avoid peaceably assembling. And petitioning the government for the redress of grievances.
March 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
You liberals keep reposting this as if it proves that MAGA Republicans are hypocrites. Wrong! In fact, it perfectly illustrates how we instead operate from a central, consistent, & objective moral principle: “Rules for thee but not for me.”
March 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Kudos to the Trump administration for this brilliant piece of messaging! Not only did they share this via a messaging app deliberately, they proved that J.D. Vance looks every bit as manly in camouflage and a helmet as Gov. Michael Dukakis.
March 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM