One of my rare seasonal jokes. Tom Matthews drew it and Ian Hislop added the blue tick when he decided to publish it in his scurrilous fanzine Private Eye. I'm very proud to have this on my wall.

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Breaker Box xkcd.com/2848

Don’t know if I should add dressing or holy water

"Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"An octopus"