An Enemy Spy
@anenemyspy.bsky.social
A deeply unserious person. Avoid if at all possible.
What's it like to have actual writing talent? I'm looking through my own stuff and it's shit. I can't believe I ever tricked myself into thinking I was any good at this.
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
What's it like to have actual writing talent? I'm looking through my own stuff and it's shit. I can't believe I ever tricked myself into thinking I was any good at this.
Green beans make me physically ill to even think about eating. I can't force them down my throat or my gag reflex kicks in.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Green beans make me physically ill to even think about eating. I can't force them down my throat or my gag reflex kicks in.
Just watched a movie called The Diarrhea Brothers Save the Day.
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Just watched a movie called The Diarrhea Brothers Save the Day.
Anton Chigurh has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Anton Chigurh has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Increasingly circular you say? Almost bubble shaped if you will.
November 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Increasingly circular you say? Almost bubble shaped if you will.
@heathenking.bsky.social Just got someone to order Galahad off my recommendation.
October 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
@heathenking.bsky.social Just got someone to order Galahad off my recommendation.
I wish I was a real person instead of whatever the fuck I am.
October 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I wish I was a real person instead of whatever the fuck I am.
Best needle drop of the series. #alienearth
September 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Best needle drop of the series. #alienearth
I think the richest people in the world being white supremacists is about as normal as anything gets.
September 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I think the richest people in the world being white supremacists is about as normal as anything gets.
Can't wait for the Alien to get this motherfucker.
September 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Can't wait for the Alien to get this motherfucker.
An injury and an ejection on the very first play. What a season this is gonna be.
September 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
An injury and an ejection on the very first play. What a season this is gonna be.
The "Should Brandon Sanderson finish ASoIaF?" conversation is insane. George R. R. Martin is very much alive and healthy and y'all are talking about him like he's already dead! And what, is Brandon Sanderson just the second string author to every fantasy series now?
September 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The "Should Brandon Sanderson finish ASoIaF?" conversation is insane. George R. R. Martin is very much alive and healthy and y'all are talking about him like he's already dead! And what, is Brandon Sanderson just the second string author to every fantasy series now?
Can't wait for Trump to die and all the righties and shitlibs being all "Oh my god, how could you celebrate a man's death?"
September 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Can't wait for Trump to die and all the righties and shitlibs being all "Oh my god, how could you celebrate a man's death?"
I want to be excited for Tron Ares but it's Jared Leto. That guy is the kiss of death to anything he's involved in.
August 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I want to be excited for Tron Ares but it's Jared Leto. That guy is the kiss of death to anything he's involved in.
They ARE sabotaging the country on purpose.
August 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
They ARE sabotaging the country on purpose.
@heathenking.bsky.social I have to ask, in the chapter where the author that is clearly you is giving an interview, was that Lyanna Stark you took a question from?
August 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
@heathenking.bsky.social I have to ask, in the chapter where the author that is clearly you is giving an interview, was that Lyanna Stark you took a question from?
I'm glad about him too but he's running for mayor of a city 3000 miles away from me. I don't know why people outside of New York City are acting like this is some huge victory for the whole country.
zohran mamdani is making me filled with too much hope for the future whatever happened to the good old politics of “everything must be dog shit”
August 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I'm glad about him too but he's running for mayor of a city 3000 miles away from me. I don't know why people outside of New York City are acting like this is some huge victory for the whole country.
They finally made a Fantastic Four that wasn't terrible, who knew such a thing was possible?
August 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
They finally made a Fantastic Four that wasn't terrible, who knew such a thing was possible?
The Lord of the Rings, no question about it.
What movie has had the most impact on your actual literal life? Not necessarily your favorite, but the one that’s most influenced or shaped something in your trajectory?
August 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The Lord of the Rings, no question about it.
@heathenking.bsky.social Man, why'd you have to do Sir Bors like that? He was my home-boy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good-time boy.
August 22, 2025 at 6:33 AM
@heathenking.bsky.social Man, why'd you have to do Sir Bors like that? He was my home-boy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good-time boy.
Watching Seinfeld in actual sequential order instead of whatever random episode happens to be playing on tv, there's a surprising amount of continuity in this show I never noticed before.
August 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Watching Seinfeld in actual sequential order instead of whatever random episode happens to be playing on tv, there's a surprising amount of continuity in this show I never noticed before.
Asmongold. The dude kept a dead rat next to his bed so the sun would shine on it and the smell would wake him up in the morning. He showers like once a month and doesn't drink water.
Again, I only know this second hand but isn’t their a big streamer that like admitted they don’t bathe and live in filth?
August 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Asmongold. The dude kept a dead rat next to his bed so the sun would shine on it and the smell would wake him up in the morning. He showers like once a month and doesn't drink water.
@heathenking.bsky.social What supernatural being did you make a pact with to be so talented at writing and where can I find it?
August 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
@heathenking.bsky.social What supernatural being did you make a pact with to be so talented at writing and where can I find it?
Finally got through two painful weeks of healing my foot only to wake up this morning and suddenly it hurts again for absolutely no reason. I want to die.
August 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Finally got through two painful weeks of healing my foot only to wake up this morning and suddenly it hurts again for absolutely no reason. I want to die.
@heathenking.bsky.social Is Mordred's horse being big and black and named Reaper a Sandor Clegane reference?
August 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
@heathenking.bsky.social Is Mordred's horse being big and black and named Reaper a Sandor Clegane reference?