An Enemy Spy
@anenemyspy.bsky.social
A deeply unserious person. Avoid if at all possible.
Kyler but he might already be the backup.
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Kyler but he might already be the backup.
Food at home? What sci-fi future are you living in? Food only grows at the restaurant!
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Food at home? What sci-fi future are you living in? Food only grows at the restaurant!
Not at all a coincidence that it was the first one to come out after Trump was elected and all the racists were riding high.
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Not at all a coincidence that it was the first one to come out after Trump was elected and all the racists were riding high.
attack on who they areas a person. They could make a hundred Rise of Skywalkers, that doesn't make the movies you love any worse, it hasn't gone back in time and erased all your positive memories, it hasn't stolen anything from you, it's a movie.
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
attack on who they areas a person. They could make a hundred Rise of Skywalkers, that doesn't make the movies you love any worse, it hasn't gone back in time and erased all your positive memories, it hasn't stolen anything from you, it's a movie.
I think the thing I hate most about Star Wars discourse aside from the overt racism and sexism and incel culture and right wing grifters is just the inability to handle being disappointed like a mature adult. These people are incapable of watching a bad movie and not treating it like a personal
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I think the thing I hate most about Star Wars discourse aside from the overt racism and sexism and incel culture and right wing grifters is just the inability to handle being disappointed like a mature adult. These people are incapable of watching a bad movie and not treating it like a personal
I like Star Wars but I hate Star Wars fans.
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I like Star Wars but I hate Star Wars fans.
Are you suggesting there was a time when war crimes weren't bad?
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Are you suggesting there was a time when war crimes weren't bad?
Geez, the Titans can't even pull all of Tennessee. That's sad.
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Geez, the Titans can't even pull all of Tennessee. That's sad.
So what do you tell people when they ask what you do for a living?
November 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
So what do you tell people when they ask what you do for a living?
Every time you cut off a head, a new, even shittier one grows in it's place.
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Every time you cut off a head, a new, even shittier one grows in it's place.
Surely not better than the Spongebob Squarepants movie.
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Surely not better than the Spongebob Squarepants movie.
That is the most on-brand thing for you I've ever heard.
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
That is the most on-brand thing for you I've ever heard.
O Negative. Universal donor, baby. That makes me biologically a good person.
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
O Negative. Universal donor, baby. That makes me biologically a good person.
The kind of bastard you have to constantly pretend you're doing pointless busy work around if you have the misfortune to have to work for them because god forbid you get even a moment's break. "You got time to lean, you got time to clean!"
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The kind of bastard you have to constantly pretend you're doing pointless busy work around if you have the misfortune to have to work for them because god forbid you get even a moment's break. "You got time to lean, you got time to clean!"
The only people who hate celebrations are miserable old farts who can't stand the sight of people enjoying themselves. The kind of people who think everyone in the world should hate their job and hate that there are people who get to make money doing something fun.
November 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The only people who hate celebrations are miserable old farts who can't stand the sight of people enjoying themselves. The kind of people who think everyone in the world should hate their job and hate that there are people who get to make money doing something fun.
What a brutal assault we just witnessed. I'm amazed he wasn't killed.
November 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
What a brutal assault we just witnessed. I'm amazed he wasn't killed.
What's the word for the feeling of learning something exists for the first time and then suddenly seeing it everywhere? Because that's this meme for me today.
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
What's the word for the feeling of learning something exists for the first time and then suddenly seeing it everywhere? Because that's this meme for me today.
You think Hillary was watching from the cuck chair?
November 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
You think Hillary was watching from the cuck chair?
"What about all the women he didn't rape?"
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
"What about all the women he didn't rape?"
I never even considered the next Bond movie would be in the same continuity as the Daniel Craig films. Why is this even a concern?
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I never even considered the next Bond movie would be in the same continuity as the Daniel Craig films. Why is this even a concern?
Why are they always pedophiles? I swear to god.
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Why are they always pedophiles? I swear to god.
Literally all of them. Every single one.
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Literally all of them. Every single one.