Andy Eff
@andyyeff.bsky.social
You could have told me you'd all moved here.
Old school gentleman, known to hold open the door for everyone. Currently banned from most major airlines.
Old school gentleman, known to hold open the door for everyone. Currently banned from most major airlines.
@bsky.app
If a colonel likes eating fried chicken, a Frankie or a Benny goes for Italian food, or a McDonald eats burgers, that's called nom-nom-nominative determinism
If a colonel likes eating fried chicken, a Frankie or a Benny goes for Italian food, or a McDonald eats burgers, that's called nom-nom-nominative determinism
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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If a colonel likes eating fried chicken, a Frankie or a Benny goes for Italian food, or a McDonald eats burgers, that's called nom-nom-nominative determinism
If a colonel likes eating fried chicken, a Frankie or a Benny goes for Italian food, or a McDonald eats burgers, that's called nom-nom-nominative determinism
Reposted by Andy Eff
Chloe Kelly’s goal celebration face is the exact look my sister used to give me behind our mum’s back when I was being told off
July 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Chloe Kelly’s goal celebration face is the exact look my sister used to give me behind our mum’s back when I was being told off
"Life is like a box of chocolates" - Forrest Gump
"Life is like a bunch of tulips" - Florist Gump
"Life is like a bunch of tulips" - Florist Gump
April 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
"Life is like a box of chocolates" - Forrest Gump
"Life is like a bunch of tulips" - Florist Gump
"Life is like a bunch of tulips" - Florist Gump
January 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Murdle On The Dancefloor
#ASongOrMovieForLogic
#ASongOrMovieForLogic
January 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Murdle On The Dancefloor
#ASongOrMovieForLogic
#ASongOrMovieForLogic
Kellys Heroes Oddball GIF
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January 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Sausage Rolling In The Deep
#ASongOrMovieForABuffet
#ASongOrMovieForABuffet
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January 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Sausage Rolling In The Deep
#ASongOrMovieForABuffet
#ASongOrMovieForABuffet
Finally got over my obsession with Talking Heads lyrics.
My God, what have I done?
My God, what have I done?
December 29, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Finally got over my obsession with Talking Heads lyrics.
My God, what have I done?
My God, what have I done?
"You boy! Is ITV even bothering this year?"
December 25, 2024 at 12:51 PM
"You boy! Is ITV even bothering this year?"
On this day in 1914, a game of football was played in no man's land.
Which later fed in to the "Two world wars and one world cup" chant. Possibly.
Which later fed in to the "Two world wars and one world cup" chant. Possibly.
December 25, 2024 at 12:47 PM
On this day in 1914, a game of football was played in no man's land.
Which later fed in to the "Two world wars and one world cup" chant. Possibly.
Which later fed in to the "Two world wars and one world cup" chant. Possibly.
Tonïght you will be vïsïted by 3 spïrïts.
The 3 spïrïts:
The 3 spïrïts:
December 24, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Tonïght you will be vïsïted by 3 spïrïts.
The 3 spïrïts:
The 3 spïrïts:
Ghost - "I am the ghost of Christmas past"
Marty McFly - "oh ffs...."
Marty McFly - "oh ffs...."
December 24, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Ghost - "I am the ghost of Christmas past"
Marty McFly - "oh ffs...."
Marty McFly - "oh ffs...."
Reposted by Andy Eff
I was already addicted to advocaat but once I started adding lemonade and lime juice it snowballed.
December 22, 2024 at 10:39 PM
I was already addicted to advocaat but once I started adding lemonade and lime juice it snowballed.
“I’m driving home for Christmas, I can’t wait to see the faces”
December 21, 2024 at 10:29 PM
“I’m driving home for Christmas, I can’t wait to see the faces”
How do you pronounce panettone?
a) panettone
b) panettone
c) panettone
December 19, 2024 at 3:10 PM
How do you pronounce panettone?
a) panettone
b) panettone
c) panettone
There’s a rat in mi kitchen what am I gonna do?
There’s a rat in mi kitchen what am I gonna do?
Hang on, not rat...I mean mat. There's a mat in mi kitchen....
I’m gonna wipe my feet , that’s what I’m gonna do...
There’s a rat in mi kitchen what am I gonna do?
Hang on, not rat...I mean mat. There's a mat in mi kitchen....
I’m gonna wipe my feet , that’s what I’m gonna do...
December 14, 2024 at 9:06 PM
There’s a rat in mi kitchen what am I gonna do?
There’s a rat in mi kitchen what am I gonna do?
Hang on, not rat...I mean mat. There's a mat in mi kitchen....
I’m gonna wipe my feet , that’s what I’m gonna do...
There’s a rat in mi kitchen what am I gonna do?
Hang on, not rat...I mean mat. There's a mat in mi kitchen....
I’m gonna wipe my feet , that’s what I’m gonna do...
Reposted by Andy Eff
Doc Brown: Where we're going, we don't need roads
[Later]
Marty: This is the train station
[Later]
Marty: This is the train station
November 26, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Doc Brown: Where we're going, we don't need roads
[Later]
Marty: This is the train station
[Later]
Marty: This is the train station
Radio 2 are asking us to vote for our favourite Elvis songs.
Really surprised that "Watching The Detectives" didn't make the shortlist.
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/a...
Really surprised that "Watching The Detectives" didn't make the shortlist.
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/a...
BBC - Vote for Your Ultimate Elvis Song!
Vote for Your Ultimate Elvis Song!
www.bbc.co.uk
December 8, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Radio 2 are asking us to vote for our favourite Elvis songs.
Really surprised that "Watching The Detectives" didn't make the shortlist.
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/a...
Really surprised that "Watching The Detectives" didn't make the shortlist.
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/a...
Sheena Is A Kerplunk Rocker
#ASongOrMovieForToys
#ASongOrMovieForToys
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December 7, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Sheena Is A Kerplunk Rocker
#ASongOrMovieForToys
#ASongOrMovieForToys
Full Metal Jacket Potato
#ASongOrMovieForMicrowaveMeals
#ASongOrMovieForMicrowaveMeals
a man wearing a hat is pointing at the camera and saying `` well done ! outstanding '' .
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December 6, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Full Metal Jacket Potato
#ASongOrMovieForMicrowaveMeals
#ASongOrMovieForMicrowaveMeals
Whale meet again
#Asongormovieforanythingblue
#Asongormovieforanythingblue
a man with glasses and a hat says we 'll meet again
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December 5, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Whale meet again
#Asongormovieforanythingblue
#Asongormovieforanythingblue
TV show idea - "Gregglebox"
We watch viewers watch re-runs of Masterchef, while saying "I always knew he was a wrong 'un...."
We watch viewers watch re-runs of Masterchef, while saying "I always knew he was a wrong 'un...."
December 5, 2024 at 12:00 PM
TV show idea - "Gregglebox"
We watch viewers watch re-runs of Masterchef, while saying "I always knew he was a wrong 'un...."
We watch viewers watch re-runs of Masterchef, while saying "I always knew he was a wrong 'un...."
I'll Never Fall In Love Again - Deacon Blue
I'll Never Do It In That Position Again - Deacon Bluer
I'll Never Do It In That Position Again - Deacon Bluer
December 5, 2024 at 10:18 AM
I'll Never Fall In Love Again - Deacon Blue
I'll Never Do It In That Position Again - Deacon Bluer
I'll Never Do It In That Position Again - Deacon Bluer
Our Mouse
#ASongOrMovieForWildlife
#ASongOrMovieForWildlife
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December 4, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Our Mouse
#ASongOrMovieForWildlife
#ASongOrMovieForWildlife