Andy Bulmer
@andyjbulmer.bsky.social
Well that's in my head for the rest of the day then.
January 5, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Well that's in my head for the rest of the day then.
I've been hearing all the standard Christmas songs at work for the last 6 weeks and not really feeling it, caught one verse of 'Hark the Herald Angels Sing' on TV earlier and that's done the job.
December 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I've been hearing all the standard Christmas songs at work for the last 6 weeks and not really feeling it, caught one verse of 'Hark the Herald Angels Sing' on TV earlier and that's done the job.
'AI is good actually because it drives innovation to fix the environmental problems it causes' is a genuine take I've just seen on the actual news.
November 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
'AI is good actually because it drives innovation to fix the environmental problems it causes' is a genuine take I've just seen on the actual news.
Oh good, my ad blocker has inexplicably stopped blocking adverts on youtube. Yay.
September 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Oh good, my ad blocker has inexplicably stopped blocking adverts on youtube. Yay.
Right, come on now, this has been headline news long enough to start to wonder what it's a distraction from, yes?
September 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Right, come on now, this has been headline news long enough to start to wonder what it's a distraction from, yes?
youtu.be/wIIJnmwyl5U?...
Much better. Working to make this the default version at least in my own head.
Much better. Working to make this the default version at least in my own head.
We Will Survive! | An alternative anthem parody
YouTube video by Christina Bianco
youtu.be
September 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
youtu.be/wIIJnmwyl5U?...
Much better. Working to make this the default version at least in my own head.
Much better. Working to make this the default version at least in my own head.
Well it's lucky the cat's bowl was empty when I picked it up to find a massive spider hiding underneath, or there'd have been food all over the kitchen.
August 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Well it's lucky the cat's bowl was empty when I picked it up to find a massive spider hiding underneath, or there'd have been food all over the kitchen.
And that's the first Big 'Orrible Spider of the season spotted and immediately lost sight of. Fun.
August 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
And that's the first Big 'Orrible Spider of the season spotted and immediately lost sight of. Fun.
I'm not sure I fit...
August 14, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I'm not sure I fit...
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This Sunday, come and draw some weird little critters with me at 14:00! #ThePhoenixComic #Doggo #workshop
August 4, 2025 at 8:36 AM
This Sunday, come and draw some weird little critters with me at 14:00! #ThePhoenixComic #Doggo #workshop
Thing that programmes need to stop doing: having characters (usually evil) write important plot advancing texts to accomplices but showing them on screen too small to read.
June 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Thing that programmes need to stop doing: having characters (usually evil) write important plot advancing texts to accomplices but showing them on screen too small to read.
What are you most looking forward to seeing at the zoo kids? Monkeys? Tigers? Cheetahs? Flamingoes?
No, the:
No, the:
June 9, 2025 at 7:02 AM
What are you most looking forward to seeing at the zoo kids? Monkeys? Tigers? Cheetahs? Flamingoes?
No, the:
No, the:
The Damelaw.
[Rushes in, holding a telegram] My Lord, forces loyal to Miriam Margolyes have taken Cornwall
Why are they reporting it like it's a paramilitary coup?
May 31, 2025 at 11:40 AM
The Damelaw.
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I’ve finished writing my fiction novel Cat - now the real journey begins.
This book carries light & shadow, I can’t wait to share it with you. Sign up here: hueoffun.beehiiv.com/subscribe to receive updates, Kickstarter info, & an immersive experience.
Join the fold.
#CatTheNovel #IntoTheFold #books
This book carries light & shadow, I can’t wait to share it with you. Sign up here: hueoffun.beehiiv.com/subscribe to receive updates, Kickstarter info, & an immersive experience.
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#CatTheNovel #IntoTheFold #books
May 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I’ve finished writing my fiction novel Cat - now the real journey begins.
This book carries light & shadow, I can’t wait to share it with you. Sign up here: hueoffun.beehiiv.com/subscribe to receive updates, Kickstarter info, & an immersive experience.
Join the fold.
#CatTheNovel #IntoTheFold #books
This book carries light & shadow, I can’t wait to share it with you. Sign up here: hueoffun.beehiiv.com/subscribe to receive updates, Kickstarter info, & an immersive experience.
Join the fold.
#CatTheNovel #IntoTheFold #books
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I'm currently on this stream raising money for a UK-based trans charity (fighting the supreme court dogswallop)
AND WE'RE LIVE!
KICKFLIPS FOR TRANS LIVES
twitch.tv/queerbuccaneer
tiltify.com/@queerbuccaneer/transrights
KICKFLIPS FOR TRANS LIVES
twitch.tv/queerbuccaneer
tiltify.com/@queerbuccaneer/transrights
May 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I'm currently on this stream raising money for a UK-based trans charity (fighting the supreme court dogswallop)
Business idea - a 'try before you buy' toaster shop that lets you see how each setting comes out before you commit. Not at all inspired by this morning's toast coming out on the edge of burnt from setting 2 of 7.
March 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Business idea - a 'try before you buy' toaster shop that lets you see how each setting comes out before you commit. Not at all inspired by this morning's toast coming out on the edge of burnt from setting 2 of 7.
I'm of an age to accept that slang has moved on without me, and I see no point in being prescriptive about it. That said, I will be happy when the "what in the (insert comparable property)" format of reaction comment is no longer with us.
March 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I'm of an age to accept that slang has moved on without me, and I see no point in being prescriptive about it. That said, I will be happy when the "what in the (insert comparable property)" format of reaction comment is no longer with us.
New thing that takes you inordinately out of an audiobook - the American narrator saying "argy-bargy" with a hard g.
February 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
New thing that takes you inordinately out of an audiobook - the American narrator saying "argy-bargy" with a hard g.
I don't want anyone dribbling on my cake thanks, I don't care how much money they have.
February 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I don't want anyone dribbling on my cake thanks, I don't care how much money they have.
Reposted by Andy Bulmer
How to play "Go Pllfthrrt At A Cat"
February 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
How to play "Go Pllfthrrt At A Cat"
Reposted by Andy Bulmer
Are you feeling festive yet?
Have you failed to feel festive so far?
Either condition can be improved upon by listening to this Christmas joke "tape" I made many years ago.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5II5...
Have you failed to feel festive so far?
Either condition can be improved upon by listening to this Christmas joke "tape" I made many years ago.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5II5...
Festive Books On Tape: The Year Everyone Forgot About Father Christmas
YouTube video by DemonTomatoDave
www.youtube.com
December 11, 2024 at 10:46 AM
Are you feeling festive yet?
Have you failed to feel festive so far?
Either condition can be improved upon by listening to this Christmas joke "tape" I made many years ago.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5II5...
Have you failed to feel festive so far?
Either condition can be improved upon by listening to this Christmas joke "tape" I made many years ago.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5II5...
A masterclass in how to unite the internet in festive cheer, to the point where people were eagerly anticipating it every December.
Now that we're on bluesky, you might not know about my 1st big contribution to the internet, a silly Awful thread that blew up into a sort of masterpiece of silliness
Here it all is, backed up, replies and all. The advent calendar thread. Just keep clicking next.
wigglehe.com/year-1_dec-1/
Here it all is, backed up, replies and all. The advent calendar thread. Just keep clicking next.
wigglehe.com/year-1_dec-1/
Snatter Year 1 - December 01 ⋆ Wiggle He
🙂 it’s the 1st of decembre! let’s do opening our calendars! i been down the shops mates to get us a calendar because I fogot to get one for myself. It’s dead good, not cheap or anything this, it’s goo...
wigglehe.com
December 1, 2024 at 11:23 AM
A masterclass in how to unite the internet in festive cheer, to the point where people were eagerly anticipating it every December.
It's not often that something I need for a show costume enters my regular wardrobe, but I think this will be an exception.
(The waistcoat, not the hat.)
(The waistcoat, not the hat.)
November 18, 2024 at 12:47 PM
It's not often that something I need for a show costume enters my regular wardrobe, but I think this will be an exception.
(The waistcoat, not the hat.)
(The waistcoat, not the hat.)
Finally caved and made it over here. Will I actually remember to ever post on it rather than just read other people's posts? Who knows? Let's find out together.
November 14, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Finally caved and made it over here. Will I actually remember to ever post on it rather than just read other people's posts? Who knows? Let's find out together.