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Andy Bowers
@andybowers.bsky.social
i’m here for the same reason you’re here.
Lucky me. ☘️
March 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I’m happy to announce I’m an idiot.
March 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
A beautiful day in the neighborhood.

1/2
March 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Hi there. I hope you have a good week. ✌️
March 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
“Money can’t buy happiness.”

Try me.
January 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
January 1, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I think kids should bring back yo mama jokes.
December 30, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Thought I would put together a gallery for 2024.

If you want to purchase a print be sure to use the discount code BESTOF2024.

📷✌️→ andybowers.darkroom.com/collections/...
December 30, 2024 at 5:23 PM
I think next year there should be a Cheesecake Factory Bowl.
December 30, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Coney Island frames.
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📷🎢🌭
December 30, 2024 at 12:49 AM
🐦☕️
December 21, 2024 at 10:09 PM
I’ll take one small black coffee and $500K please.
December 3, 2024 at 2:11 PM
I feel like booty. And not the good kind.
December 2, 2024 at 11:35 PM
I meant to ask this earlier but when they had the Timothee Chalamet lookalike thing was everyone just pointing and screaming ‘LISAN AL-GAIB’?

Full transparency, and with self awareness, I absolutely would have done that.
November 30, 2024 at 12:21 AM
The Pearadise

• 2 parts Roku Gin
• 1.5 parts fresh pear juice
• 0.5 parts simple syrup
• 0.5 parts lemon juice
• 2 dashes of cardamom bitters

- Put in a shaker with ice. Shake it.
- Pour into a glass with a fine mesh strainer.
- Garnish with pear slice(s) as you wish.
November 30, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Anyone else?
November 25, 2024 at 10:53 PM
No but really I am just a chill guy.
November 21, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Postcards from Palm Springs. 🌴🌵
November 21, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Reposted by Andy Bowers
I would like a masters degree

I would not like to pay for a masters degree
November 20, 2024 at 11:23 AM
I’m too ugly to be in one of those celebrity lookalike competitions.
November 17, 2024 at 11:43 PM
By the waterfront.
November 17, 2024 at 11:30 PM
November 17, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Every time someone turns on the overhead lights, and not their lamps, an angel loses its wings.
November 16, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Go Vols. Say it back.
November 16, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Getting festive.
November 15, 2024 at 8:19 PM