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Turning as with serious purpose
Before stupid winds.
Before stupid winds.
Never attempt to feed me a food that is “Boostin”
Afraid your all pop tart diet won’t get you ripped? Introducing pop tarts protein for the millions of people who look at pop tarts and think, why isn’t this a protein shake?
February 2, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Never attempt to feed me a food that is “Boostin”
President iPad baby has installed games on the nuclear football
February 1, 2026 at 11:29 PM
President iPad baby has installed games on the nuclear football
I’m telling all my coworkers at CERN that I reheated my soup with the particle beam
February 1, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I’m telling all my coworkers at CERN that I reheated my soup with the particle beam
In January 2026, you looked at: LORGE BORD
February 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
In January 2026, you looked at: LORGE BORD
The bouncer knows I’m old enough, but he’s asking to check my cuticles
February 1, 2026 at 2:52 AM
The bouncer knows I’m old enough, but he’s asking to check my cuticles
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When God uses his divine Wiimote to grab my head I can only pray that I make the “tpb-bpt-tbp-bpt” noises
January 30, 2026 at 10:50 PM
When God uses his divine Wiimote to grab my head I can only pray that I make the “tpb-bpt-tbp-bpt” noises
In the squat rack wearing the shoes and hat with the buckles
January 30, 2026 at 1:34 AM
In the squat rack wearing the shoes and hat with the buckles
Walking my dog across the rubicon
January 29, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Walking my dog across the rubicon
What are you trying to insinuate by saying “I try to order tonic water at the drive thru”?
January 29, 2026 at 7:36 PM
What are you trying to insinuate by saying “I try to order tonic water at the drive thru”?
Telling the CAVA bowl lady that I won’t eat the kale unless they dump some wet food on top of
January 29, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Telling the CAVA bowl lady that I won’t eat the kale unless they dump some wet food on top of
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Siri light a candle
January 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Siri light a candle
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Alt text: A cartoon of a little unexploded firework man
Alt text: A vintage train shaped like a toblerone bar
Alt text: A vintage train shaped like a toblerone bar
January 28, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Alt text: A cartoon of a little unexploded firework man
Alt text: A vintage train shaped like a toblerone bar
Alt text: A vintage train shaped like a toblerone bar
Scoops of ideas. Scoops of explanation.
January 28, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Scoops of ideas. Scoops of explanation.
Old 1950s spell tomes with the ads in the back: Earn mana from home, open a portal in your living room!
January 27, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Old 1950s spell tomes with the ads in the back: Earn mana from home, open a portal in your living room!
(Hi fi audio, but for microwaves guy voice): yeah you COULD upgrade the light, but if you’re not using an oakwood button tapper, you won’t taste the difference
January 27, 2026 at 8:27 PM
(Hi fi audio, but for microwaves guy voice): yeah you COULD upgrade the light, but if you’re not using an oakwood button tapper, you won’t taste the difference
We’re eating habanero nachos and making poison damage SFX noises
January 27, 2026 at 3:06 AM
We’re eating habanero nachos and making poison damage SFX noises
Like many other jobs, the first one who shows up in uniform gets to deliver the mail
January 27, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Like many other jobs, the first one who shows up in uniform gets to deliver the mail
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Nice nordisk. Lemme guess, novo?
January 13, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Nice nordisk. Lemme guess, novo?
When she introduces herself as Crystalline Clear Museum-Wax, you’ll know you’ve met The Curator’s Daughter
January 26, 2026 at 5:47 AM
When she introduces herself as Crystalline Clear Museum-Wax, you’ll know you’ve met The Curator’s Daughter
we're going live, we're affixing a goPro to the ladle, we're soupcasting
January 26, 2026 at 1:52 AM
we're going live, we're affixing a goPro to the ladle, we're soupcasting
Egret across the street
January 25, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Egret across the street
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There’s deals to be had at the Grocery Gyre
January 25, 2026 at 12:48 AM
There’s deals to be had at the Grocery Gyre