Andrew Stuart
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If #theapprentice was just the “buy 9 items” and “tv shopping” tasks each week, I’d be delighted.
Potentially the “make a TV advert” ones too
Potentially the “make a TV advert” ones too
February 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
If #theapprentice was just the “buy 9 items” and “tv shopping” tasks each week, I’d be delighted.
Potentially the “make a TV advert” ones too
Potentially the “make a TV advert” ones too
Hear me out…
Apprentice x Traitors crossover
Each team has plants trying to disrupt the tasks, who were never going to be normal contestants.
If the plants win the final, it’s £250k cash prize.
They need to recruit genuine contestants to become traitors. If they recruit someone… (1/n)
Apprentice x Traitors crossover
Each team has plants trying to disrupt the tasks, who were never going to be normal contestants.
If the plants win the final, it’s £250k cash prize.
They need to recruit genuine contestants to become traitors. If they recruit someone… (1/n)
February 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Hear me out…
Apprentice x Traitors crossover
Each team has plants trying to disrupt the tasks, who were never going to be normal contestants.
If the plants win the final, it’s £250k cash prize.
They need to recruit genuine contestants to become traitors. If they recruit someone… (1/n)
Apprentice x Traitors crossover
Each team has plants trying to disrupt the tasks, who were never going to be normal contestants.
If the plants win the final, it’s £250k cash prize.
They need to recruit genuine contestants to become traitors. If they recruit someone… (1/n)
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Extended.
Extended.. deadline now Sunday night. Details and form ➡ beerinberkshire.substack.com/p/extended-b...
Extended: Best of Berkshire 2024 nominations open until Sunday
Beers, bars and Festivals all need your support!
beerinberkshire.substack.com
February 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Extended.
Turns out it’s still Christmas at the Greggs near our office
January 31, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Turns out it’s still Christmas at the Greggs near our office
Fuming. Ordered a Feathers McGraw off Amazon, and they’ve sent me a chicken.
January 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Fuming. Ordered a Feathers McGraw off Amazon, and they’ve sent me a chicken.
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The man in the automated message on the Manchester Civil Justice Centre phone number genuinely sounds unhinged. It only gets worse the longer you listen. Just wait for the bit about bailiffs. Who approved this???
January 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The man in the automated message on the Manchester Civil Justice Centre phone number genuinely sounds unhinged. It only gets worse the longer you listen. Just wait for the bit about bailiffs. Who approved this???
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There is enough beer to last for two weeks
More than 30 people stranded in UK's highest pub after getting snowed in
There is enough beer to last for two weeks
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
January 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
There is enough beer to last for two weeks
This is the River Mersey in Didsbury this morning. 2.09m and falling now after last night’s rain. @manchestereveningnews.co.uk
January 6, 2025 at 10:33 AM
This is the River Mersey in Didsbury this morning. 2.09m and falling now after last night’s rain. @manchestereveningnews.co.uk
Santa has put a shift in, that’s for sure.
December 25, 2024 at 7:55 AM
Santa has put a shift in, that’s for sure.
Santa has put a shift in, that’s for sure.
December 25, 2024 at 7:55 AM
Santa has put a shift in, that’s for sure.
Help us track Santa at the @manchestereveningnews.co.uk tonight - and make sure you get to bed before he flies over www.youtube.com/live/0DO-uy1...
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December 24, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Help us track Santa at the @manchestereveningnews.co.uk tonight - and make sure you get to bed before he flies over www.youtube.com/live/0DO-uy1...
This is real if you know you know :)
December 23, 2024 at 10:38 PM
This is real if you know you know :)
The toys have joined forces and let me tell you, it is terrifying
December 22, 2024 at 11:44 AM
The toys have joined forces and let me tell you, it is terrifying
The @mancitycouncil.bsky.social BINFO has a Santa hat #binnews
December 18, 2024 at 1:45 PM
The @mancitycouncil.bsky.social BINFO has a Santa hat #binnews
Instagram is now a game, and not a photo sharing app.
(Tbf it’s not been a photo sharing app for a while either)
(Tbf it’s not been a photo sharing app for a while either)
December 16, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Instagram is now a game, and not a photo sharing app.
(Tbf it’s not been a photo sharing app for a while either)
(Tbf it’s not been a photo sharing app for a while either)
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Word of the day is ‘forswunk’ (13th century): exhausted by work.
I like to add ‘foreswunk’, exhausted before you even begin.
I like to add ‘foreswunk’, exhausted before you even begin.
December 12, 2024 at 8:12 AM
Word of the day is ‘forswunk’ (13th century): exhausted by work.
I like to add ‘foreswunk’, exhausted before you even begin.
I like to add ‘foreswunk’, exhausted before you even begin.
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Jellycat General Store has opened in The Trafford Centre
December 10, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Jellycat General Store has opened in The Trafford Centre
Found this while doomscrolling
Tell us: is there an app, site or service you use to avoid doomscrolling?
Tell us: is there an app, site or service you use to avoid doomscrolling?
We would like to hear about how you avoid the constant barrage of bad news when you’re on your phone
We would like to hear about how you avoid the constant barrage of bad news when you’re on your phone. Is there an app, site or service that you consider…
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2024 at 9:39 AM
Found this while doomscrolling
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When gym types complain that their gyms are ruined in January, I remind them that *they* ruined the pubs in December…
December 5, 2024 at 7:17 PM
When gym types complain that their gyms are ruined in January, I remind them that *they* ruined the pubs in December…
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pitch: in December every pub should keep at least a couple of tables free for people who can prove that they do actually spend money in pubs the rest of the year
December 5, 2024 at 5:30 PM
pitch: in December every pub should keep at least a couple of tables free for people who can prove that they do actually spend money in pubs the rest of the year
Was that… was that annoying owl talking *just* about Duolingo
December 4, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Was that… was that annoying owl talking *just* about Duolingo
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wake up babe the verge just published a banger of a story !!!!!!! www.theverge.com/2024/11/26/2...
The influencer lawsuit that could change the industry
Behind the scenes of a court battle for the “clean girl” look.
www.theverge.com
November 26, 2024 at 11:06 PM
wake up babe the verge just published a banger of a story !!!!!!! www.theverge.com/2024/11/26/2...
Forget your £150 sample pack advent calendars, mine cost £1.79, has little chocolates and tells me the story of the nativity in 24 parts (not 25, because you never used to get a chocolate on Xmas day)
December 3, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Forget your £150 sample pack advent calendars, mine cost £1.79, has little chocolates and tells me the story of the nativity in 24 parts (not 25, because you never used to get a chocolate on Xmas day)