Sam Ess
@sambv.bsky.social
Made in 🇬🇧, living in Transylvania 🇷🇴
How did Ellie not deserve an Rayleigh Otter, @mrjamesob.bsky.social ?
November 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
How did Ellie not deserve an Rayleigh Otter, @mrjamesob.bsky.social ?
@mrjamesob.bsky.social: A Brummie, a Manc and a Scouser are arguing about which is Britain’s second city. The Brummie says Birmingham, the Manc says Manchester and the Scouser says London.
November 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social: A Brummie, a Manc and a Scouser are arguing about which is Britain’s second city. The Brummie says Birmingham, the Manc says Manchester and the Scouser says London.
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Trump, "We're not dependent on China, we're dependent on a smart President. If we have a smart president we have no trouble"
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Trump, "We're not dependent on China, we're dependent on a smart President. If we have a smart president we have no trouble"
Apparently, @mrjamesob.bsky.social has no “concrete” evidence on what might have happened to the suspended radio presenter. Well played sir, well played!
October 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Apparently, @mrjamesob.bsky.social has no “concrete” evidence on what might have happened to the suspended radio presenter. Well played sir, well played!
Thinking of heading over to “the other place” for a few minutes just to laugh at Mike ‘grows concrete’ Graham
October 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Thinking of heading over to “the other place” for a few minutes just to laugh at Mike ‘grows concrete’ Graham
Is this where your hate comes from @mrjamesob.bsky.social? Although I think it may be a full zip rather than just a quarter zip…
October 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Is this where your hate comes from @mrjamesob.bsky.social? Although I think it may be a full zip rather than just a quarter zip…
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If you’re a veggie or a vegan spending time in an Orthodox country, always ask for the fasting (“post” in Romania, where I live) menu. It’s normally available even outside fasting periods. @sturdyalex.bsky.social knows ;)
September 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
If you’re a veggie or a vegan spending time in an Orthodox country, always ask for the fasting (“post” in Romania, where I live) menu. It’s normally available even outside fasting periods. @sturdyalex.bsky.social knows ;)
Thanks for your commentary @brianmoore666.bsky.social. I think you get the balance between explaining the game to new viewers and not alienating/patronizing (matronizing?) those who have watched or played rugby for many years. Chapeau!
September 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Thanks for your commentary @brianmoore666.bsky.social. I think you get the balance between explaining the game to new viewers and not alienating/patronizing (matronizing?) those who have watched or played rugby for many years. Chapeau!
Happy with Apple’s new classification of Mystery Hour @mrjamesob.bsky.social ?
September 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Happy with Apple’s new classification of Mystery Hour @mrjamesob.bsky.social ?
@mrjamesob.bsky.social I presume someone in his family has taken a short position on paracetamol manufacturers
September 23, 2025 at 9:07 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social I presume someone in his family has taken a short position on paracetamol manufacturers
I knew he’d voted for Johnson. But despite listening to him nearly every day for the last 9 years, today was the first time I’d heard that @mrjamesob.bsky.social worked for the Daily Mail!
September 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I knew he’d voted for Johnson. But despite listening to him nearly every day for the last 9 years, today was the first time I’d heard that @mrjamesob.bsky.social worked for the Daily Mail!
I can’t quite remember where my recommendation for @jonnelledge.bsky.social’s book “A History of the World in 47 Borders” came from, but, in my entirely unqualified opinion, it’s the best book I have EVER read. To steal a blurb from Trainspotting, “it deserves to sell more copies than The Bible.”
August 31, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I can’t quite remember where my recommendation for @jonnelledge.bsky.social’s book “A History of the World in 47 Borders” came from, but, in my entirely unqualified opinion, it’s the best book I have EVER read. To steal a blurb from Trainspotting, “it deserves to sell more copies than The Bible.”
@martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com an email from the Equality and Human Rights Commission
June 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
@martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com an email from the Equality and Human Rights Commission
Don’t think @davidallengreen.bsky.social will be too impressed with the Equality and Human Rights Commission
June 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Don’t think @davidallengreen.bsky.social will be too impressed with the Equality and Human Rights Commission
My daughter just woke me up asking if we can have @nigella.bsky.social’s #LasagneOfLove for dinner this evening. I’m off shopping…
Happy days!
Happy days!
June 7, 2025 at 6:10 AM
My daughter just woke me up asking if we can have @nigella.bsky.social’s #LasagneOfLove for dinner this evening. I’m off shopping…
Happy days!
Happy days!
How f*ck@Ng depressing….
May 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
How f*ck@Ng depressing….
Whenever @mrjamesob.bsky.social starts on the cricket and cream teas line, it always surprises me he doesn’t go full Orwell and mention old maids bicycling to Communion
May 16, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Whenever @mrjamesob.bsky.social starts on the cricket and cream teas line, it always surprises me he doesn’t go full Orwell and mention old maids bicycling to Communion
Fuck me. Haven’t heard @mrjamesob.bsky.social this angry for a while…
April 11, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Fuck me. Haven’t heard @mrjamesob.bsky.social this angry for a while…
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It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.
April 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.
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"It is worth noting that Donald Trump, as a candidate for president (and as president), repeatedly and vociferously demanded that Hillary Clinton be imprisoned for using a private email server for official business when she was secretary of state."
Quite.
Quite.
March 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"It is worth noting that Donald Trump, as a candidate for president (and as president), repeatedly and vociferously demanded that Hillary Clinton be imprisoned for using a private email server for official business when she was secretary of state."
Quite.
Quite.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social I’m late to the party as I’m listening on catch-up, but drink-driving wasn’t really frowned upon in the 1970s
March 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social I’m late to the party as I’m listening on catch-up, but drink-driving wasn’t really frowned upon in the 1970s