Andrew Hahn
@andrewhahn.bsky.social
My phone must know I’m flying tomorrow because every social media app is like “Here’s a plane falling out of the sky.”
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
My phone must know I’m flying tomorrow because every social media app is like “Here’s a plane falling out of the sky.”
Kids these days will never understand keeping your head down in class to write fanfic. Then staying up late at home to complete the finishing touches. Then transcribing it for the internet.
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Kids these days will never understand keeping your head down in class to write fanfic. Then staying up late at home to complete the finishing touches. Then transcribing it for the internet.
I keep trying to write literary fiction, but I’m too horny for this.
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I keep trying to write literary fiction, but I’m too horny for this.
Today I learned the difference between “immanent” and “imminent.”
immanent: existing or operating within
imminent: about to happen
immanent: existing or operating within
imminent: about to happen
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Today I learned the difference between “immanent” and “imminent.”
immanent: existing or operating within
imminent: about to happen
immanent: existing or operating within
imminent: about to happen
Here are the first lines of my novel-in-progress that I keep putting down but can’t walk away from.
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Here are the first lines of my novel-in-progress that I keep putting down but can’t walk away from.
MS Word corrected my sloppily typed “diagnosed” to “dragonized.”
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
MS Word corrected my sloppily typed “diagnosed” to “dragonized.”
I have 9 new poems in @bryanborland.bsky.social’s revival of Assaracus! 😈⛓️
October 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I have 9 new poems in @bryanborland.bsky.social’s revival of Assaracus! 😈⛓️
One stripe for you, two stripes for me 😋
October 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
One stripe for you, two stripes for me 😋
A student hit on me while I was in the work bathroom washing my lunch dishes, and I think it was an experience we’d both like to take back.
October 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
A student hit on me while I was in the work bathroom washing my lunch dishes, and I think it was an experience we’d both like to take back.
A memoir essay of mine has found a home with Aesterion!
“About how she does coke. About how it tastes like salt. About how you can get seizures from doing it. About how she could die. About how she could die. About how she could die. About how she could die.”
www.aesterion.com/fall-2025-1
“About how she does coke. About how it tastes like salt. About how you can get seizures from doing it. About how she could die. About how she could die. About how she could die. About how she could die.”
www.aesterion.com/fall-2025-1
General 2 — aesterion
www.aesterion.com
October 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
A memoir essay of mine has found a home with Aesterion!
“About how she does coke. About how it tastes like salt. About how you can get seizures from doing it. About how she could die. About how she could die. About how she could die. About how she could die.”
www.aesterion.com/fall-2025-1
“About how she does coke. About how it tastes like salt. About how you can get seizures from doing it. About how she could die. About how she could die. About how she could die. About how she could die.”
www.aesterion.com/fall-2025-1
Relieved the evangelicals will be gone today for the sake of the housing crisis. Affordable housing is upon us!
September 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Relieved the evangelicals will be gone today for the sake of the housing crisis. Affordable housing is upon us!
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October 18 is going to be the largest peaceful protest in American history. This is the land of the free and the home of the brave — but if we want to be free, then we’ve got to be brave. Find your local event: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i... #NoKings
September 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
October 18 is going to be the largest peaceful protest in American history. This is the land of the free and the home of the brave — but if we want to be free, then we’ve got to be brave. Find your local event: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i... #NoKings
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Everything is bad, but books are good. Get a book. Read the book. Cherish the book. Finish the book. Tell your friends about the book, and leave a review of the book. Hold the book close. Listen to what it tells you. Do as it commands. Place it on the dread altar and let it guide your every choice.
September 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Everything is bad, but books are good. Get a book. Read the book. Cherish the book. Finish the book. Tell your friends about the book, and leave a review of the book. Hold the book close. Listen to what it tells you. Do as it commands. Place it on the dread altar and let it guide your every choice.
VA state employees received this email in the wake of Charlie Kirk’s death. Did you in other states receive something similar?
September 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
VA state employees received this email in the wake of Charlie Kirk’s death. Did you in other states receive something similar?
The homosexual urge to talk to female colleagues like we’ve been besties for years.
September 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The homosexual urge to talk to female colleagues like we’ve been besties for years.
At dinner last night my Cap bf asked me what my goals are for the rest of the year.
September 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
At dinner last night my Cap bf asked me what my goals are for the rest of the year.
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Building Assaracus Issue 26, the return issue of our journal of #gaypoetry & #queerpoetry
My philosophy:
IF YOU ARE NOT QUEER / QUEER #POETRY IS NOT YOUR SAFE SPACE / YOU ARE STILL WELCOME
BUT YOUR COMFORT IS NOT OUR PRIORITY / OUR SURVIVAL IS
Disturb / Enrapture
Coming in October.
My philosophy:
IF YOU ARE NOT QUEER / QUEER #POETRY IS NOT YOUR SAFE SPACE / YOU ARE STILL WELCOME
BUT YOUR COMFORT IS NOT OUR PRIORITY / OUR SURVIVAL IS
Disturb / Enrapture
Coming in October.
September 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Building Assaracus Issue 26, the return issue of our journal of #gaypoetry & #queerpoetry
My philosophy:
IF YOU ARE NOT QUEER / QUEER #POETRY IS NOT YOUR SAFE SPACE / YOU ARE STILL WELCOME
BUT YOUR COMFORT IS NOT OUR PRIORITY / OUR SURVIVAL IS
Disturb / Enrapture
Coming in October.
My philosophy:
IF YOU ARE NOT QUEER / QUEER #POETRY IS NOT YOUR SAFE SPACE / YOU ARE STILL WELCOME
BUT YOUR COMFORT IS NOT OUR PRIORITY / OUR SURVIVAL IS
Disturb / Enrapture
Coming in October.
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Brevity is now open for submissions! 📣 We are currently reading personal essays of 750 words or fewer in any style or subgenre. Writers whose perspectives have been traditionally underrepresented in publishing are especially encouraged to submit! Guidelines: brevity.submittable.com/submit
Brevity Submission Manager
Brevity publishes flash nonfiction: crisp, concise essays of 750 words or fewer. See our Submissions page for guidelines.
brevity.submittable.com
September 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Brevity is now open for submissions! 📣 We are currently reading personal essays of 750 words or fewer in any style or subgenre. Writers whose perspectives have been traditionally underrepresented in publishing are especially encouraged to submit! Guidelines: brevity.submittable.com/submit
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Don’t know if any of you academics on here know that Instructure (Canvas LMS) made a global partnership with OpenAI. You can create assessment in which students can engage with LLM.
Faculty at large already struggle with AI in the online classroom. Call your CETL office for help! 😬
Faculty at large already struggle with AI in the online classroom. Call your CETL office for help! 😬
August 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Don’t know if any of you academics on here know that Instructure (Canvas LMS) made a global partnership with OpenAI. You can create assessment in which students can engage with LLM.
Faculty at large already struggle with AI in the online classroom. Call your CETL office for help! 😬
Faculty at large already struggle with AI in the online classroom. Call your CETL office for help! 😬
Was informed by my closest friends I’m not “nice” ???
August 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Was informed by my closest friends I’m not “nice” ???
The more I hear about friends’ experience with literary agents, the less I want one.
August 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The more I hear about friends’ experience with literary agents, the less I want one.
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Please, I’m just an organism responding to stimuli. Don’t expect too much.
August 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Please, I’m just an organism responding to stimuli. Don’t expect too much.
Personally, I love when a novel opens with a philosophical statement about class, sisterhood, or whatever. Lay it on thick.
August 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Personally, I love when a novel opens with a philosophical statement about class, sisterhood, or whatever. Lay it on thick.
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Issue 10 is on the way! Full cover reveal coming soon 👀
August 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Issue 10 is on the way! Full cover reveal coming soon 👀