Andrew Genser
@andrewgenser.bsky.social
Writer of funny stuff that sometimes goes on TV. Once peed next to Eric Idle.
Q: How comfortable are you w/Trump seeking to eat children?
MIKE JOHNSON: Uh, I don’t know the details. I just read it. I know he believes he’s owed a flesh sacrifice. What I heard is that if he eats them, he’s gonna consider giving the bones to a dog. They attack him for everything.*changes topic*
MIKE JOHNSON: Uh, I don’t know the details. I just read it. I know he believes he’s owed a flesh sacrifice. What I heard is that if he eats them, he’s gonna consider giving the bones to a dog. They attack him for everything.*changes topic*
October 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Q: How comfortable are you w/Trump seeking to eat children?
MIKE JOHNSON: Uh, I don’t know the details. I just read it. I know he believes he’s owed a flesh sacrifice. What I heard is that if he eats them, he’s gonna consider giving the bones to a dog. They attack him for everything.*changes topic*
MIKE JOHNSON: Uh, I don’t know the details. I just read it. I know he believes he’s owed a flesh sacrifice. What I heard is that if he eats them, he’s gonna consider giving the bones to a dog. They attack him for everything.*changes topic*
As someone who helps make the weekly Kimmel bit “This Week in Unnecessary Censorship,” I can say this censorship is unnecessary. Even more so than making it sound like a local weatherman is saying enjoy some suck and fuck. Ok maybe same amount of unnecessary. But far less funny tho. #sunandfun
September 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
As someone who helps make the weekly Kimmel bit “This Week in Unnecessary Censorship,” I can say this censorship is unnecessary. Even more so than making it sound like a local weatherman is saying enjoy some suck and fuck. Ok maybe same amount of unnecessary. But far less funny tho. #sunandfun