Andrew Genser
@andrewgenser.bsky.social
Writer of funny stuff that sometimes goes on TV. Once peed next to Eric Idle.
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Andrew Genser
@andrewgenser.bsky.social
· Mar 15
Hey here’s a fun thing I wrote for #Slackjaw you can read if you enjoy this sort of thing
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November 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
If LL Cool J has taught us anything it’s that LL Bean stands for:
Ladies Love Bean
Ladies Love Bean
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If LL Cool J has taught us anything it’s that LL Bean stands for:
Ladies Love Bean
Ladies Love Bean
This is also true for sandwiches.
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This is also true for sandwiches.
“J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets!”
— Saddam Hussein’s last words
— Saddam Hussein’s last words
October 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
“J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets!”
— Saddam Hussein’s last words
— Saddam Hussein’s last words
Q: How comfortable are you w/Trump seeking to eat children?
MIKE JOHNSON: Uh, I don’t know the details. I just read it. I know he believes he’s owed a flesh sacrifice. What I heard is that if he eats them, he’s gonna consider giving the bones to a dog. They attack him for everything.*changes topic*
MIKE JOHNSON: Uh, I don’t know the details. I just read it. I know he believes he’s owed a flesh sacrifice. What I heard is that if he eats them, he’s gonna consider giving the bones to a dog. They attack him for everything.*changes topic*
Q: How comfortable are you w/Trump seeking $230m from the DOJ?
MIKE JOHNSON: Uh, I don't know the details. I just read it. I know he believes he's owed that reimbursement. What I heard is that if receives it, he's gonna consider giving it to charity. They attack him for everything. *changes topic*
MIKE JOHNSON: Uh, I don't know the details. I just read it. I know he believes he's owed that reimbursement. What I heard is that if receives it, he's gonna consider giving it to charity. They attack him for everything. *changes topic*
October 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Q: How comfortable are you w/Trump seeking to eat children?
MIKE JOHNSON: Uh, I don’t know the details. I just read it. I know he believes he’s owed a flesh sacrifice. What I heard is that if he eats them, he’s gonna consider giving the bones to a dog. They attack him for everything.*changes topic*
MIKE JOHNSON: Uh, I don’t know the details. I just read it. I know he believes he’s owed a flesh sacrifice. What I heard is that if he eats them, he’s gonna consider giving the bones to a dog. They attack him for everything.*changes topic*
Please join my class action lawsuit against this site which - despite its name - does not feature a single present for a whore.
October 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Please join my class action lawsuit against this site which - despite its name - does not feature a single present for a whore.
When they pick who gets to write the article by last name
October 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
When they pick who gets to write the article by last name
IMPORTANT: Remember when filling out your Antifa Time Cards to include Saturday - we get double time for weekend work (woohoo thanks daddy Soros!).
October 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
IMPORTANT: Remember when filling out your Antifa Time Cards to include Saturday - we get double time for weekend work (woohoo thanks daddy Soros!).
Nope. Just like Stephen Miller’s pants, the White House needs no ballroom
October 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Nope. Just like Stephen Miller’s pants, the White House needs no ballroom
Maybe this is nothing... or maybe it's everything. #2001 #KubrickOriginalEnding
October 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Maybe this is nothing... or maybe it's everything. #2001 #KubrickOriginalEnding
One of my favorite things we’ve done these past few years
Trump said he didn’t write the infamous birthday letter to Jeffrey Epstein that referenced ‘a wonderful secret,’ claiming, ‘It’s not the way I speak.’ Unfortunately for Trump, Jimmy Kimmel Live! brought the receipts.
October 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
One of my favorite things we’ve done these past few years
We do this bit literally every week on
@jimmykimmellive.bsky.social
- but it was great hearing the massive audience at BAM in Brooklyn respond. Also this one turned out pretty good so, if you like this sort of thing, please to enjoy. #UnnecessaryCensorship
@jimmykimmellive.bsky.social
- but it was great hearing the massive audience at BAM in Brooklyn respond. Also this one turned out pretty good so, if you like this sort of thing, please to enjoy. #UnnecessaryCensorship
This Week in Unnecessary Censorship
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
www.youtube.com
October 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
We do this bit literally every week on
@jimmykimmellive.bsky.social
- but it was great hearing the massive audience at BAM in Brooklyn respond. Also this one turned out pretty good so, if you like this sort of thing, please to enjoy. #UnnecessaryCensorship
@jimmykimmellive.bsky.social
- but it was great hearing the massive audience at BAM in Brooklyn respond. Also this one turned out pretty good so, if you like this sort of thing, please to enjoy. #UnnecessaryCensorship
I guess take legal action, you have to. But remember, Trump does not give a single shit about the law. To him it’s like a wife or a golf course…
…just another thing to be cheated on.
shorturl.at/p1Qs1
…just another thing to be cheated on.
shorturl.at/p1Qs1
Oregon AG ‘preparing to take legal action’ against Trump sending California National Guard troops
Oregon Attorney General Dan Rayfield on Sunday said he is “preparing to take legal action” against President Trump for sending California National Guard troops to the Beaver State. “We are quickly …
shorturl.at
October 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I guess take legal action, you have to. But remember, Trump does not give a single shit about the law. To him it’s like a wife or a golf course…
…just another thing to be cheated on.
shorturl.at/p1Qs1
…just another thing to be cheated on.
shorturl.at/p1Qs1
As someone who helps make the weekly Kimmel bit “Unnecessary Censorship,” I can say this censorship is unnecessary.
Even more so than making it sound like a local weatherman is telling you to enjoy some suck and fuck.
Ok maybe the same amount of unnecessary. Far less funny tho. #sunandfun
Even more so than making it sound like a local weatherman is telling you to enjoy some suck and fuck.
Ok maybe the same amount of unnecessary. Far less funny tho. #sunandfun
September 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
As someone who helps make the weekly Kimmel bit “Unnecessary Censorship,” I can say this censorship is unnecessary.
Even more so than making it sound like a local weatherman is telling you to enjoy some suck and fuck.
Ok maybe the same amount of unnecessary. Far less funny tho. #sunandfun
Even more so than making it sound like a local weatherman is telling you to enjoy some suck and fuck.
Ok maybe the same amount of unnecessary. Far less funny tho. #sunandfun
Are we at @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social
about to be sacrificed at the dual altars of fascism & capitalism? Actually no! Because now it’s just one altar: Fascitalism. Another merger! Anyway, tune in to see how it unfolds! Or, actually, don’t… I guess is the point.
about to be sacrificed at the dual altars of fascism & capitalism? Actually no! Because now it’s just one altar: Fascitalism. Another merger! Anyway, tune in to see how it unfolds! Or, actually, don’t… I guess is the point.
September 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Are we at @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social
about to be sacrificed at the dual altars of fascism & capitalism? Actually no! Because now it’s just one altar: Fascitalism. Another merger! Anyway, tune in to see how it unfolds! Or, actually, don’t… I guess is the point.
about to be sacrificed at the dual altars of fascism & capitalism? Actually no! Because now it’s just one altar: Fascitalism. Another merger! Anyway, tune in to see how it unfolds! Or, actually, don’t… I guess is the point.
It’s time for the ABC’s of Life During Fascism. Let’s just skip right to the letter Q!
Quisling.
That’s a fun one for today.
Quisling.
That’s a fun one for today.
September 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It’s time for the ABC’s of Life During Fascism. Let’s just skip right to the letter Q!
Quisling.
That’s a fun one for today.
Quisling.
That’s a fun one for today.
RFK Jr: “Every human body is born with one rat inside it, and the only way to get it out is by squatting nude over a pile of cheese. Now squat and spread, Cheryl.”
CHERYL (to self): “Everything is fine I’m a Kennedy… Everything is fine I’m a Kennedy… (disrobing)… Everything is…”
CHERYL (to self): “Everything is fine I’m a Kennedy… Everything is fine I’m a Kennedy… (disrobing)… Everything is…”
September 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
RFK Jr: “Every human body is born with one rat inside it, and the only way to get it out is by squatting nude over a pile of cheese. Now squat and spread, Cheryl.”
CHERYL (to self): “Everything is fine I’m a Kennedy… Everything is fine I’m a Kennedy… (disrobing)… Everything is…”
CHERYL (to self): “Everything is fine I’m a Kennedy… Everything is fine I’m a Kennedy… (disrobing)… Everything is…”
Voting is a vaccine. No wonder they’re trying to ban it
September 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Voting is a vaccine. No wonder they’re trying to ban it
Congress must be rolling in its grave
September 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Congress must be rolling in its grave
OK guys, do we hang it the top way? Or the bottom way? Please tell me I'm not the only one! (top way)
September 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
OK guys, do we hang it the top way? Or the bottom way? Please tell me I'm not the only one! (top way)
Sure we all thought the #Trump Announcement today would be a whole lotta nothing, but then -- BAM -- he comes out and the bald guy behind him looks just like the guy who played the "High Talker" from that one episode of Seinfeld 31 years ago. But of course the Lame Stream Media wont talk about it!
September 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Sure we all thought the #Trump Announcement today would be a whole lotta nothing, but then -- BAM -- he comes out and the bald guy behind him looks just like the guy who played the "High Talker" from that one episode of Seinfeld 31 years ago. But of course the Lame Stream Media wont talk about it!
September 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM