Andrew Genser
@andrewgenser.bsky.social
Writer of funny stuff that sometimes goes on TV. Once peed next to Eric Idle.
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This is also true for sandwiches.
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This is also true for sandwiches.
Please join my class action lawsuit against this site which - despite its name - does not feature a single present for a whore.
October 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Please join my class action lawsuit against this site which - despite its name - does not feature a single present for a whore.
When they pick who gets to write the article by last name
October 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
When they pick who gets to write the article by last name
Nope. Just like Stephen Miller’s pants, the White House needs no ballroom
October 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Nope. Just like Stephen Miller’s pants, the White House needs no ballroom
Maybe this is nothing... or maybe it's everything. #2001 #KubrickOriginalEnding
October 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Maybe this is nothing... or maybe it's everything. #2001 #KubrickOriginalEnding
RFK Jr: “Every human body is born with one rat inside it, and the only way to get it out is by squatting nude over a pile of cheese. Now squat and spread, Cheryl.”
CHERYL (to self): “Everything is fine I’m a Kennedy… Everything is fine I’m a Kennedy… (disrobing)… Everything is…”
CHERYL (to self): “Everything is fine I’m a Kennedy… Everything is fine I’m a Kennedy… (disrobing)… Everything is…”
September 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
RFK Jr: “Every human body is born with one rat inside it, and the only way to get it out is by squatting nude over a pile of cheese. Now squat and spread, Cheryl.”
CHERYL (to self): “Everything is fine I’m a Kennedy… Everything is fine I’m a Kennedy… (disrobing)… Everything is…”
CHERYL (to self): “Everything is fine I’m a Kennedy… Everything is fine I’m a Kennedy… (disrobing)… Everything is…”
Congress must be rolling in its grave
September 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Congress must be rolling in its grave
OK guys, do we hang it the top way? Or the bottom way? Please tell me I'm not the only one! (top way)
September 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
OK guys, do we hang it the top way? Or the bottom way? Please tell me I'm not the only one! (top way)
Sure we all thought the #Trump Announcement today would be a whole lotta nothing, but then -- BAM -- he comes out and the bald guy behind him looks just like the guy who played the "High Talker" from that one episode of Seinfeld 31 years ago. But of course the Lame Stream Media wont talk about it!
September 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Sure we all thought the #Trump Announcement today would be a whole lotta nothing, but then -- BAM -- he comes out and the bald guy behind him looks just like the guy who played the "High Talker" from that one episode of Seinfeld 31 years ago. But of course the Lame Stream Media wont talk about it!
September 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Big deal, I add all the time and don’t need anyone to send emails about it, jeez
August 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Big deal, I add all the time and don’t need anyone to send emails about it, jeez
It’s the new head of the CDC, I assume
August 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It’s the new head of the CDC, I assume
Ugh, my pet unicorn shit ON the toilet again… tough to potty train unicorns, really is
August 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Ugh, my pet unicorn shit ON the toilet again… tough to potty train unicorns, really is
Back when one of us had a cocaine problem.
(No, it's from an old sketch... actually I guess two things can be true, what the hell do I know what people do when I'm not in a car with them?)
(No, it's from an old sketch... actually I guess two things can be true, what the hell do I know what people do when I'm not in a car with them?)
August 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Back when one of us had a cocaine problem.
(No, it's from an old sketch... actually I guess two things can be true, what the hell do I know what people do when I'm not in a car with them?)
(No, it's from an old sketch... actually I guess two things can be true, what the hell do I know what people do when I'm not in a car with them?)
I’m just saying we know history repeats itself
August 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I’m just saying we know history repeats itself
I’m just saying we know history repeats itself…
August 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I’m just saying we know history repeats itself…
Bozo got the message
August 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Bozo got the message
Life under Trump is one long, hideous joke. But someday the joke will finally die.
August 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Life under Trump is one long, hideous joke. But someday the joke will finally die.
Deep #phish nerd stuff here - but - this moment when Trey segues out of Reba back into yet another Tweeprise and Fishman tries to end Reba but Trey shakes his head "no fucking way!" and keeps Tweeprising is... quite funny. Yes, I know too much about very specific things.
July 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Deep #phish nerd stuff here - but - this moment when Trey segues out of Reba back into yet another Tweeprise and Fishman tries to end Reba but Trey shakes his head "no fucking way!" and keeps Tweeprising is... quite funny. Yes, I know too much about very specific things.
It’s a really weird feeling when the President of the United States is actively trying to end your very specific job… I mean he’s trying so hard to make us disappear you’d think we were an underage girl he molested.
July 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
It’s a really weird feeling when the President of the United States is actively trying to end your very specific job… I mean he’s trying so hard to make us disappear you’d think we were an underage girl he molested.
“Tell me you fucked kids without telling me you fucked kids” example 257
July 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
“Tell me you fucked kids without telling me you fucked kids” example 257