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I was on a job in North Carolina over the summer and lots of the out of town crew kept commenting on how inexpensive the homes in the Outter Banks were and... yeah brother, have you looked up what an insurance policy on those homes costs, if you can even get one?
Lol, Zillow tried to rate the climate risks facing individual properties. The real estate industry *hated* it, precisely because it worked -- it made selling risky properties more difficult. So they rebelled & Zillow caved.
Don't look up!
Don't look up!
Zillow Removes Climate Risk Scores From Home Listings
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I was on a job in North Carolina over the summer and lots of the out of town crew kept commenting on how inexpensive the homes in the Outter Banks were and... yeah brother, have you looked up what an insurance policy on those homes costs, if you can even get one?
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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Who up contemplating their orb?
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Who up contemplating their orb?
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The White Stripes have made more money off the first 6 seconds of Seven Nation Army played in NBA games than any other music licensing deal this century.
April 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The White Stripes have made more money off the first 6 seconds of Seven Nation Army played in NBA games than any other music licensing deal this century.
Some record producer with fanduel gambling debt created that Whitney Houston drum cue challenge to juice residual revenue.
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Some record producer with fanduel gambling debt created that Whitney Houston drum cue challenge to juice residual revenue.
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Who abandoned Goku in the vestibule?!
November 28, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Who abandoned Goku in the vestibule?!
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Watching NBA is muttering, "He's on that team now?" over and over until you die
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Watching NBA is muttering, "He's on that team now?" over and over until you die
POPE LEO JOINS BISHOP'S BIRTHDAY DJ SET
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 AM
POPE LEO JOINS BISHOP'S BIRTHDAY DJ SET
There's a section in a later chapter of Careless People where the Facebook board reluctantly and briefly acknowledges that FB is the modern Big Tobacco wrt teens before dismissively moving to other topics. This may well be what triggered Zuckerberg's current mission to become fashion icon Joe Camel.
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
There's a section in a later chapter of Careless People where the Facebook board reluctantly and briefly acknowledges that FB is the modern Big Tobacco wrt teens before dismissively moving to other topics. This may well be what triggered Zuckerberg's current mission to become fashion icon Joe Camel.
Tonight at 6: is your teen taking the Spanish Foster's Challenge? And what you can do about it.
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Tonight at 6: is your teen taking the Spanish Foster's Challenge? And what you can do about it.
I saw Portugal. The Man last night at the Wiltern on their Shish tour and it was fantastic as expected but I especially enjoyed the unexpected video intro by Elephant Graveyard.
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I saw Portugal. The Man last night at the Wiltern on their Shish tour and it was fantastic as expected but I especially enjoyed the unexpected video intro by Elephant Graveyard.
Who up contemplating their orb?
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Who up contemplating their orb?
One year later, as the prophecy foretold, I am back on my bullshit.
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
One year later, as the prophecy foretold, I am back on my bullshit.
Submitting my 8,000 word article to the New Yorker: I follow Olivia Nuzzi around Salinas on her quest to find a raw spermaceti candle for RFK Jr's Xmas gift. I remind them I vacation with Elizabeth Holmes' former photographer. My grandfather invented cable TV and had an affair with Coco Chanel.
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Submitting my 8,000 word article to the New Yorker: I follow Olivia Nuzzi around Salinas on her quest to find a raw spermaceti candle for RFK Jr's Xmas gift. I remind them I vacation with Elizabeth Holmes' former photographer. My grandfather invented cable TV and had an affair with Coco Chanel.
Script idea: Hallmark-style film about a NBA player who gets caught betting that he'll outperform his projected stats and uses that to self-motivate to win the NBA Cup. A woman he meets in a small town petitions Adam Silver on Christmas Eve to let him stay in the league. Stephen A. Smith cameos.
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Script idea: Hallmark-style film about a NBA player who gets caught betting that he'll outperform his projected stats and uses that to self-motivate to win the NBA Cup. A woman he meets in a small town petitions Adam Silver on Christmas Eve to let him stay in the league. Stephen A. Smith cameos.
A.I. Will stop at nothing to take money out of actors' pockets. In this case, Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon will be nearly out of work.
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
A.I. Will stop at nothing to take money out of actors' pockets. In this case, Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon will be nearly out of work.
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Ernest Goes to LA Fitness
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Ernest Goes to LA Fitness
I love the Sewer Brothers cartoon from my childhood
October 31, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I love the Sewer Brothers cartoon from my childhood
Please, I need the Wet Nerds.
October 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Please, I need the Wet Nerds.
I shot that video of Trump flying the fighter jet. It wasn't AI and there are no VFX. He trained for 2 years in simulators just like Tom Cruise. We had a film crew of 240. It was directed by James Cameron. We used over 9,000 lbs. of feces. NYT needs to show respect for the artists behind the craft.
October 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I shot that video of Trump flying the fighter jet. It wasn't AI and there are no VFX. He trained for 2 years in simulators just like Tom Cruise. We had a film crew of 240. It was directed by James Cameron. We used over 9,000 lbs. of feces. NYT needs to show respect for the artists behind the craft.
"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."
Employees are finding practical and creative ways to leverage AI technology into real business value.
If that is you, Bloomberg journalists want to hear about your experience: bloom.bg/3WyIUMj
If that is you, Bloomberg journalists want to hear about your experience: bloom.bg/3WyIUMj
October 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."
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insane that we got so few seasons of bo jackson playing sports but you can kind of see why getting not very many seasons of bo jackson playing sports was kind of inevitable
That new Nike/Ken Griffey Jr. ad features a snippet of Bo Jackson running up the wall in 1990 and I think you could go all in if you wanted that this was the single coolest play in baseball history
October 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
insane that we got so few seasons of bo jackson playing sports but you can kind of see why getting not very many seasons of bo jackson playing sports was kind of inevitable