Talking to family from around the country, it always surprises them that an ICE raid happened five blocks from me and its ending resulted in grenades being deployed to disperse the resistant crowd. To arrest four people who overstayed work visas, probably. It doesn’t surprise me.

Amy Madigan has a line in Field of Dreams where she goes “I just stopped the advancement of neofascism in America!” lol

Every country should structure its legal and regulatory systems as a series of traps that guarantee someone like Elon Musk would end up in prison before he ever got rich

I mean.. is it too obvious?

I will never forgive the people (Martin Short!) who closed out the SNL 50 for not calling out the saxophone player. Who has been more consistent?

The only thing making me optimistic about the sixers title odds with Paul George is that we do appear to be hurtling towards the actual collapse of society and i just can’t imagine a more Sixersy time to win a championship

My power is out because of some electrical work being done across the street and it sounds like E.T. has just been captured outside of my windows.

Why are they playing Creep at the club?

Everything Was Expensive and Nothing Worked

Is it not damning to our media and power structures that no biopic or docudrama has been made in America based on the life of Kissinger?

I was at work and went HOURS without knowing Kissinger was dead. I can’t work in this industry anymore. These people do not share my values (joy over the death of specifically Henry Kissinger).