Nez
@andrew-nez.bsky.social
"Everyone you meet is fighting battles you know nothing about. Be kind. Always." ~ Robin Williams
Was @andrewnez on Twitter.
Was @andrewnez on Twitter.
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
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My friend told me that her 14 year old son started doing laundry on Sundays for some of his elderly neighbors. He doesn't charge for the labor. And now he is the most popular person in the building and has non stop pies, cookies, and cake. The 14 year old should be our model of modern masculinity.
October 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My friend told me that her 14 year old son started doing laundry on Sundays for some of his elderly neighbors. He doesn't charge for the labor. And now he is the most popular person in the building and has non stop pies, cookies, and cake. The 14 year old should be our model of modern masculinity.
I’m okay with Trump putting gold all over the White House.
At least that’s something that can be melted down later on and turned into something actually useful.
At least that’s something that can be melted down later on and turned into something actually useful.
September 29, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I’m okay with Trump putting gold all over the White House.
At least that’s something that can be melted down later on and turned into something actually useful.
At least that’s something that can be melted down later on and turned into something actually useful.
With the passing of Robert Redford, a lot of people are recommending what they think is his best. At this point in history, I'd say go watch The Candidate.
September 18, 2025 at 7:16 AM
With the passing of Robert Redford, a lot of people are recommending what they think is his best. At this point in history, I'd say go watch The Candidate.
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This coffee ☕️ cup has no lies - share this - people need to “get it” first 100 people to repost 🔁🔁 pls dm me this emoji 🔁
August 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
This coffee ☕️ cup has no lies - share this - people need to “get it” first 100 people to repost 🔁🔁 pls dm me this emoji 🔁
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it feels surreal to say this but CONSPIRACY NATION is out in less than a week (29 July!!!). if you can still pre-order it now, and if you are interested in reviewing or interviewing Ariel or I, send me a message
July 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM
it feels surreal to say this but CONSPIRACY NATION is out in less than a week (29 July!!!). if you can still pre-order it now, and if you are interested in reviewing or interviewing Ariel or I, send me a message
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Good morning! Every day lately has started very foggy like this.
Here are your 3 minutes of peace & calm.
#OceanDevotion
Here are your 3 minutes of peace & calm.
#OceanDevotion
July 14, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Good morning! Every day lately has started very foggy like this.
Here are your 3 minutes of peace & calm.
#OceanDevotion
Here are your 3 minutes of peace & calm.
#OceanDevotion
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Indeed. “One might pause to wonder what First Nations people, who are the victims of racism every day, feel about the priority given to 120,000 well-educated, secure and mostly affluent individuals.”
July 14, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Indeed. “One might pause to wonder what First Nations people, who are the victims of racism every day, feel about the priority given to 120,000 well-educated, secure and mostly affluent individuals.”
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"It’s exhausting, this bullshit. And not the heroic exhaustion you got from winning a hammer fight with three shrieking cocaine monkeys on the roof of a motel in Denpasar that one time..."
The grim pinata
I remembered a favourite misremembered quote today, William Goldman's famous line about Hollywood.
open.substack.com
June 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
"It’s exhausting, this bullshit. And not the heroic exhaustion you got from winning a hammer fight with three shrieking cocaine monkeys on the roof of a motel in Denpasar that one time..."
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NONE OF THIS HAD TO HAPPEN.
June 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
NONE OF THIS HAD TO HAPPEN.
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40 years ago today, Ferris Bueller took the day off.
June 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
40 years ago today, Ferris Bueller took the day off.
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This piece about my long history of using speech recognition software was fun to write/dictate. But I’m a big fan of Six Colors so it was also a small life goal achieved.
May 31, 2025 at 1:52 AM
This piece about my long history of using speech recognition software was fun to write/dictate. But I’m a big fan of Six Colors so it was also a small life goal achieved.
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I say this without a hint of sarcasm. The Armageddon DVD commentary is the finest work of Ben Affleck’s career.
May 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I say this without a hint of sarcasm. The Armageddon DVD commentary is the finest work of Ben Affleck’s career.
@elliesmith4dickson.bsky.social Congratulations on a well run campaign Ellie. The result may not have gotten you the seat, but when the dust settles it’ll be obvious to anyone paying attention how crucial a role you played in removing Dutton from power.
May 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
@elliesmith4dickson.bsky.social Congratulations on a well run campaign Ellie. The result may not have gotten you the seat, but when the dust settles it’ll be obvious to anyone paying attention how crucial a role you played in removing Dutton from power.
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Today’s the day, Dickson it all comes down to this.
To every volunteer who gave their time, every supporter who shared a post, and every donor who chipped in to keep us going—thank you.
Now it’s over to you. Want change? Vote for it.
To every volunteer who gave their time, every supporter who shared a post, and every donor who chipped in to keep us going—thank you.
Now it’s over to you. Want change? Vote for it.
May 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Today’s the day, Dickson it all comes down to this.
To every volunteer who gave their time, every supporter who shared a post, and every donor who chipped in to keep us going—thank you.
Now it’s over to you. Want change? Vote for it.
To every volunteer who gave their time, every supporter who shared a post, and every donor who chipped in to keep us going—thank you.
Now it’s over to you. Want change? Vote for it.
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Note to Gina Rinehart.
Stand for office in a free and fair election.
See how you get on.
Otherwise, STFU.
Stand for office in a free and fair election.
See how you get on.
Otherwise, STFU.
April 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Note to Gina Rinehart.
Stand for office in a free and fair election.
See how you get on.
Otherwise, STFU.
Stand for office in a free and fair election.
See how you get on.
Otherwise, STFU.
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Hi, I'm God.
Human beings should not be thrown into prisons without due process.
Even Jesus got a hearing.
Human beings should not be thrown into prisons without due process.
Even Jesus got a hearing.
April 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Hi, I'm God.
Human beings should not be thrown into prisons without due process.
Even Jesus got a hearing.
Human beings should not be thrown into prisons without due process.
Even Jesus got a hearing.
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“The Buck Stops Here” < “I’m Not Involved” 🇺🇸
@rollingstone.com #Garcia
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@rollingstone.com #Garcia
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April 18, 2025 at 11:15 AM
“The Buck Stops Here” < “I’m Not Involved” 🇺🇸
@rollingstone.com #Garcia
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
@rollingstone.com #Garcia
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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1776: Look, we are going to war against Europe's greatest army and probably be hanged because we think the one thing you should never do is let the unelected richest guy run the government.
2025: Man, thank God the unelected richest guy is here to tell us what to do with the government!
2025: Man, thank God the unelected richest guy is here to tell us what to do with the government!
April 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
1776: Look, we are going to war against Europe's greatest army and probably be hanged because we think the one thing you should never do is let the unelected richest guy run the government.
2025: Man, thank God the unelected richest guy is here to tell us what to do with the government!
2025: Man, thank God the unelected richest guy is here to tell us what to do with the government!
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Our son is on the spectrum. He's played baseball and didn't like it. He's orchestrated pitch perfect arrangements of various songs using apps despite not reading music or playing an instrument. His artwork and animation skills are astounding.
RFK Jr. can fuck off into the sun with this bullshit.
RFK Jr. can fuck off into the sun with this bullshit.
The full quote from RFK, Jr. is truly disgusting and this is 100% him calling for institutionalization of autistic people. This is horrifying.
April 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Our son is on the spectrum. He's played baseball and didn't like it. He's orchestrated pitch perfect arrangements of various songs using apps despite not reading music or playing an instrument. His artwork and animation skills are astounding.
RFK Jr. can fuck off into the sun with this bullshit.
RFK Jr. can fuck off into the sun with this bullshit.
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Epic headline 🤣
April 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Epic headline 🤣
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I see it. I have lived it. 83 years ago, the U.S. government turned upon a group of its own citizens and residents and sent them to internment camps without due process. I was there among them. American fascism is back. It is here. It is now.
April 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I see it. I have lived it. 83 years ago, the U.S. government turned upon a group of its own citizens and residents and sent them to internment camps without due process. I was there among them. American fascism is back. It is here. It is now.
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The Battle of Hogwarts just started 👇
April 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The Battle of Hogwarts just started 👇