ALH
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Deadass everything work related feels like a 2026 problem at this point 🤷🏾♂️ 😂
December 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Deadass everything work related feels like a 2026 problem at this point 🤷🏾♂️ 😂
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Time is an illusion.
December 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Time is an illusion.
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Teachers should wear body cams. That way you get to see how much of a prick your kid really is.
October 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Teachers should wear body cams. That way you get to see how much of a prick your kid really is.
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Phoning someone is so selfish. You're basically saying, drop absolutely everything you're doing right now to talk to me.
October 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Phoning someone is so selfish. You're basically saying, drop absolutely everything you're doing right now to talk to me.
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The best TV theme tunes are Doctor Who, Grandstand and Match of the Day.
October 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The best TV theme tunes are Doctor Who, Grandstand and Match of the Day.
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Cricket is, by far, the best spectator sport. It's basically just a beer garden with sport happening somewhere in the background. Watch, don't watch, have a stroll around, eat, talk, it doesn't matter. A brilliant day out.
September 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Cricket is, by far, the best spectator sport. It's basically just a beer garden with sport happening somewhere in the background. Watch, don't watch, have a stroll around, eat, talk, it doesn't matter. A brilliant day out.
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I'm a man in my late 30s, shorter than average, slightly overweight, my job doesn't pay much, and I have never had a problem with attracting women. These online incels spread nonsense for attention/money. To young lads reading: just be kind, wash, ask questions. Trust me, you'll be fine.
September 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I'm a man in my late 30s, shorter than average, slightly overweight, my job doesn't pay much, and I have never had a problem with attracting women. These online incels spread nonsense for attention/money. To young lads reading: just be kind, wash, ask questions. Trust me, you'll be fine.
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There is nothing cringier than putting BSc or BA after your name on an email signature.
September 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
There is nothing cringier than putting BSc or BA after your name on an email signature.
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Doing better recently, but yeah, resonates. Check in peeps 🩵
Loneliness doesn't come from being alone. It comes from feeling that nobody cares.
June 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Doing better recently, but yeah, resonates. Check in peeps 🩵
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What the fuck do you need butter on a bacon sandwich for? Dipping the bread in the excess fat is plenty lubrication and if you're not doing that, you're doing it all wrong, son.
June 11, 2025 at 8:55 AM
What the fuck do you need butter on a bacon sandwich for? Dipping the bread in the excess fat is plenty lubrication and if you're not doing that, you're doing it all wrong, son.
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Steven Spielberg should donate the profits from his Jaws movie to shark charities. And so should the creators of the sequels. The films have caused negative stigma and a general hateful fear for sharks, who are inaccurately portrayed in the films, leading to people to kill them.
June 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Steven Spielberg should donate the profits from his Jaws movie to shark charities. And so should the creators of the sequels. The films have caused negative stigma and a general hateful fear for sharks, who are inaccurately portrayed in the films, leading to people to kill them.
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Hardly anyone has had a named GP since about 1980. It's about time people who design forms realised this
June 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Hardly anyone has had a named GP since about 1980. It's about time people who design forms realised this
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