Andre the Viking
andre-the-viking.bsky.social
Andre the Viking
@andre-the-viking.bsky.social
I have joined this app to use it as a platform to apologise for the behaviour of my Viking ancestors towards the good people of Northumbria in 865AD.
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Show of hands from everyone who clicked on the ‘reveal’ link without a moment’s hesitation… you saucy little minxes!
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Wish I knew how to access this.
November 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I couldn’t resist adding a bit of Warhol
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Until I was 6 I would say ‘Par Cark’ not ‘car park’. I’m probably not getting into Valhalla.
November 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
It was the first holiday I ever had, as a young Viking from the fjørds. I’d draw shapes on my little brother’s bedroom floor with orange juice so every morning he’d wake up to shapes of ants across his floor. He cried at the time but to this day he knows the difference between a square and a circle
September 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Oh for Christ’s sake!
September 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM