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tokens get spent.
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December 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
HEY JD - keep our name out of your fucking mouth you rancid ditch pig.
This guy can get fucked
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Mental health reminder that most people never get that first million from friends/family. Without their rich families, Elon Musk is an unsuccessful podcaster; Zuckerberg/Page/Brin are unemployed software engineers; Warren Buffet is a retired insurance salesman; Jeff Bezos is a manager at Macy’s.
October 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.

I glanced down at the message.

“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.

So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.

www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
October 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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you frolicked in the wrong meadow bitch
October 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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In the week ahead Judge Xinis may order well Abrego Garcia's release (triggering immediate emergency appeals). To see why, here's my live account for @lawfaremedia.org of Friday's remarkable evidentiary hearing—in either text form or original bsky thread. www.lawfaremedia.org/article/abre...
October 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Get fucked you nazi pigs.
Immergut states for the record that she is basing new TRO on all of the reasons that were in my prior opinion granting first motion and the same reasons and apply...The deployment of the federalized military is ultra vires and contrary to law, she says.
October 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The internet doesn’t forget, kids.
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Lindsey Halligan, the attorney selected by Donald Trump to bring criminal charges against James Comey, has never prosecuted a case.

But, like Trump, she did get her start in reality TV — with a brief cameo on South Beach Tow.

Here is Halligan’s newly resurfaced TV moment:
October 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Ok absolutely no chance Kash Patel can do a fucking pull up.
September 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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September 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Trump's own DOJ website still has a press release up from January pointing out that violent crime in D.C. is at its lowest in more than 30 years.
Violent Crime in D.C. Hits 30 Year Low
Total violent crime for 2024 in the District of Columbia is down 35% from 2023 and is the lowest it has been in over 30 years, according to data collected by the Metropolitan Police Department (MPD) a...
www.justice.gov
August 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Just fucking die already.
July 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Khojasteh: Do ICE agents need judicial warrants to make arrests?

Giles: No they do not...our authority by congress is that we can make warrantless arrests. The standard is we need to determine probable cause and determine alienage...that's often determined by interviews out in the field
July 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Blessed be the women who would not be silenced.
June 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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It’s unclear exactly how many U.S. citizens have faced the Trump administration’s immigration dragnet so far.

The government does not release such figures. Neither Border Patrol nor ICE would tell ProPublica how many Americans have been mistakenly detained.

By @nicolefoy.bsky.social
Some Americans Have Already Been Caught in Trump’s Immigration Dragnet. More Will Be.
Federal immigration authorities have a history of wrongfully detaining U.S. citizens. Advocates warn that the Trump administration’s immigration policies mean that more citizens will get caught up in ...
propub.li
March 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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This is horrifying! Family members of some of the people sent to do hard labor in a Salvadoran prison by Trump confirm their loved ones weren't members of a gang.

One woman said her brother got a tattoo of a rose in Dallas, and because of that they accused him of being a gang member.
March 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Hey US citizens - you’re next.
NEW today from @miamiherald.com: more men sent to El Salvador on Saturday have been identified by their families, including a 27-year-old who entered legally at a port of entry in 2023 through the CBP One app and a 29-year-old father of a baby born here last year. Neither have any criminal record.
March 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.
March 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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February 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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“Do not concern yourself with Heaven and Hell.
Straight ahead is the pale morning moon.
Set your mind there without a cloud in sight.”

- Kenshin’s death poem. Written in 1578. -
January 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Seasonal acronyms.
January 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Let’s dance.
January 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM