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Anders’ Handle
@andershandle.bsky.social
Just chilling here until the bigots ruin this one as well
NYC
Felt strong today
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Dating app but only for pet owners to show you’re capable of responsibility and commitment
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Just want to be tenderly held by lover in the night who sweetly whispers “no one takes a data-driven approach quite like you do”
October 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This is what i sound like when I congratulate people for beating me at Mario Party
Hakeem Jeffries' endorsement of Mamdani is the most passive aggressive one I've ever seen. It notes areas of "disagreement" before saying he won "a free and fair election"
October 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Doing things in New York City that my mom would not be proud of (adding salt to my food)
October 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
My bf has Spotify. I have Apple Music. It’s a miracle we’ve been able to make it work
October 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I need a sugar daddy purely for the financial benefit of seeing the latest cast of Oh Mary
September 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Pope Leo could do this funniest thing
May 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Why did CNN post about the Pope like he’s a NFL draft pick?
May 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Thinking of all the drag queens who need to compete with the Met gala tonight
May 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The distance between him and the car should be noted. If he were any closer, we’d be at risk of seeing him dry humping it
Ted Cruz doing sponcon
March 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
How can I lower my net worth by $11.29? Then I can make a really fun joke
March 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Do what u want is flat character coded. How Bad do U want me is round character coded
March 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Narnia by X C.s. X Lewis
Charli XCX is being eyed to play the White Witch in Greta Gerwig’s Narnia movie on Netflix, DEADLINE reports.
March 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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February 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Kinda wild that Mayans were only 13 years off from predicting the end of the world
January 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Realizing the pop tart bowl is just Wicked for straight men
going into 2025 with this energy
December 30, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Athleisure for those bad bitches who wanna look like an iTunes logo
November 24, 2024 at 11:48 AM
I guess the nomination process must have gotten too old for him
November 22, 2024 at 12:43 AM
How soon can we expect right-wing to believe capitalism is just a lesson in English class so they stop teaching it?
November 21, 2024 at 1:50 PM