Michigan Stags GF
anchovygirlfriend.northsky.social
Michigan Stags GF
@anchovygirlfriend.northsky.social
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in order to join my cult you must byo glass mug for frosty rootbeers and have at least two thick flannel shirts one red and one green. dm me if you're interested
AND ANOTHER THING

I DONT WANT TO WEAR A RING

I DONT CARE IF IM IN A LOVING RELATIONSHIP IT'S JUST GOING TO MAKE MY HAND FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE
January 11, 2026 at 10:37 AM
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guy who thinks the twin concepts of national borders and private property will still be considered inviolable during global warming so bad greenland becomes viable for agriculture
January 11, 2026 at 7:57 AM
I COULD CROCHET MY DAD GOLF CLUB SOCKS
January 11, 2026 at 8:10 AM
whats up with the nicknames couples give to each other. ive been calling this girl babe for years and now we're together what do i say now
January 11, 2026 at 8:02 AM
old hickory golf clubs or older metal clubs are the way i think i would enjoy the game a ton.
January 11, 2026 at 7:40 AM
is that a piece of butter
🍎🍏🐰うさぎのうみちゃん🐰🍏🍎

うさぎのR君の弟分うみちゃんです☀️
早くも部屋で完全放し飼い
うみちゃん画像No.10

🍎🐰🧡
りんごが大好き(音声付き)
I love apples. (With audio)
사과를 사랑. (음성 포함)

うさぎ好きさんのフォローお願いいたします🙇🏻‍♀️

#うさぎ #rabbit #토끼 #RabbitUmichan
January 11, 2026 at 6:02 AM
i just saw the trailer for an upcoming hugh jackman movie. "the death of robin hood" and ofc he's taking care of a younger girl. this is just logan again
January 11, 2026 at 6:02 AM
in my childhood when i heard the song girls just wanna have fun i thought it was saying girls just wanna have fuck uhhh
January 11, 2026 at 5:52 AM
patrick bin bateman sub;
babeee i want halal guys :((
can i suck you off
ken just sent me this please enjoy
January 11, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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i DARE you to post this on linkedin
January 11, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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what do you think the odds are that there’s gonna be a red herring character with a snuff kink in knives out 4
January 11, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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my brain wouldnt let me finish this joke but know it started like this
January 11, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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WELCOME TO THE CUM ZONE
January 10, 2026 at 8:23 AM
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Thinking about this once again
January 10, 2026 at 9:49 PM
i don't want to never change
January 10, 2026 at 9:33 PM
when i fucking GET that nerd girl its gonna be like grok grok grok grok 🗣️🗣️🗣️ growk growk growk growk 🗣️🗣️🗣️ growkgrowkgrowkgrowk 🗣️🗣️🗣️ grawgrawkgrawkgrawk 🗣️🗣️🗣️
January 10, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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do NOT make me add ANOTHER sign indicating where cumming is forbidden!
January 10, 2026 at 8:12 AM
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Baaaahahaha. Excellent work guys. This is why the Mayor and Governor aren't helping you! They're busy helping ICE. Anyway remember when everyone was like "look how tough Mayor Frey is saying the f word" lol Charlie Brown ass mfs
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says 29 people were arrested in downtown last night during a noise demonstration at a hotel reportedly housing ICE agents: "For those that are taking the bait and causing property damage or otherwise, there are consequences. We're holding the line here all the way."
January 10, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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just went to the dentist. they asked me if i suck a lot of dick and when i said no they said yeah we can tell loser
January 9, 2026 at 9:55 PM
far right media loves to say that people swarm gov buildings really often during protests huh. almost like thats what they want
January 10, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I JUST GOT A GIRLFRIEND! IRL! WHO ISNT 10,000 MILES AWAY!
January 10, 2026 at 7:35 AM
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last year, @netscape.bsky.social asked me a question that would change my life: "what if indiana jones was looking for yakub?"
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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do u think she realizes how easy it would be for her to build a parasocial following of trans lesbians horny for evil women that oceans 8's her out of prison. mby she's straight? but that just means you'd have to find women that don't respect themselves which only marginally increases the difficulty
January 10, 2026 at 3:01 AM