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THE FALSE HEDGEHOG
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“…I’m no Sonic. But i’m a hero, too.”

Archived by http://Uester

WARNING: [BANNER IS WIP!!!]

LEWD DNI, OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES.

Minor mun, ANCIENT ASS FUCK (/j) muse.

[ SEE NO EVIL ]
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FAUX SONIC, OR MORE KNOW AS “ANALOG”.

The origins is this:

In days before, a man had archived some screen recordings of the original 1991 Sonic the Hedgehog.

However, when people found the archived footage’s game copy, they made it available.

Everything went wrong.

And now, is our friend here…
all of the pain you've faced is no disgrace, you're made from all those scars.
Uester

Lore trivia: the other characters of Faux’d Mobius are NOT vessels for victims.

And if they were, they’d be Metal counterparts.

Speaking of, here are the survivors:
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Faux was talking on the communication chip as he isn’t cofused on anything right now.

“…What d’you mean that’s the same Sonic?

……his past self? I thought we couldn’t get further than cla—

Huh? ACTUAL past self?

…..i’ll call you back later.”

*click*

“…So i was somewhat right.”
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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#SONICRP | #STHRP | #SEGARP | #MVRP | #BSKYRP | #SFWRP
November 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
“Oh don’t be gleem, atleast he’s back!

…though something’s a bit off about him. Not sure what.”
“Right as I say it, he comes back… Huh. Cool!”
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“…..So. Here’s what you need to know……

He got blown up. There’s nothing left of him up there.”

“You might aswell make a cheap copy and dismantle it.”
Oh hey, Omega died.

Who wants his clanker parts?
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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"I'm outta here!"

A portrayal of Sonic T. Hedgehog.
..That's about it!
a cartoon of sonic the hedgehog and shadow the hedgehog sitting on the grass
ALT: a cartoon of sonic the hedgehog and shadow the hedgehog sitting on the grass
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
“…….”

Slowly moving to the destination, he wandered to where the new (old) base was, and took out a small communication chip from under the cape.

“…Location of the base found. What’s it now, buddy?”

There are better plans for him.
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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...Sonic the Hedgehog... Is gone.
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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{NC}

there's a fine line between knuckles being knuckles and being hit by just about anything else
[ NC ]

“Well there was a time that he may or may not have been hit my Knuckles, knocking him out of his Super form.

So not entirely invincible…..”

“Oh, and he’s just doing it for style points.”
{NC}

AREN'T YOU FUCKING INVINCIBLE IN YOUR SUPER FORM WHAT WAS THE POINT

or am i not remembering correctly
November 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[ NC ]

“Well there was a time that he may or may not have been hit my Knuckles, knocking him out of his Super form.

So not entirely invincible…..”

“Oh, and he’s just doing it for style points.”
{NC}

AREN'T YOU FUCKING INVINCIBLE IN YOUR SUPER FORM WHAT WAS THE POINT

or am i not remembering correctly
Just like that... Sonic BREAKS OUT OF THE TIME FREEZE!?

"Wow! Freezing time in order to get a hit in on us? I give it an E for Effort!"

Effortlessly avoiding Omega's attack before REPEATEDLY striking the Maverick, that poor bastard
November 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
“I still have the cape, i might aswell try and see if my Super form’s gonna burn it to nothing cuz it’s still a hammock nonetheless…”
November 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
“You look way past cool, bud!

If ya could, we can probably see which Sonic is the fastest in their Super form? Just saying…”
Casually aura-farming in his Super Form

"Hey."
November 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
“I advice shutting up…”

Oh hey! MORE!
Oh great, another rodent.
Womp womp, Egghead!
November 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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"Now witness the beginning of the greatest empire of all time!"

-Sonic Verse RP

- MVRP

- No ships

- Up for plotting and interactions
October 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
…staring up at the sky, he sees two golden glows on a moon.

He can tell what these lights entails, but he never expected two.

“…Finally. It was starting to get boring.

Let’s see if they can save themselves from up there……”
November 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
[ NC ]

“K, i- i don’t think the yellow Chaos Emerald’s the one i was askin’ for…..

But hey that’s one step closer to get a Super. Maybe more if i had the black one…”
November 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
[ NC ]

“…hm. Well, after i get my black Chaos Emerald back i’ll try later.”
[NC]

"I mean... Probably? I just focused and called out the attack's name, so..."
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
[ NC ]

“No… no you weren’t.”

“Actually if you can use it, can /I/?”
[NC]

"Heck yeah! I was able to use those Chaos powers future me and the edgy guy are able to do!"

"...I have a feeling I wasn't supposed to do that yet."
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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DOC, A 🧵.
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
“…It already is non-canon. My writer just didn’t feel like putting the tag on the post.”

That’s true. I’m too lazy for that.

“Besides, how would we know if they’re on the moon while we’re still down here?”
"Eh, maybe we shouldn't..."

"I mean, it seems like they're getting along quite nicely..."

"How can I tell uh...."

"....I uh.... ugh, I knew this response should've been non-canon..."
“…Who’s gonna tell K that’s not exactly me?

Does he even know what symbolism even is?”
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
“…Who’s gonna tell K that’s not exactly me?

Does he even know what symbolism even is?”
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Uester

Gn!

School tmr =‘]
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
[ NC ]

“Hey guys, what’s up?”

Faux has contact lenses on, so he just looks like a slightly darker Sonic.

Maybe, possibly, indistinguishable in a crowd of Sonics
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM