Amy Vansant
@amyvansant.bsky.social
Author - https://AmyVansant.com Mostly mystery/thriller. Humor. Little romance. Even the thrillers are relentlessly upbeat. Help other authors through my https://AuthorsXP.com
Hegseth keeps tricking him into brutal games of slaphands.
December 4, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Hegseth keeps tricking him into brutal games of slaphands.
Every time she says something like that, the picture she keeps in the attic gets a little uglier.
December 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Every time she says something like that, the picture she keeps in the attic gets a little uglier.
So the next hurricane that hits a red state, they totally get to blame him for letting it happen, right?
Talked to a friend. She's sending it straight to Mar-a-Lago:
Talked to a friend. She's sending it straight to Mar-a-Lago:
December 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
So the next hurricane that hits a red state, they totally get to blame him for letting it happen, right?
Talked to a friend. She's sending it straight to Mar-a-Lago:
Talked to a friend. She's sending it straight to Mar-a-Lago:
Why is he always lurking behind the door like a rapist---oh. right. Nevermind.
December 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Why is he always lurking behind the door like a rapist---oh. right. Nevermind.
Is there a way to give this two hearts? 🤣
November 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Is there a way to give this two hearts? 🤣
Credit where credit's due, god dammit! (little g)
November 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Credit where credit's due, god dammit! (little g)
Poor Nicole --- another little husband goes bonkers on her.
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Poor Nicole --- another little husband goes bonkers on her.
I remember when he was going to fire Hegseth for sharing top secret intel too. Fool me once…
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I remember when he was going to fire Hegseth for sharing top secret intel too. Fool me once…
Sweet baby jesus stop calling him daddy.
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Sweet baby jesus stop calling him daddy.
The best part is early on looking up how long hot flashes last and finding out it can be a decade. I seriously can’t upgrade my software for this?
November 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The best part is early on looking up how long hot flashes last and finding out it can be a decade. I seriously can’t upgrade my software for this?
Awesome, and it only took an entire administration of monsters, constantly stomping Americans for things to line up.
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Awesome, and it only took an entire administration of monsters, constantly stomping Americans for things to line up.
As for you, you should write all the headlines.
November 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
As for you, you should write all the headlines.
I dunno, he did say "insubordinate" which is like, four syllables longer than any other word he knows, so, someone should give him a cracker. Tommy Tuberville, maybe.
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I dunno, he did say "insubordinate" which is like, four syllables longer than any other word he knows, so, someone should give him a cracker. Tommy Tuberville, maybe.
As someone who wrote a whole series because my husband thought “Kilty as Charged” would be a good title I can’t really comment.
November 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
As someone who wrote a whole series because my husband thought “Kilty as Charged” would be a good title I can’t really comment.
Could he pay my doubled “minor league” 2026 health insurance estimate?
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Could he pay my doubled “minor league” 2026 health insurance estimate?