Amy Vansant
@amyvansant.bsky.social
Author - https://AmyVansant.com Mostly mystery/thriller. Humor. Little romance. Even the thrillers are relentlessly upbeat. Help other authors through my https://AuthorsXP.com
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Imagination is good for so many reasons. It breeds empathy, because you need it to imagine yourself in someone else's shoes. #kindness
December 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
My friend consistently beats me at the timed #nyt #MiniCrossword . Today was a good example of why. When I saw three letters for "They ask you to take off your shoes" my mind went JPN for Japan.
a man is making a funny face while wearing a black shirt and a silver chain .
ALT: a man is making a funny face while wearing a black shirt and a silver chain .
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December 6, 2025 at 11:17 AM
My friend consistently beats me at the timed #nyt #MiniCrossword . Today was a good example of why. When I saw three letters for "They ask you to take off your shoes" my mind went JPN for Japan.
All I want for my birthday is to wake up 20lbs lighter and 20 years younger, and instead, my husband got me donuts.
I'm okay with that.
I'm okay with that.
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
All I want for my birthday is to wake up 20lbs lighter and 20 years younger, and instead, my husband got me donuts.
I'm okay with that.
I'm okay with that.
Imagination is good for so many reasons. It breeds empathy, because you need it to imagine yourself in someone else's shoes. #kindness
a picture of a woman with the words my imagination has become on the bottom
ALT: a picture of a woman with the words my imagination has become on the bottom
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December 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Imagination is good for so many reasons. It breeds empathy, because you need it to imagine yourself in someone else's shoes. #kindness
Once you leave a spoon on the pie plate in the fridge, you know your dreams of not gaining over the holidays are officially dead.
November 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Once you leave a spoon on the pie plate in the fridge, you know your dreams of not gaining over the holidays are officially dead.
Many of our older family members said less offensive stuff than our president yesterday, and that's saying something. #Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Many of our older family members said less offensive stuff than our president yesterday, and that's saying something. #Thanksgiving
@bcdreyer.social Thought you'd appreciate this note from my cripplingly expensive Florida home insurance.
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
@bcdreyer.social Thought you'd appreciate this note from my cripplingly expensive Florida home insurance.
Throw it. Throw it. No seriously. Throw it. Stop playing with the camera, Mom, THROW IT. #doglife #dogsofBluesky
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Throw it. Throw it. No seriously. Throw it. Stop playing with the camera, Mom, THROW IT. #doglife #dogsofBluesky
If you wake up to find your already crippling health insurance has doubled and 75+ coup plotters have been pardoned ...iiiit might be a Monday. #ACA #BreakingNews #MondaysSuck
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
If you wake up to find your already crippling health insurance has doubled and 75+ coup plotters have been pardoned ...iiiit might be a Monday. #ACA #BreakingNews #MondaysSuck
Never let your genius dog know you think it's funny when he snatches the kitchen towel off the handle of the stove and walks around with it like "Look at me!" The towel will have to stay on the counter forevermore. #doglife #dogsofBluesky
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Kitchen Towel Swiper
YouTube video by Amy Vansant
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November 9, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Never let your genius dog know you think it's funny when he snatches the kitchen towel off the handle of the stove and walks around with it like "Look at me!" The towel will have to stay on the counter forevermore. #doglife #dogsofBluesky
youtube.com/shorts/2oX0E...
youtube.com/shorts/2oX0E...
Fredrik Backman's Anxious People was such an utter joy to read. I'd just been feeling like there weren't people picking up where authors like Tom Robbins and John Irving left off, but I was a fool. And Marin Ireland's audiobook narration is freaking AMAZING.
November 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Fredrik Backman's Anxious People was such an utter joy to read. I'd just been feeling like there weren't people picking up where authors like Tom Robbins and John Irving left off, but I was a fool. And Marin Ireland's audiobook narration is freaking AMAZING.
The 80s punk vibe of Progressive’s “Dog Park” commercial makes me unbearably happy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjhF...
Dog Park Progressive Insurance Commercial 2025
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November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The 80s punk vibe of Progressive’s “Dog Park” commercial makes me unbearably happy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjhF...
My office money tree wasn't showing me the money. It was dying. It said, "It's not you, it's me." So I put it outside. It immediately sprang back to life and now all my neighbors are rich.
Tricky, backstabbing money tree.
Tricky, backstabbing money tree.
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 AM
My office money tree wasn't showing me the money. It was dying. It said, "It's not you, it's me." So I put it outside. It immediately sprang back to life and now all my neighbors are rich.
Tricky, backstabbing money tree.
Tricky, backstabbing money tree.
I know I can use the words "concern" or "anxiety," but I've always thought "worrimentation" should be a word. Think I'll start slipping it into my books and see if it takes off.
October 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I know I can use the words "concern" or "anxiety," but I've always thought "worrimentation" should be a word. Think I'll start slipping it into my books and see if it takes off.
The Four Sisters tomato sauce dynasty is plagued by night terrors, sending Charlotte and Declan on the case in this BRAND NEW cozy Halloween mystery full of family secrets! $1 Off for a Limited Time!
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September 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
The Four Sisters tomato sauce dynasty is plagued by night terrors, sending Charlotte and Declan on the case in this BRAND NEW cozy Halloween mystery full of family secrets! $1 Off for a Limited Time!
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If you're an author getting a ton of sketchy marketing emails lately, you're not the only one! Here's a quick article to help you spot some of those emails and what to do: authorsxp.com/author-how-t...
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September 30, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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Why isn’t Karma on the back of every milk carton? MISSING. I hope she’s just at the gym bulking up.
September 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Why isn’t Karma on the back of every milk carton? MISSING. I hope she’s just at the gym bulking up.
Re-watching Schitt’s Creek & now I am David.
September 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Re-watching Schitt’s Creek & now I am David.
"Fossilized penis worm suggests Grand Canyon was an evolutionary hotbed" was the article title, but all I could imagine was the worm itself hearing what it had been named and going, "Aw come on, man...that's not cool..."
July 24, 2025 at 11:48 AM
"Fossilized penis worm suggests Grand Canyon was an evolutionary hotbed" was the article title, but all I could imagine was the worm itself hearing what it had been named and going, "Aw come on, man...that's not cool..."
All Pineapple Port Mysteries with Cats on the cover 99c this week!
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May 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
All Pineapple Port Mysteries with Cats on the cover 99c this week!
www.amazon.com/dp/B074CDRD1...
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Why do all professional wrestlers talk like Beetlejuice?
April 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Why do all professional wrestlers talk like Beetlejuice?
"Can you talk with a partially collapsed lung?" -- Author Google search #amwriting #writing
April 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"Can you talk with a partially collapsed lung?" -- Author Google search #amwriting #writing
Super pod of 2000 dolphins...No doubt they're gathering to kick us off the planet because, clearly, we've lost privileges.
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Rare video captures super pod of 2,000 dolphins breaching and playing off California coast
A California boat captain has captured rare video of a super pod of more than 2,000 dolphins off the coast of Monterey Bay.
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February 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Super pod of 2000 dolphins...No doubt they're gathering to kick us off the planet because, clearly, we've lost privileges.
apnews.com/article/cali...
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