Amy Vansant
@amyvansant.bsky.social
Author - https://AmyVansant.com Mostly mystery/thriller. Humor. Little romance. Even the thrillers are relentlessly upbeat. Help other authors through my https://AuthorsXP.com
So the next hurricane that hits a red state, they totally get to blame him for letting it happen, right?
Talked to a friend. She's sending it straight to Mar-a-Lago:
Talked to a friend. She's sending it straight to Mar-a-Lago:
December 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
So the next hurricane that hits a red state, they totally get to blame him for letting it happen, right?
Talked to a friend. She's sending it straight to Mar-a-Lago:
Talked to a friend. She's sending it straight to Mar-a-Lago:
Once you leave a spoon on the pie plate in the fridge, you know your dreams of not gaining over the holidays are officially dead.
November 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Once you leave a spoon on the pie plate in the fridge, you know your dreams of not gaining over the holidays are officially dead.
@bcdreyer.social Thought you'd appreciate this note from my cripplingly expensive Florida home insurance.
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
@bcdreyer.social Thought you'd appreciate this note from my cripplingly expensive Florida home insurance.
Throw it. Throw it. No seriously. Throw it. Stop playing with the camera, Mom, THROW IT. #doglife #dogsofBluesky
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Throw it. Throw it. No seriously. Throw it. Stop playing with the camera, Mom, THROW IT. #doglife #dogsofBluesky
Fredrik Backman's Anxious People was such an utter joy to read. I'd just been feeling like there weren't people picking up where authors like Tom Robbins and John Irving left off, but I was a fool. And Marin Ireland's audiobook narration is freaking AMAZING.
November 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Fredrik Backman's Anxious People was such an utter joy to read. I'd just been feeling like there weren't people picking up where authors like Tom Robbins and John Irving left off, but I was a fool. And Marin Ireland's audiobook narration is freaking AMAZING.
Reminds me of one of my favorite movies of all time - The Philadelphia Story-- and that bit that didn't age very well...
October 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Reminds me of one of my favorite movies of all time - The Philadelphia Story-- and that bit that didn't age very well...
The Four Sisters tomato sauce dynasty is plagued by night terrors, sending Charlotte and Declan on the case in this BRAND NEW cozy Halloween mystery full of family secrets! $1 Off for a Limited Time!
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September 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
The Four Sisters tomato sauce dynasty is plagued by night terrors, sending Charlotte and Declan on the case in this BRAND NEW cozy Halloween mystery full of family secrets! $1 Off for a Limited Time!
www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
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All Pineapple Port Mysteries with Cats on the cover 99c this week!
www.amazon.com/dp/B074CDRD1...
www.amazon.com/dp/B074CDRD1...
May 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
All Pineapple Port Mysteries with Cats on the cover 99c this week!
www.amazon.com/dp/B074CDRD1...
www.amazon.com/dp/B074CDRD1...
Note to self: Don't let Archer's coat grow in for the winter again. This is one of three dustbins... could have built three more dogs. #dogs
February 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Note to self: Don't let Archer's coat grow in for the winter again. This is one of three dustbins... could have built three more dogs. #dogs
I keep thinking of that scene in Liar, Liar...
January 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I keep thinking of that scene in Liar, Liar...
New romantic comedy released today! An emergency wedding date turns into a twisty second-chance, friends-to-lovers, laugh-out-loud romantic comedy by USA Today, Wall Street Journal & Amazon All-Star bestselling author Amy Vansant... (me)
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January 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
New romantic comedy released today! An emergency wedding date turns into a twisty second-chance, friends-to-lovers, laugh-out-loud romantic comedy by USA Today, Wall Street Journal & Amazon All-Star bestselling author Amy Vansant... (me)
www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
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Me: Hey ChatGPT: Make me a graphic to attract authors to my book marketing site AuthorsXP.com
ChatGPT: Mm, I don't know about that but if you offer "ebok prorketion" I'm all over it.
ChatGPT: Mm, I don't know about that but if you offer "ebok prorketion" I'm all over it.
January 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Me: Hey ChatGPT: Make me a graphic to attract authors to my book marketing site AuthorsXP.com
ChatGPT: Mm, I don't know about that but if you offer "ebok prorketion" I'm all over it.
ChatGPT: Mm, I don't know about that but if you offer "ebok prorketion" I'm all over it.
If you like dark humor, action, mystery, intrigue, family drama, a little second chance love, and a badass heroine in her forties, you'll love "The Girl Who Wants." Oh, and it's free as part of my evil plan to suck you into the rest of the series. :) Just sayin'! www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
January 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If you like dark humor, action, mystery, intrigue, family drama, a little second chance love, and a badass heroine in her forties, you'll love "The Girl Who Wants." Oh, and it's free as part of my evil plan to suck you into the rest of the series. :) Just sayin'! www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
Nothing says childless couple in Florida like a single string of Tommy Bahama pineapple lights. #christmas
December 25, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Nothing says childless couple in Florida like a single string of Tommy Bahama pineapple lights. #christmas
We managed to eradicate the murder hornets killing honey bees. Yea! No murder hornets going to rob us of killing those little honeysuckers ourselves with global warming & ignorance! Booyah! #ClimateCrisis #ItsGettingHotInHere
December 19, 2024 at 12:13 PM
We managed to eradicate the murder hornets killing honey bees. Yea! No murder hornets going to rob us of killing those little honeysuckers ourselves with global warming & ignorance! Booyah! #ClimateCrisis #ItsGettingHotInHere
I know what it's like to look into the cold dead eyes of a killer willing to do anything to get what you have.
I've eaten in front of my dog. #dogs
I've eaten in front of my dog. #dogs
December 16, 2024 at 2:11 PM
I know what it's like to look into the cold dead eyes of a killer willing to do anything to get what you have.
I've eaten in front of my dog. #dogs
I've eaten in front of my dog. #dogs
Not to be salesy, but my first (just released another) Christmas cozy mystery in the 23-book Pineapple Port series is 99c this week. Just sayin'. If you like funny, happy, twisty mysteries. :) #cozymystery #booksky #books #reading www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
December 9, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Not to be salesy, but my first (just released another) Christmas cozy mystery in the 23-book Pineapple Port series is 99c this week. Just sayin'. If you like funny, happy, twisty mysteries. :) #cozymystery #booksky #books #reading www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...