Popcorn should be zero calories.
November 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Popcorn should be zero calories.
I bought a HRM and I’m super excited. I have the original Polar H1 and soon will have H9.
Super excited to figure out how many calories I burn with this old ass body of mine.
Super excited to figure out how many calories I burn with this old ass body of mine.
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I bought a HRM and I’m super excited. I have the original Polar H1 and soon will have H9.
Super excited to figure out how many calories I burn with this old ass body of mine.
Super excited to figure out how many calories I burn with this old ass body of mine.
People are getting worse, not better.
We should probably stop procreating all together.
We should probably stop procreating all together.
July 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
People are getting worse, not better.
We should probably stop procreating all together.
We should probably stop procreating all together.
Please gawd, let me win the lottery.
May 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Please gawd, let me win the lottery.
I want to retire so I can watch dramas and eat all day. Then, I’ll end up on my 600lbs life and become famous.
March 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I want to retire so I can watch dramas and eat all day. Then, I’ll end up on my 600lbs life and become famous.
Started my work day with a large spider crawling across my monitor.
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March 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Started my work day with a large spider crawling across my monitor.
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BREAKING: Ontario has lost the 2025 provincial election
February 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
BREAKING: Ontario has lost the 2025 provincial election
The only thing that motivates me to get out of bed is breakfast.
February 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The only thing that motivates me to get out of bed is breakfast.
I ate but I want to keep eating.
February 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I ate but I want to keep eating.
Removing the sound from my Teams notifications was the best idea I’ve ever had.
February 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Removing the sound from my Teams notifications was the best idea I’ve ever had.
l’ll know I found true love when he says yes to flossing and brushing my teeth.
January 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
l’ll know I found true love when he says yes to flossing and brushing my teeth.
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Can you imagine how slowly the line to get into Hell moves?
December 30, 2023 at 8:44 PM
Can you imagine how slowly the line to get into Hell moves?
Once my kids left for their dad’s, I washed my carpets. 🎄
December 26, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Once my kids left for their dad’s, I washed my carpets. 🎄
I’m losing my mom. She’s deteriorating so fast and there’s nothing we can do about it.
December 21, 2024 at 8:30 PM
I’m losing my mom. She’s deteriorating so fast and there’s nothing we can do about it.
2 ppl I love from work are leaving the company and I’m so sad. Cried like a baby and now I have a crying headache 😩
December 19, 2024 at 8:08 PM
2 ppl I love from work are leaving the company and I’m so sad. Cried like a baby and now I have a crying headache 😩
I think I’m allergic to sleep.
December 19, 2024 at 9:39 AM
I think I’m allergic to sleep.
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My New Year’s resolution is to unsubscribe from unwanted spam/sales emails instead of just delete or ignore them.
December 18, 2024 at 3:34 PM
My New Year’s resolution is to unsubscribe from unwanted spam/sales emails instead of just delete or ignore them.
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When u needs a fren, I gibs u ma paw. Wubs u ma frens ❤️🐾
December 18, 2024 at 1:07 PM
When u needs a fren, I gibs u ma paw. Wubs u ma frens ❤️🐾
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Happy f-ing Holidays! The hats lasted less than 15 seconds. #CorgiCrew
December 17, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Happy f-ing Holidays! The hats lasted less than 15 seconds. #CorgiCrew
Clicks will always click.
December 17, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Clicks will always click.
Is it just me or did the last 3 months just fly by?? Before I know it, I’ll be 78 and wonder why I wasted half of my life.
December 13, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Is it just me or did the last 3 months just fly by?? Before I know it, I’ll be 78 and wonder why I wasted half of my life.
The worst thing about the holidays is when men hug you and transfer some of the 250ml of the cologne they put on in the morning.
December 13, 2024 at 12:21 PM
The worst thing about the holidays is when men hug you and transfer some of the 250ml of the cologne they put on in the morning.
How is $4/lbs for grapes a sale???
December 11, 2024 at 12:51 PM
How is $4/lbs for grapes a sale???