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thegodpodcast.com
Really? You're gonna make me do this one?

Thou Shalt Not Starve Your Own People.

There you go.
November 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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theonion.com
Perform your civic duty to the U.S. economy and buy Onion apparel.
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'History Sighs, Repeats Itself' Headline T-Shirt
November 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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theonion.com
Atrocities Keep Getting In Frame Of D.C. Tourist’s Shot https://theonion.com/atrocities-keep-getting-in-frame-of-d-c-tourists-shot/
Atrocities Keep Getting In Frame Of D.C. Tourist’s Shot
August 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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twonks.bsky.social
Phew?
May 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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joncooper-us.bsky.social
💯
May 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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dailybunnies.bsky.social
Two bunnies, one white and one tan, snuggling head-to-head.
May 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
Welcome to the RFK Jr public health era.
May 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
Cloven Hooved Horned Satan sitting in a library reading books to kids since we can't do drag storytime anymore....i thought we'd try something else
May 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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astronomy.bsky.social
"We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it is forever."

- Carl Sagan, Cosmos
May 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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thedevil.bsky.social
May 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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owldaily.bsky.social
A Great Grey Owl in a stunning flight.

📸francoispotvin.photography
#Nature #owl #Bird
May 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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go-khan.bsky.social
"Ssssilence, hooman...
The stretch ritual is not yet complete 🐍"
A hilariously stretched-out cat looks like it entered noodle mode while sliding out of its bed like a snake.
May 8, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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weratedogs.com
This is Hugo. He has liked to wave since he was a pup. Proud to say he has never missed a chance to say hello. 13/10
a person with long blond hair holds a black lab puppy in their arms. the pup has one front paw hooked over the person’s arm, and the pup has his other front paw lifted straight up in a polite wave, all matching black toe beans on display. a full-grown black lab sits in a bright grassy soccer field under a slightly cloudy sky and lifts one front paw up in a polite wave. the pup’s beans are substantially larger than before, and he’s obviously ambidextrous, because he’s waving his other paw this time.
May 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
I'm obsessed with how much ancient history wikipedia editors managed to fit into the "yo mama" article
"ancient times": "The incarnations of filial piety in various cultures are reflected by examples through history. Rabbi Eliezer (c. 100 CE) was said to have interrupted a man reading aloud the opening words of the then-banned and still-troubling Ezekiel 23.[5] Man: "Mortal, proclaim to Jerusalem her abominations..." Eliezer: "Why don't you go out and proclaim the abominations of your mother?" "Plutarch's biography of Cicero notes that:[6] Again, in a dispute with Cicero, Metellus Nepos asked repeatedly "Who is your father?" "In your case," said Cicero, "your mother has made the answer to this question rather difficult." In the Strategies of the Warring States, it is recorded that the following was said by the King Wei of Qi after "
May 8, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social
He’s getting quite heavily into mindfulness these days. It’s not that I have a problem with it. I just wish he would stop banging on about it all the time.
Our cat Charles, meditating in the garden, while taking occasional breaks to talk to us about his spiritual potential and his goals for his new online life coaching courses.
May 8, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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carlquintanilla.bsky.social
BILL GATES: “The picture of the world’s richest man killing the world’s poorest children is not a pretty one.”

@financialtimes.com
www.ft.com/content/bdd9...
May 8, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
imagine if you won an olympic gold medal and the only freely-licensed photo wikipedia could find for your article was this
Ilya Zakharov mid-air wearing a speedo, holding his knees to his chest and clenching the muscles in his face and neck
May 8, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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thedevil.bsky.social
May 8, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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wonderofscience.bsky.social
These boxes are not moving. A mind-bending optical illusion by Japanese artist Jagarikin.
May 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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ladyjenpool.bsky.social
Me on Independent Bookstore Day
Gru with a large white pad that says "First we get a book". In the next panel it says "Then, we get another book". In the next panel it says "And then we say no more books". In the next panel it says "But then, we see another book". In the last panel Gru looks excited and it says "So we get two more books!"
April 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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rmjams.bsky.social
I’ve felt higher anxiety, anger, disappointment, good news 🇺🇸though, we 🔬Found the problem. 🤡
A cartoon of a man in the doctors office and the doctor is telling him here’s your problem. It looks like you’ve been paying attention to what’s going on.
March 13, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
If you were wondering if there is a word to describe how the United States is currently being governed, why, yes, there is: kakistocracy!
February 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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joycewhitevance.bsky.social
This story can't be repeated enough. The GOP is lined up behind the guy who is so incompetent that his quasi-gov't agency did this. They're confirming his highly questionable nominees & hurting the American people.

And "accidentally"? It was stupidity, not accident. www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...
USDA accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is now trying to rehire them
An Agriculture Department spokesperson told NBC News that officials are "working to swiftly rectify the situation."
www.nbcnews.com
February 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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cwebbonline.com
Knowledge is power…
February 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM